posted Wed, 03/26/2014 - 11:27
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What do you REALLY wish your girl would do for you?
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Ok guys, lets hear it but I don't need abunch of blow job and anal advice lol I'm asking about the not so obvious things you wish your woman would do for or to you. I have enjoyed learning the inner workings of the male mind while browsing this site, whether you meant to or not you have educated me quite a bit. Please share, my husband will thank you... I'm sure the other ladies will read up also.
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I wouldn't turn a good massage. Especially a good hand massage. Yes I said hand massage! I am constantly working with my hands and I feel like I losing my dexterity in them.
oh you are so right hands hold so much tension the only thing better than a hand massage is a foot massage equally as much tension!
If he is working out there is nothing better than giving him compliments.
After having been hit on by about a hundred thousand men; having sat across a dinner table from a few hundred; after being in love with a handful and have been counsellor to many other many as friends....i have learned this; men want a few simple things...
1) to be loved
2) to have sex when they want & need it (especially good blow jobs)
3) to have space when they need it
4) to be valued for the man they are
5) to be appreciated and respected
6) and last but not least to be fed a good meal
men are not that complicated
I'm sorry but that's a truly generic list, and any man that agrees with you is extremely shallow or flirting with you via the internet. Maybe 6 was thrown in as a joke, but that's the lowest on my list of needs because I love to cook. Even as a man with super human levels of test, I find 2 to be a bit of stretch (and speaking of stretch I prefer anal to BJs if I'm getting a special treat). As for the other 4 on the list what person in general doesn't want those things?
Maybe I'm the exception (I highly doubt it based on some of the exceptional men I've met here), but I have a different expectation out of my girlfriend than just the superficial things on your list that you've so succinctly laid out for us.
I could keep going, but I don't want to seem like I'm getting too worked up and attacking you. However I'll end with this. I don't think you have men figured out as well as you think you do.
Boys are not complicated, they think with their dicks. Real men however are like onions, they have many layers
After having been hit on by about a hundred thousand women; having sat across the dinner table from a few hundred; after being in love with two, and trying to to act like a friend to many (we all know when a man calls you friend that's code for "eventually I plan on nailing you") sometimes it's code for "I'm too big of a pussy to make a move so I'll be your friend and show you how sensitive I am and maybe someday you will fall in love with me." ( this was never the case with me)
I have learned this about women; women are even more simple than men and only want one thing, all other needs minor in comparison:
1. A dude with sick amounts of Cash.
LMFAO!
That's right. You know I know what I'm talking about.
nailed it
This about sums it up..... And quit asking me how I'm feeling! Yeah women by far are the more complicated gender...
LMAO, that's kind of what sparked this thread. I asked my husband, after reading some BS list of things men want on FB if there was anything he really wanted from me. He looked at me and with a straight face said, "dinner"
He's a man of few words. lol
Oh AGREED! ;-)
I appreciate a good meal on occasion but I rather do most of the cooking. 1,2,4&5 most important to me but to feel wanted or needed is important as well. I get my alone time when I'm out of town working or in the woods hunting.
I've yet to meet a woman who is willing to hike a mile in 20 deg weather and sit in a tree for 4 or 5 hrs.
I was going to type something up but I read yours first. I cannot argue with that,lol
number 4, accept me for me, sick of her trying to change me as a person, shes always like your so angry and violent blah blah why do you have to get into fights and confrontations every where we go? why? because thats the way i am get over it or i will kill your dad, uncles and brother. i mean ffs get over it.
Are we that simple? I think so, lol No 2 really stands out... Haha....
you forgot the elusive 3 way... other than that, you frighten me with your power.
I really never wanted a 3 way with her.. on several occasions we've had women wanting to go home with us from bars and I just can't bring myself to do that to her
He meant bring another dude in the mix! Dud..... OK Just messin' with LOL Sorry Greg I couldn't resist
LOL
RustyhookerSeveral years ago i met my fiancé. Gotta say there's nothing I'd ask for. She's my best friend and wildest lover. Definite soulmate and I'm damn spoiled. I do my best to spoil her back.
Appreciate my efforts and the things I do for her. Less complaining and such.
Sexually she does anything I want except get down with another girl. But that's not a deal breaker lol.
I thought About this question deep and the obvious answer would be to see her get down with another woman,Even if I'm not participating ect. That would be selfish though, in actuality my wife does pretty much anything I ask, she's gtg. She Gave birth to my first child and although she thinks her body is a mess, she's still damn beautiful in my eyes, if not more. So, the best thing a woman could do for her man is to bear his children, maybe this time we can shoot for a boy.
Seriously that's an awesome answer.
Oh just cursed yourself bro, I said same thing and ended up with 3 girls, lol
Wow, that's alot of estrogen in your house.(lol) For all the things i have done in the past to women, i wouldnt be suprised to have all girls.In all honesty if I had another girl it would be fine with me. My kid Is my world.
Ehh I went to respond but after reading blow job I couldn't concentrate so I had to go hunt down my gf.. the struggle of being on a good cycle -_-
Get my mother in law to move further away. New Zealand / Japan / Mars etc all strike me as suitably distant.
Mars OMG
I feel your pain my MIL followed us to Texas, Arizona, and CA. Thankfully she stayed in CA when we left.
Hahaha Holy shit thats great! it took you what....a second and half to respond?
I'm seeing a business opportunity here, mother in law removal service.
"Why put up with them when you could put them somewhere else?"
I'm taking out a patent on it right now.
Lmfao. Wow she's that bad? Mars, lmfao.
True, but they still come and visit. Stop that and I'd be good.
X2
I just want my girlfriend to quit hitting me and calling me a bitch in public.....
Oh and I hate it when she makes me pour ranch dressing all over her during sex. She knows I hate salads. Yet she insists on the ranch dressing. It's bullshit if you ask me.
For my wife to be more excepting of my girlfriend!
lol, Just kidding... Seriously, I AM KIDDING!
Ed's greatest test yet!
Oh shit! How do you fit something like that in the back of your van?
I'm pretty sure that's not a real pic but if it is. Imma find out. Better not be messing with me pin.
I thought you had an El Camino as well. That will transport her but privacy could be an issue.
Should fit fine on a rollback. Lol
This very well could be the biggest challenge for your hooker killing career
.....A little auto-erotic asphyxiation, what else.
had to google that lol
Bring another woman in the mix you both agree on.
If I'm pissed about something unrelated to the girlfriend, I appreciate a little anger support. For instance, a dbag dented my car and I was flipping out. I didn't get so much as a "fuck that guy" from the girlfriend.
Empathy, good one. I'm sure this is something I should do.
Reach for the check on occasion, I'll always pay (I'm ol'skool) but the gesture is nice
thats a huge thing for me. i ever let them pay either but just the offer shows alot about the type of person they are
Ah, good one.