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Okay guys, I got a question for our competition athletes. Don't laugh at the topic, childish I know, however I need some help with it... I'm going to begin competing the end of next year... once I'm a solid 190 at 5% BF I'll be ready to rock and roll... so I figured as much as I bust my ass and the juice on top of that, it's not a unrealistic goal... a solid 20 lbs in 16-18 months... anyways... I never shaved my legs... I don't like the idea, however I must do what I must do... I am a Champion Of The Mind, and soon a bodybuilding champion... Say it, believe it, accomplish it... anyways. I shaved my balls once a long time back and it was itching like crazy, so If I shaved my legs I guess the same thing will happen, my ex said lotion helps, but it didn't seem to do too much, any advice on shaving your legs and keeping them from driving you crazy?

cdyrdes's picture

I had the wifey wax me up once.......ONCE!!!.....just shave bruddha and do as AayKaa said with with the alchohol or use skin bracer if u wanna smell like a paw paw! Lol

armykid93's picture

I shave a lot of my body just cause and honestly if after shave doesn't work on a part I just have to tough it out. Eventually my skin just got used to it and stopped doing what ever weird crAp it was doing. After shave closes the pores though so try that.

BlackDoug's picture

Well I'm probably never going to do a competition so it's safe to that I have never shaved any body hair and I probably never will..... Lol Not my cup of tea! As long as it doesn't bother my girl it sure as hell don't bother me but I understand..... You can't compete unless you do so good luck bro.

Champion Of The Mind's picture

Thanks bro, it's just another obstacle I must overcome, and I will. This is my life and I will do whatever it takes to make it.

AayKay's picture

I've been shaving my body hair for around 20 years. Back in my 20s I was a stripper and did it for the look.(Fuck you people! I needed the money LOL) At first it was an odd process, but felt great and clean to me, so I never stopped. Now it's just part of my personal hygiene like trimming my nails.

The best way itch free way to shave I've found is as follows:

Trim your whole body with a guard less clipper. Do it in the tub...this makes it easy sweep up the hair. Next take a hot shower, the hot water opens your pores and gives you a closer shave.

Next shave with a few disposable razors, the lube strip ones work best. Right out of the tub splash your body down with "mild" rubbing alcohol. This closes your pores and cutts down infection which keeps you pimple free. (I've found that applying lotion without rubbing alcohol first is a mixed bag and sometimes results in alot of pimples.)

Next apply your fave lotion and you're good to go bro.

All that's left for you to do is...

put on some CK One, strut around naked and revel in the fact...

that you are now the sexy bitch that you always wanted to be!!!

=D

Champion Of The Mind's picture

Hey I've been doing what you suggested and it's working pretty good bro... many thanks... +1 for the helpful info

Champion Of The Mind's picture

I always shave with a disposable. I never use anything only hot water... Every time I used something I broke out, so the alcohol trick I'm going to do, in the morning after I shave my face. Use hot water open the pore, shave, apply alcohol and badda bing badda boom. Thank you that was very helpful

AayKay's picture

No Problem, just get the milder alcohol solution. The strong solution will pretty much set you on fire bro LOL
I like to use one of those small spray bottles for that purpose (found in the hair care section) and just mist myself down. Just hold your breath and turn on the bathroom fan.

Champion Of The Mind's picture

LOL I didn't know this post would spark such funny responses. I got so many different opinions, I think I'll just wait a couple days before the show, and shave with a razor and lotion up...The itching doesn't start until the next couple days, so lotion, lotion and more lotion.

UgtaBkdNme's picture

Just don't dry shave at least use a shaving cream of some kind.

TheFlash85's picture

it puts the lotion on the skin.......

Champion Of The Mind's picture

I put the lotion anywhere for the right price lol

UgtaBkdNme's picture
alayna's picture

Just man up and wax them! it hurts but try having your vagina and backside waxed and i mean all of it including the tender parts, not to mention the strange women's face and hands between my legs so leg waxing doesn't even compare...yah it hurts but its a quick kinda pain and the results lasts for a little over two weeks....you'll be baby smooth for yr show and every time you feel yr smooth legs you'll think of Alayna and then you'll forgive me for each and every wax strip that they pull off when you go ooowwwhhh

:-0)

Champion Of The Mind's picture

My friend is a stripper and I've heard the stretches of pain coming out that waxing room.... and his a big guy XD I guess I'm willing to try anything once.

IrishMack's picture

Okay, Let me now address the elephant in the room; are you willing to try stripping with your friend or waxing?

