+ 11 WHAT THE F#*%!!!
75% of your suck at writing reviews! I don't know how many times its been said but I'm sure if you do a search on "SHIT REVIEWS" you'll get a ton of hits! I mean WTF IS SO HARD??? Product experience & effectiveness! What does this mean to you? Some of you think it means "How experienced you are in using this product." NO! That's not wtf it means. You're writing a review for ONE ORDER!!! We don't care about the shit you ordered from the same source 6 months ago and how bad ass it was! Maybe they changed up raw suppliers and are now dishing out shit! Maybe they send the good shit to newbs so they'll give good ratings but giving you 2nd generation noobs or eroids Tweens the garbage because they know you don't know wtf to look for when running a cycle because you ran 6 fuckin different things on your first run a 22 years old!! Maybe they know you'll just get on your fuckn knees and blow em when it's time for you to rate so they send you "Super smooth, pip free fuckin olive oil ,you fukin idiots!! REVIEW THE DAMN ORDER THAT YOU JUST RECENTLY PLACED!! When I read a review I want to hear about what side effects you got, what kind of gains in strength, size, libido, what kind of time frame before sides or gains started showing up, etc! And how the fuck do you know if you have good EQ or Primo or whatever the fuck else you're running with your 1gram of test? Most of you don't even know how your body responds to test only and in different esters because you never fuckn ran it alone!! Don't be sending me friend requests & pms just to say "yo why did you flag my shit bro? it's a good review" cuz I won't be answering it. If under product effectiveness and experience if I see "GTG, Smooth, pip free, Awesome, great, best ever , been using this gear 5 years" or any other irrelevant , non descriptive, irrational bullshit IM HAMMERING IT and I might Down vote the fuckn thing on top of the point you lose for the flag! That's -4! And if you give me a smart ass reply like some of you like to do, I'm giving you -10! Consider yourselves warned! AGAIN! Fuckers! Read this if you're unsure how we want reviews written....
http://www.eroids.com/forum/general/introduction/how-to-vote-for-a-source
My therapist says I need to let it out more often! I feel so much better! :-D
Hllwd: YES!! A "Flagging" party! I'm in!!
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RustyhookerDudes on promo reviews writing shipping was fast brah! Kinda ties in with the current buzz of sources buying it to the top
ive been peeking through reviews lately, i think its funny when you see several reviews from new members on the same source and theyre from different "new members" but the review writing is similar, in the way its worded, punctuated, and structure. almost like its the same person writing the review under different accounts. i figure its either the same person leaving BS reviews, or a really lazy new member who doesnt know how to leave a review and just basically uses another crappy review as an outline to leave their crappy review.
We are aware of and on top of all that you see.. If it hasn't been flagged yet, it will be.
AnonBrother that's actually part of the training g that BFG gives his mods. Looking at reviews and their composition, vernacular, Src's. Some are trolls looking to smash a Src's reputation by using multiple accounts. Others are sometimes the Src and their groupies using multiple accounts to boost their ranking. Either way the Mods find em. These fuckers can't hide from the bloodhounds baby:)
That's one way to put it. I think you covered everything there.
angusI gotta bump this forum cause It is perhaps the best part of my day. I get up in the morning, have my cup of coffee and sit down to see who's review pissed NITTI off, and sometimes, if I'm super lucky, I get to see who got the dunce cap bewtowed upon them from HLLWDGDBOY with their review, sprinkled in with the occasional BODYBUILDER lashing for a shitty review and my morning is quite complete. I suggest it for anyone that is perhaps having a slow or otherwise poor day to lift the spirits and put a smile on your face knowing that.
My favorite quote of the day today so far comes from NITTI:
Love it.
I get very animated when I'm pissed or frustrated. At least you all gain something from these shit reviews. Some entertainment. Because you damn sure don't get any solid info on the products.
This post was fire ....
Lol just mess'n
Hope it wasn't me lol
AnonYup see to many reviews that are shitty. Or after a week of using the product. I Have Seen A Guy Rate 2 Different Hgh From 2 Different Sources In ONE month. Wtf is that. I wait till I either have finished running the compound or have blood work to back me up be for i even consider writing a review. Love it when a guy writes a great review on a product then half way through his cycle claims it bunk or over dose hahhaha.
Unfortunately this is still common practice. It is mostly the ppl who only flock to source pages and never read the forum.
AnonYup. Or fan boys, or guys just so hype to get some gear they want post great reviews with out giving it a real run
The only things I want to know is whether the products contained the advertised chemicals, whether they were dosed correctly, whether they were mixed with the correct amounts of solvents to minimize annoyances like PIP and whether the products are safe and sterile. Unfortunately, it's difficult to say in some cases. With Test - I can go get my labs done and I can answer my own questions regarding product concentration. Now, I'm reading on this website that we can buy test kits that will tell us whether the products contain the chemicals they claim - yes or no - but - not if they are dosed correctly. So, what is the answer here? And, making it worse - what u say is true - if I'm running a stack of chemicals - how can I say that it was the Parabolan that made the difference and not the Proviron that I used to increase free Test?
