+ 1 My Co-Dependant friend
Have any of you ever had a friend that's absolutely chicken shit to give himself/ or herself an injection. I have a friend that I've known a little over a year now. He's 43 and in great enough shape for a cycle. He's 6 ft about 205 with around 8% bf. He told me he did it all back in the day, referring to AAS, yeah one of those guys. Well he went in on an order with me a little over a month ago and its been a headache for me since he got his hands on his part of the pack. Two bottles of Test E and some T-bol. He waited until the pack arrived to start asking questions like how much and how often. I knew he lied about using AAS in the past as soon as the questions started pouring out his mouth. I had to explain about the enanthate ester, how much to draw, where to inject, how to inject, and how often. I even showed him where to get pins. I was a nice guy and showed him how to draw using two different pins, one for drawing and one for the injection. I loaded the syringe for him and off to the bathroom he went. He came out a minute later and said " Dude I couldn't do it, I used to be able to but I can't now." So I did it for him but instead of a glute shot I gave him a delt shot. I had to change 1.5" pin and used one of my 1" 25 gauge pins. That was on a Monday. Well he calls me Wednesday asking me if I could give him his second shot on Thursday. So I drove to his house and hooked him up. He tells me, " Oh I was wondering if I gave you the money could you pick me up some of those pins I use for delt shots?" That's when I started to get a little agitated. I already showed him where to go. But he said he was too embarrassed to buy them. I told him he was gonna have to man up and buy them. Its bad enough I gotta give him his injections. Well I did this for three weeks until I got sent to 3rd shift and could no longer make it to his house by 1 pm to give him his injections, I sleep at that time. This fucker had the balls to come to my house yesterday and bang on my door because I didn't answer my phone and woke me up telling me how he hasn't had an injection in a week. I was nice enough to give him a shot, but told him he's gonna have to man up and do it himself. I gave him a link to a video that shows how to give injections. Ohh and I forgot to mention all the phone calls about his PIP. Hes the biggest pussy I've ever known Sorry this was so long but damn I had to let it out.
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That ain't a friend my G. Ditch the guy. Your not his mother walking him through, the whole process. If you cant stand the needle, this roid game isn't for you. I hate people like this btw, they want everything handed to him. Next time he calls say "damn dude, do you want me to workout for you too?".
I couldn't agree with you more.
yo captain, other than this annoying crap he's pulling with this cycle and you happen to like this guy it's time to be straight and blunt with him. tell him he's being annoying as hell and disrespectful with your time, and if you can't find the courage to stick a needle in his ass you have no business running a cycle. now given this guy is just an acquaintance still inform him then tell him to lose your #.
Yeah Ive been ignoring his ass for a few days now. I think he's got the point. He has clomid and nolva and I hope for fuck sakes he could manage that.
Thank you everyone for your responses and insight. I posted this last night while I was @ work, I've got a lot of time on my hands @ the job and had to vent or I'd blow up on dude. Thanks again.
The old saying goes "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"
Tell him to grow some balls and next time he knocks on your door, it better be with two hookers and a 30 pack!
sounds like the lying to be cool type of guy. i have a way of detection with these kind of people. when in conversation if you tell a story about yourself and then right away the have the same exact story or one thats a little more grandiose than thats a red flag that this type of person will not be someone i want to associate with. not to say that some people can relate and have similar experiences because they do but when it happens over and over with a particular person you know they are full of shit. that is when i distance myself from them. i always give people the benefit of the doubt at first but when i see the bullshit im out. id tell him you wont help him with it anymore. goodluck
lol.. tell him to practice on an orange.. 0-o but it gets messy ..
Or a warm grapefruit
AnonPretty much did my mate the same way..he asked me recently to get a course going..told him to go eat a bag of dicks!
ray3801If the majority of people think steroid users are lazy and are looking for the easy way out then they'd really crucify these types of leaches!! Lol. People are so damn lazy....had a few friends that I set up....always asking for pins...asking for this and that. I finally quit answering their phone calls.
Tell him to grow some balls. If he can't stick a pin in himself he isn't using steroids.
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I can see this guy in a few years time, let's say he falls on hard times financially, your a kind guy so you let him temporarily move into your basement until he gets his shit together an so on. In no time you'll be coming home from a hard days work to this fucker sitting on your chair, in your house coat and slippers, sipping Your shakes, cleaned out the last of the steak from your freezer, smoking a cigar perhaps enjoying a back massage or a foot rub from your wife.....
I mean we really need to nip this situation in the bud early bro who knows what could happen if you don't ;)
That's it I'm gonna invite him on a bass fishing trip and were gonna have an accident in the deepest part of the lake. Lol I wouldn't let it get to that point but damn that was funny. LMAO thanks for that.
I like your thinking, bump to the head and over he goes lol.
Joking aside, Quite word man to man should straighten things out ;)
Yeah I've been ignoring his calls. I'm gonna give him a call tomorrow and let him know my schedule can't always work to his benefit. I work 3rd shift 10 pm to 6:30am. I wake up, eat, go to the gym then work. Its wearing me down but I'm like Rocky I always find a little extra fire in me.
You sound like you have a solid positive outlook on life which is great. Sadly I roll solo most of the time these days but I think even friends from the past would have shit a brick if I showed up looking for them to put 2cc's in my glute! Lol.
