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How do you guys respond to weird shit like this at the gym? just a story for fun

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So today at the gym wifey and I were minding our business as always when this lady motions to us to take our headphones off. She asked if she could ask us a question. We do not know this chick from Adam and we've only been at this gym a few months. She then ask us some random question about how she could tighten up her skin on her abs because she was 44 and it was loser then it used to be. We told her we are all in our 40's some things just change and to work on building her abs and make sure her diet is good blah blah blah.. weird question I thought , but harmless enough. Oh she was standing with her partner who wasn't saying a word.
Anyway, we went back about our business . A half our goes buy and we are in a completly different part of a large gym when she comes in the room and again asked us to take our headphones off. Out of the blue she starts wispering to us that she used GH in the past and was currently taking "winny". She asked if we could get it and if not if we wanted some she had connections. We both stood there stunned and really had no words except telling her we didnt know what she was talking about.. LOL.. Again, we never met this chick, we do not talk about our lifestyle to anyone at all, so to me she profiled us and I'm thinking she was a female BACONATOR...Now I feel wierd going back tommorrow.. lol

Anyone else have encounters at the gym with people they felt might be be po-po!!

IrishMack's picture

Have you ever heard the term, "never take a shit in your own backyard?"

eastcoastmuscle's picture

Cant trust no one that you dont REALLY know, some dudes just dont get it. they run their mouths and dont realize its your life and YOUR freedom he could be messing with. I never talk gear or hook anyone up unless its family, close friends i grew up with or someone i know i can trust for one reason or another, too much trouble

Xrated's picture

This past month. I have had a hand full of people just blanty ask me at the gym w my wife if I'm juicing. It pisses me off really. My wife r n there 5 days a week bust n our asses. Putting in hard work there and in the kitchen. And these retards lolley gag around talking and bullshit n. And wonder why they still look the same. Doing the same routines same weight and not even sweating. I told the last guy. I said, that's a pretty bold statement u r asking me. Considering u don't even know me. His jaw dropped. People have a lot of nerve man. I take that stuff as an insult. It gets old. Everybody wants to look great in the gym. But, very few put in the time and effort as we do.

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White Bolt's picture

A lot of people in my gym use gear, but they're not the obnoxious stereotype. I've never been offered gear at the current gym I've been going to for the last 4 years.

Funny about your story with the older lady... Maybe she took confidence in you, seeing as you are in the same age bracket as her and in great shape. Was she a cop? Probably not. She was probably just really excited to be doing something "bad" for the first time in the last 25 years of being a house wife. She probably felt bad ass and wanted to subtle brag.

oldhead73's picture

She even mentioned something real quick about online and I'll tell you guys where. Your assessment is probably right, she's prob a new juicer just looking for some juice head friends .. Lol.. Regardless We will be avoiding her at all cost !!

cdyrdes's picture

Last summer I was at the tail end of a sus and var 14 week run. Feeling and lookin better than I ever have before. Well they had a "new" guy join the gym (its not very big) anyway this guy was there maybe a week and pretty obvious he was on the sauce. Well I guess when he got comfortable he approaches me at the hammer press. "Bro what you running" not a whats up, need a spot man, or even a hello. So I said nah man I dont fool with the stuff then he says c'mon man im new in town and need a "hook up". Thats when I became upset. All I could tell him was get dafuq out my face......."bro". Ruined my workout so I went home and watched bubble guppies with my son.....lol

oldhead73's picture

"bro". Ruined my workout so I went home and watched bubble guppies with my son.....lol

Lmao, bubble guppies! I Remember those days.. And we also were kind of fucked up in the head so she fucked our workout up to.. Lol

oldhead73's picture

That's just weird ...

Xrated's picture

Creepy

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oldhead73's picture

It's weird how some ppl openly discuss it like it's not illegal ! Deny deny deny

vhman's picture

I have a similar philosophy: "Deny everything and make counter accusations!" Works great in many situations...

oldhead73's picture

Hahaha!!

HailRazor's picture

It does seem kinda forward of her to say that.....you just never know about people but....she might be online right now MAKING an order from one of the top sources here......OR she might be in her storage shed TAKING orders and sending out paks!

oldhead73's picture

Omg we thought exactly that! Lol..We were like do you think she recognized us from some pics on here.. We all cover up our tats in pics but they are still somewhat recognizable I think.

HailRazor's picture

HaaaaaHaaaaa! More bubble wrap Bitch!!!

WINNING's picture

She totally wanted the "oldhead" and not the one on your shoulders. ;)

oldhead73's picture

Lmao!! Btw glad your back to "yourself"

Gymjunkie01's picture

My therory bro is never advertise you use AAS and never never get it for somebody like her u don't know ... She could be anyone cop or she could be legit. I would just tell her that you don't mess with hat stuff sorry you could not help. Be polite but get your point across

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oldhead73's picture

We don't even talk about anything to anyone except us in the privacy of our house when our kids aren't around!! We told her we didn't know about all that and just smiled and went back to work..

Oldhead73s.wifey's picture

Maybe our house is bugged... Lol

oldhead73's picture

Fuck your right !!

Gymjunkie01's picture

Smart man that's the best thing u can do

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HailRazor's picture

Nah bro.....that's just an opener..an icebreaker.....she's probably a swinger. Either way she probably owns a pair of handcuffs.

Rasputin_Omega's picture

I just literally laughed in public. Good shit.

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oldhead73's picture

Lol ..

IrishMack's picture

Where I work out......several DEA agents, a couple sergeants from the local police force; staties; and local cops. I chose the wrong fkn gym to join. I should have known when my friend who is a sergeant asked me to join so I could work out with him. Lucky for me they do not ask me any questions or even get friendly with me; They stare a lot but maybe because they are out of shape or cant even do 120 pound bench presses.

So to me everyone that goes there is likely a cop so I keep to myself...it helps me stay focused and workout instead of hanging out.

oldhead73's picture

Lol.. We kind of follow the everyone is a po-po rule too..

Pale's picture

Isn't it sad tho that it has come to this in this country? I don't believe there has ever been a time in our history where the police have been so mistrusted. Maybe it is the video upon video of them beating the hell out of people or worse for no good reason?

verticalpeaks's picture

I agree 100% on your above statement. It's a sorry state of affairs when you have a rogue police state that bills itself as "homeland security", etc.

Really, what ever happened to our cherished checks and balances? Oh right, those notions were obliterated with the Patriot Act and the National Defense Authorization Act of 2012. Say goodbye Mr. and Mrs. America to due process and habeas corpus under the Constitution. And the 4th Amendment protection against unreasonable searches and seizures? Well that's an outdated notion that can just be reinterpreted and eroded until it is just words on paper......

Freedom from government snoops and tyranny? What are you some sort of RACIST? And there you have the new means of coercing public opinion and political action - accuse and defame in order to create and enforce their AGENDA,

Benjamin Franklin had it right: "Those that would trade liberty for greater security, deserve neither."

IrishMack's picture

It's what keeps me out of jail lol.