A cry for help taken lightly....regrets
Hey kids, Ed here with a serious post.
Oh shit Ed, I hate your serious posts!
I know kids, I do too, but sometimes they need to happen for the betterment of the community.
"Damn Ed are you going to flame someone?"
Yes kids but it's a blanket flaming for the entire community. Myself included.
A few weeks back we had a brother post. At first, I didn't know how to take it. I think a lot of people didn't know how to take it and I think the majority of us thought it was a joke. Now as time has gone on I am coming to the realization that this particular poster may now in fact be dead. I feel partially responsible and I hope you all, who like me, blew it off and made jokes feel partially responsible. Now I don't know for a fact that he's dead, but I think there is a pretty good chance and it makes me sick to think about how we may have possibly prevented it by taking him seriously.
Take a moment and read this post:
http://www.eroids.com/forum/general/off-topic/girlfriends-breath-and-vag...
Something that stands out to me in the title is the "Srs". I think it was his way of saying SOS, yet we made jokes.....and I am afraid that his girls breath and vag stank may have take his life.
Again, I am only making the assumption. Where is out friend DZeaz? Haven't seen him for a while have we.
I hope you will all take some time and read, ask yourself how you replied. Were you one of the few who helped or just one who laughed at his girls "vag stank"? If you are one of the latter, like myself, I hope you are as ashamed of yourselves as I am. Vag stank likely took out brothers life and we did nothing about it.
Rant over.
All my love, no homo
Ed
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thanks for dropping my heart in stomach only to spit it back out brother. I can always count on you to bring light to a dark day Ed.
rofLmfao! i just cant even reply smh
Ok, I am not clickin on this fuckin link ANYMORE! My sides hurt! Best oblique workout Ive had in months! Everyone around me thinks Im certifiably insane and its impossible to explain. I usually get plenty of space in my personal "bubble" anyway bcuz I tend to scowl, but goin from scowl to doubled over laughin has em backin up and lookin the other way...If I keep readin ed threads, hes gonna have to do one on how my nuts exploded cuz I couldnt stop laughin long enough to get a date!
Laughing keeps the bad ju ju away brother.
I know, right? You make my day ed. No homo. And not like dirty harry either. Cant... stop... clickin... here...!!!
AnonI can't breathe
Another cry for help that the Eroids community has ignored because there were no stats attached. Thanks guys. Pray that trypt. Isn't deAd.
Your a complete asshole!! Lol!! I'm reading this and at the beginning I'm feeling sick to my stomach that I might have somehow contributed to someone's demise ! Then I hit the punch line and I spit my drink across the room laughing so hard I think I got a new hemorrhoid and startled my kids! Btw I saw you my gym today wearing my sons sweatshirt and shorts you stole from his draw !! Btw they are to small on you!! Lol
Sorry for messing with your feeling bro. And sorry for stealing your kids clothes. I wish you would tell him to quit buying this fricken skinny jeans, the ride up the ass something fierce.
Seriously tho there was this douche bag at my gym yesterday wearing a t shirt and shorts that looked like they would fit my son!! Dude was a complete tool. I guess he thought his fat could be disguised as muscle if he wore children's size clothes..you need to do a topic on douche bag clothing seen at the gym.. Lol
I encouraged him to take her to a doctor. I may have cracked a few jokes along the way as well. But seriously if he continued to go down he is likely dead.. I blame Ed first and foremost amongst us.
Whatever ass, you told me in pm: "I hope that vag stank kills him, he knows better than to be runnin that shit."
Sorry for breaking confidence but you are just as responsible as the rest of us.
Never PM this guy nothin!!! LMAO
Lmao that's funny as hell I'll make a mental note don't pm end
valhallas bestAs I feel partly responsible for this tragedy and it seems I am not alone on this road. I would like to recognize and make America aware of the seriousness of vag stank. I would like to initiate with all of eroids the (GVSC) global vag stank comittee, where we will travel around the globe to conferences to speak out about the seriousness of vag stank. Also honoring EZez's memory on his bravery and courage of admitting his ladies cage stank, without him there would be no light shed on this new arising epidemic.
valhallas bestAnd we've all grown...
Eroids friends, I wasn't going to share this because I didn't want you to feel the pain that I felt as I listened to DZeaz sing his last song..
I give you dzeaz's final song:
http://youtu.be/1LhGekm277Q
Cherish it in your hearts and lets never take lightly another brothers cry for help.
