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benefits of a beard

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http://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifestyle/11-facts-about-beard-you-didn...

This shit is amazing and hilarious! I might have to post a new selfi of my crazy ass beard.

Pale's picture

Funny you post this. For the better part of the last year I have been growing the chin part of my beard, made it to 5" or so. Yesterday, playing around with my outdoor wood boiler (I was gathering coals to grill with) I got a little too close, a little sizzle and it was wrecked.... I am pretty bummed out about having to start over. :(

tootallslim's picture

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Pale's picture

I know it man. I ain't gonna lie, I laugh about it, but I was genuinely down about it and my own stupidity for not being more careful around FIRE! D'uh! Is it wrong for a grown man to cry over a beard? lmao

tootallslim's picture

I would, lol this shit is now a part of who I am. Sorry for your loss. RIP facial hair, you will be missed.

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tootallslim's picture

I guess we don't have a lot of beard lovers on here.

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PIN_CUSHION's picture

It's funny cause when my wife and I were dating and early in our marriage she wanted me clean shaven. I hate shaving so I just quit then when the beard starting coming in she started digging it. Now she loves it.

tootallslim's picture

I've always had some kind of facial hair. Once I started to go bald and started to shave my head a beard was essential Smile and 15 months ago my wife and I had another baby so I just started to grow my goatee after she was born and kept the rest of my beard kinda trim and she loves it. My shit is like 7" long now. I actually just trimmed it so it will grow more.

One funny thing is that it is very intimidating and just adds that much more judgement when people see a 6' 9" 270 lb bald guy with tattoos and a big ass beard. When I walk into a room ALL eyes on me! I have always attracted attention because of my sheer size but the beard makes it that much more.

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PIN_CUSHION's picture

No Homo, btw, haha

PIN_CUSHION's picture

lol, but I'm sure you're just a big 'ol' teddy bear.

tootallslim's picture

Dude, I'm one of the nicest people I know. The world has enough a holes and d bags. I'm just a family man at heart, But if anything happens to my wife or kids I'm going to jail!

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superman75's picture

just another good man, sad thing is isn't to many of us coming up anymore brother.

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Heard that!

tootallslim's picture

Dude, that's hilarious! My wife showed me an ecard someone posted on Facebook and it said "we have a name for people without beards, they are called women"

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