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Do you wear white after labor day ? Do you wear tank tops in the winter?

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OK all summer I was psyched because I could shamelesly sport the tank top . Loved to ride in a tank , my delts and tri's looked extra beefy while holding the handle bars.
Anyway the reason I ask is my sons 4th grade open house night is coming and he has requested that I wear a tank top LOL . Apparently his teacher does the pec move like the wrestler "the rock" , but my son says "his muscles arent as big as yours daddy , go show him " Now its going to be Oct 10th in the North East so Im willing to bet it will be around 60 degrees at best. So whats the fashion etiquite here ? Should I get a nice pump, oil up , sport my tank and go to open house night ? Or is this just too shameless ?

Side note, last year I intimidated the teacher to the point he wouldnt meet with me alone , but I didnt like that guy, he did some fucked up shit to my son (which I let him know was not acceptable). But so far I really like this years teacher, and so does my son. We want to get on his good side. My son even asked if I could drive my 69 Z28 to the open house because the teacher likes muscle cars.

XvBeast's picture

huh?!! peace bro

J.Mc.'s picture

Xv is a fat fuck, little fuck? Lol, not hardly! he's one of the biggest most ripped up guys on this board.

What's up with all the name calling?

J.Mc.'s picture

I GOT YOUR FUCKIN BOY, SON!

You are the one that started this bullshit fucking with Ed and if you think it's gonna continue you got another thing coming, SON

Engineereddisaster's picture

Come on Destructos. I've seen pics of XV and he has a very impressive physique. This kind of hate is uncalled for. If it were true I think it would be appropriate, but you and I both know that XV is truly a Beast. Ease up on the hate bro. Life is too short.

XvBeast's picture

lol watch more videos of me, maybe u can learn something

Engineereddisaster's picture

I wouldn't sweat it bro. Little man syndrome rears its ugly head in all of Destructos' posts.

XvBeast's picture

lmao, i have even been at my familys house since i was 19. been living off on my own since then.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol. You got me there. I can't believe that I never realized your genius until now.
Maybe I really am as dumb a you imply.
I should have caught on to that.
I think it was you callin me a "keyboard commando" followed up by a "I'll hand your ass to you." That finally tipped me off to your personal genius.
You have totally blown my mind.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol. Damn bro you coming at me armed with your GED has intimidated the shit out of me. I'm out.

Greg's picture

You are representing your child and his home life environment in front of his teachers, classmates and other parents.

The rumors and thoughts others will have will not be admirable...

"Poor child living in a white trash environment".
"...Father must be high riding around in October dressed like that".
"Glad he cut his mullet before coming here..."
"Ass, definitely trying to show off"
"I wish my husband looked like that... -What're you lookin' at Edith? Boy's homeroom is over here"

If you are still sporting a mullet, I truly do feel sorry for your boy. ;-)

Greg's picture

The "vividness" is not misleading and quite intentional. I have been on both sides.

I have walked out of the woods after 10 days of backpacking, into a small town Denny's on prom night. I looked and probably smelled like a homeless bum and got the stares and judgment glances from those around me.

I am also guilty of judging someone by their looks. Particularly if they make me feel uncomfortable.

I doubt if Novice would follow through with his musings. If he did I'm sure there would be those who know him and "get it"

But there will be those that don't know him, don't get it, and will judge him.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Hey bud, I think the people at Nizkor.org probably wouldn't appreciate you stealing their definition and example of "misleading vividness" ..word for word ..without at least giving them credit through a citation.
I think they would be even more offended by your application of it.
Nice copy and paste work bro. That totally made you look smart.

vhman's picture

Funny, but true...

MedDx's picture

If the weather supports a black tank then, yes! You wearing jeans and Harley boots with it...lol!!? Now, if the weather is a tad chlly, then go with a black T-shirt and same boots and jeans. But, If you gotta go with the tank top (preferred), and it is cold, use a small light jacket of some kind, maybe black leather if you have it. And, make sure you remove your jacket at an appropriate time...lol!! hope it is 60 degrees, though. You deserve to look and feel your best, bro!!

WINNING's picture

Thats cool, looking forward to those years with my daughter. I would wear a nice jacket, with a wife beater underneath or a nice muscle shirt. I dont think I would do a wife beater to my kids school(just saying). Poor teacher, haha, you already intimidated the guy and now you will shame him with your gunz. lol

EmeraldLaoch's picture

The black tank is a staple. Prevents fashion no-no and looks fucking badass.

EmeraldLaoch's picture

Fuck yeah. AC/DC on the cassette player, all treble baby.

Pale's picture

Truck nuts. I have a big truck and I still find the disgusting. Plus, what if your truck is a she?

Go with what you like Novi, you earned it.

Jc74s's picture

Black tank ,cargo shorts and butter timbs or retro AirMax

MedDx's picture

Timberlands will dress it up....lol!!

whitechocolate's picture

Do it make u be the coolest dad!

ShreddedCheddar's picture

If you don't then you're a pussy! Wear that tank and flex those pecs!

scoobydoo's picture

Cabela's has a shirt that is made with a fabric called Syntrel.My women got me a couple brand new one's at a tag sale this summer.One is a large and one is an extra large,I normally wear extra large.The extra large fits good and the large fits like a glove.So get one a size smaller and I think it will outperform the tank top.lol

scoobydoo's picture

Syntrel/Synthol Coincidence.I think not!lol

Nitti's picture

Yes and yes! But only when I'm at home lounging or at work sweating bullets indoors

Nitti's picture

Lol. Yeah I can't do the cold. I don't respond very well.