Yes ed that's appropriate maybe we can all get in a big circle holding hands and have a candle light ceremony for the poor lost soul I just ask u sir would u be willing to lead the group in the above mentioned song
Words cannot describe Greg's honorary tribute to one of our fallen comrades. I would have opted for a more lavender scent but to each his own religion I guess. I will be taking a collection to help spread awareness of this horrible killer. Dzeaz; you are in out hearts and in our minds; because the farther away from our nostrils the better.
2 months ago I rebuked the rest of you for posting such horrible things in that thread. Still, I feel I didn't do enough.
I can not have this on my conscience. I'm renting a tuna boat. At the edge of the horizon, just as the sun sinks into the sea, upon the waters I am going to lay in their honor, a wreath and I will sprinkle strawberry scented douche, blessed by my catholic priest.
I know my brother Dzeaz would have enjoyed that.
Greg, your rubuke still rings in my ears, yet I still wouldn't listen...
Please brother, as you sprinkle the strawberry douche, sprinkle a little for me. I know dzeaz will be there with you..
Tell him that Ed is sorry for not taking the breath and vag stank srsly.
That is such a sweet sentiment. It puts to shame my bic lighter, single flame salute....
V... I know that disease would appreciate the bic lighter. Though simple and not as dramatic as Greg's dedicatory sermon, it came from your heart bro, and that's all that matters.
Lmao, that was fcking halarious!No shit, I almost pissed my pants.
lmao................ you just made Dzeaz into a fkn eroids rockstar brudda.......
I don't know bro, I give credit to the vag stank. DZeaz is like an artist, the value just jumped after his untimely death.
rIp DZeaz
I hear it's the same damn thing that finished of our old friend Fred Phelps. Possible outbreak?
.....shit, and everyone laughed at the Doomsday preppers :/ the end is near people.
Vag stink killed my uncle Leroy, so I can understand what kind of pain this kids family is going through.
If only we could save every young man that's died from vag stank but unfortunately we can't ed they have been dying from this since the dawn of time its like mother nature running its course brother so don't feel bad
If only brother. I wish there were ways that I could help!
I myself have almost meet my ends by this.maybe the best way to help is educate these young men with proper techniques for example the hands down her pants first for a scratch and sniff maybe this is the best bet education
lol, id still tap it, and I have, after a night of drinking, getting it on, go down under covers, ready to go down, have a sniff, gag come up for air, put dinga on, still go for it. game on.
Lol dinga what in the hell is that lol ? A condom
yes brother a fucking condom, lol, unless shes primo hot I aint risking std, if she is, ill proudly share it, next best thing to dinga is wrapping glad rap around it, it works, also don't forget to stop at gas station on way home and wash your dick with hand sanitiser, always use hand sanitiser, always.
Brother u might need a mod to edit this I'm afraid u given away to much info so clearly your a sailor cause only sailors wear condoms as they go port to port
Lmao.
lol, well if sailor is slang for pimp, you got me......... jokes brother, everyone knows I haven't used sanitiser in years.
Lmao well for safety I hope u always have some on hand
You ass, I thought you were srs...
Dont take it too hard. Hes gettin everbody! But he just made my Friday!!!
Lol. Sry.
You had me all the up until death by vag stank lol
It could happen?
r.i.p dzeaz lmao! first time fishermans friends havnt worked for fresh breath. my the heavens guide you and let you rest in peace amongst the tuna fishing in the sky. we will never forget you.
Amen brother. That was beautiful.
maybe a dzeaz rememberence day? we have one minute silence once a year? and we all refrain from eating seafood for one day? we all carry a tube of toothpaste in our pockets to the gym for one day? please ed any input is appreciated, im so, so sad rite now, forgive my spelling, my keyboard is wet from all the tear drops rite now, I will never look at a bottle of vagi clean again, I don't think I can even step foot in a chemist, this is all a bit much, this is quite serious help me brother please...........
Bro, I've been drinking since 5 am this morning trying to make sense of this. I'm too drunk to help anyone but myself right now.
You are a fucking nut. Psycho! You had me goin for a minute. Right up til I got back from reading the latest comments on the post. If vag stank could kill, eroids would be a lot less populated! I, for one, would be a dead man cuz once I get to that point, there aint no turnin back! I love you ed. Yes, lotsa homo!
Lol, I think we'd all be deAd brother.
Death by, radioactive vag! I guess if I was to die that would be the only way to die. Live by the Vag,Die by the vag!