TheFlash85's picture

my mate does stripping he sometimes gets a grand a night... when he does hens nights he alaways gets laid....he gets paid to be drunk and naked around drunk chicks every night.... hes even met older millionaire woman who invite him to their penthouse and.... treat him.... i was at the servo last week and someone yelled my nam, i looked over and it was him standing up in a porsche convertible flipping me the bird , no tshirt on and a rather classy looking lady aged mid 50s lmao.... hes living the dream.

IrishMack's picture

Yes sir, not knocking it at all. If I wasn't married i would give it a go, and if I knew how to dance.

TheFlash85's picture

id like to do it even being married... but i aint parting with grown man shit.....lmao

Greg's picture

That's why I have a female doctor. Less strange having a woman ask me to turn my head and cough then a man...

If you ever opt to have a strange... never mind, that sounds creepy in print ;-)

IrishMack's picture

What if your doctor is a very handsome man who likes to stay in shape?

alayna's picture

lol i would think it would be weirder having a woman touch yr family jewels i figured men would be more self conscious but i guess i can see the whole no homo thing

Greg's picture

Women have handled the family jewels much more often so it feels more natural. Plus they have a more tender touch and smaller hands which is important for the other exam men my age are told to have on a frequent basis...

And if we go Freudian... mommy was the one who always fixed my booboos.

alayna's picture

lol

wolverinewannabe's picture

Lmao! I was thinkin it too, but I didnt say it!!!

Roid Noid's picture

yeah alayna says she dont like perverts boys!

alayna's picture

Thanks Roidy ;0)

wolverinewannabe's picture

I waxed my vagina once...just did it for the strange womans face and hands between my legs. ;)

only1cat's picture

Omg that's funny

PIN_CUSHION's picture

How can you make something so painful sound so sexy....... dammit.... maybe I'm just a perv, but I'm sure everyone else reading this got a nice mental image Smile

IrishMack's picture

From a person who was in the same room as a woman getting a brazilian....it takes sexy completely out of the picture.

manbearpig's picture

anybody have a recommendation on a body trimmer? i need one that works well

Greg's picture

craftsmen -lifetime warranty

manbearpig's picture

lol. i mean my leg hair is pretty damn thick... any serious recommendations?

Greg's picture

Hummm... not strong enough?

...I'll keep researching :-)

guitarplayer1's picture

Microtouch for your nuggets. srs bro works great!

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TheFlash85's picture

lol you shaved your balls lmao.... i had killa porno style fun not long ago and the chick was like what is that.... im like what my dick.... and shes like the bush ... im like thats grown man shit...lol... so iwouldnt worry bro it must be common.... shave body just b4 stage... use plenty of moisturiser to prevent itching... on a side note was best night ever lmao

Champion Of The Mind's picture

HAHAHA, I read the first line and busted out laughing... My old lady was like, you want those things sucked, shave them, so I listened lol.... next time, I'll respond by saying its grown man stuff LOL now lets party... thanks for the tip bro

ChemDawg's picture

Yup, keep that area clean cut. I use the clippers for a trim and if I want the porn star look, I will use the Mach 3 afterwards.

TheFlash85's picture

thats how i used to get in the club with no id, pull my hairy nuts out.... lmao it is grown man shit bro but you gotta do what you gotta do, you know like kissing, dont wanna do it but if it gets you over the finish line so be it hahaha

IrishMack's picture

Are you sure they let you in because of the hair; or they felt sorry for you? LOL you opened yourself for that!

Champion Of The Mind's picture

LOL, I do whatever it takes, pretty much.. I just grab the check book anymore lol cut right to it

Roid Noid's picture

dont shave them till you have too, just use some hair clippers without the guard. ive been doing it once a month for the last decade. started it in my early 20s. its like with anything own it like its cool and dont give a shit what anybody else thinks.

ChemDawg's picture

You need that size #1 guard on it when you are clipping the body hair around your groin and arse region. You don't want to nip the nut sack or a butt cheek.

Champion Of The Mind's picture

I understand owing it part bro, It's just changing that male mentality... So I have a year to go, before I grab the clippers, but thank you for insight Roid.

Trenbend's picture

Just use hair removal cream that's my preferred way, your skin may be irritated for around an hour or two

growthman's picture

LOL at this thread. That'd give me ingrowns everywhere so I just use a peanut. No cuts, ingrowns, etc. Of course when I compete I shave with a razor a day or two before and shave with the grain so my skin doesn't get irritated.

Champion Of The Mind's picture

A peanut you say, are you poking fun at me dude lol... how the hell do you shave with a peanut?