Time to tell him to man up or PCT. That or start paying you for your services.
My wife was afraid of needles and got on my nerves by waking me up to pin her with b-12 and hcg. I told her to stop being a chicken shit and walked her through it step by step as she pinned herself twice. Once in a ventral glute and once in a deltoid. Tell that pussy to man up and quit acting like a prima dona bitch...blowing up your phone thinking he has access to you like you have nothing better to do than hand carry him through his cycle!
Lol. 6' 205 lbs and 8% body fat. Sounds like he knows how to juice being 40 and over it's very hard to be that lean without juice. I think he knows how to pin he just likes you poking him in the ass haha. Sorry man had to say it. But fo real?
Lol no ass shots bro just delts.
Better man than most, buy his ass pct pills and say" can you swallow a pill" bc if he can't pin then really what's the point, doesn't sound like he is dedicated enought to even want to do it.
Like I said tho, better man than most, who would have said pin you once shame on you pin you twice shame on me! Ask me for a 3rd I'm gonna just take your gear from you until you man up pussy.......to far?
That's what kills me, he doesn't even try. When I sent him the inject video he texted me back. " I like my doctor." Referring to me. I haven't answered one of his calls in two days. I think he knows he's starting to annoy me.
Sounds just like my brother with his 1st run, scared shitless! I had to pin damn near his whole cycle for him but he figured it out. He was already an animal before 6'3" about 240 . Type of guy who grows from just standing In the gym. Now its nothing to him just the other day I stopped by and he was about to pin himself. 2mls in each quad.....farkin animal
This dude is in awesome shape. I have a power lifters physique. He benches no where or squats no where near my max but he could put up 315 twice with a slight assist on the second rep. Hes got an 8 pack from doing windshield wipers and all types of crazy shit hanging upside down. Especially when the girls are in the gym he puts on a show.That's when I throw up 455lbs on the flat bench to end the show. My best was 500 a year ago. But I am getting too old to lift that heavy...... getting old sucks.
Yeah I left the heavy stuff alone my friend, I stay at 225lbs on bench or 100lb dumbells, for me its all about reps and form. Every now and then I bump to 315. Even squats if I cant get 20 reps its to heavy again 225. Sunday was chest day 3 sets of 20 incline, flat and decline all at 175lbs then pushups 4 sets to absolute failure! Best pump i had in a while and been gettin some solid growth
My first max bench attempt ever was 185 lbs. in high school. I grew up working on a farm and have pretty good DNA. My dad lifted his whole life and my grandad was a massive farm working beast. I've been lifting over ten years but I've only been juicing for three. My max was 455 before I started juicing. I joined the 500 club a few cycles later. It helps.
Indeed it does, 435x3 was my best ever. Shouldnt have done it though my muscles were ready but my tendons and all connective tissues weren't. Had some bad pain in my rear delts from that.
I've been lucky with no shoulder injuries. But I did mess up my left elbow doing skull crushers with a 100 lb ez curl bar. I no longer do skull crushers and spend 20 minutes stretching prior to training.
RustyhookerOfftopic forum
Can understand frustration
Sounds like my Roomate. I did his shots for all of the first cycle and half of his second. Hes finally doing them on his own now thank god. He actually passed out during his second ever injection it scared fhe shit out of me.
Yeah its OK the first time or two. But damn this dude trips me out how scared he is to even try.
He sounds like a pussy ass compulsive liar who needs to grow up
Don't sugar coat it, lol
You sound like a good friend, but you probably should have told him you weren't going to stick anything in him until he educates himself. He may be knocking on your door freaking out if he gets gyno or something.
I gave him some AI's with some clomid and nolva. I'm pissed that he insults my intelligence. He lied about using AAS in the past and it's obvious because he asked way too many questions. He used to be a good workout buddy but now every time he calls all he talks about is either pip or his next shot. He has become annoying.
I had a buddy like that. I ended up telling him it wasn't for him, he said you're right and quit.
I don't know about you but I like giving myself injections and actually like a little pip.
You do it enough it's second nature, but I'll be honest that when my cycle is over I do look forward to a break, especially if short esters were involved.
I've never did short esters, I've only done test cycles like Sustanon, Cyp, and Enanthate. EOD would be a hassle with my schedule. Work, eat, sleep and train.
Tell him to man up he from what you've described about "him" he sounds like a 12 year old girl
Thats why alot of guys I know run oral only cycles. They don't have the balls to give themself a shot and I preach to them dont run orals only
hunteron20sFuck all that ..lol .tell him get some lidocaine to numb it before and just do it ..cant get huge by being a pussy .I give you props for sticking him ..I tell any of my boys you do it not me ..
Venting is good
Yeah I can't exactly talk about this at work and its better than beating the shit out of him the next time he knocks on my door and wakes me up.
Once he does it it will be cake but he should learn about what he's injecting himself with before hand instead of relying on someone he's pissing off lol
His cycle has become my cycle. His levels are all fucked to because he's too scared to inject himself. He wanted a shot Sunday but I went out of town with my girlfriend. She asked me why he calls so much. That's a line crossed when it gets into my personal life. She doesn't know I use aas.