Think about writing reviews like watching movies. If someone said, "trust me, I watched Godfather 1, and Godfather 2, so I don't need to watch Godfather 3 to tell you it's gtg, straight fire as always!" You can't review off just reputation and past experiences or we are allowing sources to slip in quality without demanding the best to be a top source.
I agree on the reviews. I will say that I know the difference between good and shit so any srcs that read this.... Beware!
hey bro, here is an idea how about you lay out a topic on " a how to write review" on the general discussion, ill admit my reviews have gotten better but when i first wrote one i didn't know what a good review looked like.. that will solve the problem..
http://www.eroids.com/forum/general/introduction/how-to-vote-for-a-source
It already exists. And new members are redirected through certain pages that they are supposed to read prior to completing registration including rules.Nobody reads them
nice, thank you
It seems like this problem always comes up. The reason we review is to let the community know how a sources products currently are, since the quality can change. I have seen top sources go down the tubes for selling garbage all of the sudden and some members chose to stand by them to the end. They didn't want to end their love affair with their first source that sold them quality gear and wouldn't admit or didn't know they started to sell crap. This is a review site, we need to stop buying from a source from selling garbage as quickly as possible. That is why it is important to try your gear and write a thorough review. Sometimes the quality changes and I would like to know before placing an order.
AttakdogThe review maybe short & sweet, but that's all I need to say. I'm not doing a review for you to read, I'm giving a compliment to the source. I'm no newbie to the product, just this source. Being as there is so much ego going around here you don't need mine. First & last comment I make, & I'll go back to my caveman lifting in my garage minding my own weightpile and leave all the boasting to the blow hards.
It sounds like he cant wait to kiss the sources dick for receiving a package.
yeaaah... not really an eroids caliber kind of juicer.... goodbye
It's an online community which YOU can contribute to and help others with an accurate, detailed review. That's pretty much the foundation of this site, isn't it also the reason why you found it? If everyone took this approach, we'd all be more at risk if buying crap gear wouldn't we????
NOT IN THE REVIEW SECTION YOU'RE NOT!! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MY MAN?
Read the rules! You or no one else is exempt. And if you keep at it with the attitude you can just bounce! Write a review the way they're supposed to be written or I'm just going to keep flagging your shit! But you, next time I'm banning you! You want to give the source a compliant, go to the discussion page. That's what it's for, fan boys!
http://www.eroids.com/rules-and-guidelines
Youre going to review for the community to read and it will be exactly the way I said it will or NOBODY will read it! I'll be sure of it! I promise!
GTG, Smooth, pip free, Awesome, great, best ever , been using this gear 5 years.
Lmao! Fuckin Nitti, this is great and so true. God damn newbs needa learn.
Mike1982Nitti I think this needs to be brought back up the list. The amount of shitty and even non-reviews is beyond me man. This needs to be read again and read by those who missed it.
good post !
Omg dude your awesome
Bump... i just saw some reviews. i know there are info out their on how to review. i was wondering if there was a way to be more specific to toward the person reviewing to get them to write the right details. there are just too many bad reviews and its mostly new guys, maybe their is a way to put the questions down more specific and get them to put the right answers (the review) down. as u can see there are just too many , i doubt they are all lazy .. maybe they just dont know
Anonhave you ever heard of the term illiteracy ?
well the review questions could be restructured instead of share Quality and Experience, how many lbs gained, what was diet like how many calories a day, protien? carbs? fats?, u know question like these and they just put the answer in a special empty box slots for each question ..so they have to put an answer down... if they are not giving the right reviews, maybe there is a way to restructure the system for better answers to the questions..
AnonI agree; but that will also inhibit voting im sure. As im sure you referring to, some reviews are barely meeting the word count minimum. "fire" "will order again" - doesn't really say much.. but I do agree..maybe we can just send everyone to Nitti and he can have his personal assistant type them while he questions them on all aspects ;) lol
BigBmajNitti this post is GTG - straight fucking fire.
My boys all read it and they agree.
Shit was SMOOOTH as hell
RustyhookerThe hard part....yes its stupid.....is just look at the communication between folks via text, fb, instagram. That's becoming the norm in society, not just here. "yo homey! Brb!! 420blazing be 5. U gtg wit day sheit?" Keep crakkin skulls sir!
damn... my google translator is broken...
RustyhookerLol!
Sir. Are you going to come by at 5pm for our suaree of cannabis and a joyous time?
Mike1982I had a five sentence reply to that but I'm laughing so hard I lost my train of thought. Your cracker Ebonics translater is spot on my friend.
RustyhookerYou should see my banjo! Lmao! Oops....Laughing My Ass Off.....
elecshortsBe happy to comply once I actually receive the shit, but that my latest unfortunately. Can't review it until I have it and try it out.
Well if you're waitin and haven't received past the ETA (I'd still give a week or two past it) then that's just as much as review as a quality good review! Letting everyone know yo this source has me waiting a month" I pretty important don't ya think?
elecshortsI have two pending orders. Neither is on time. I think it took my badgering to get them in transit...I should say I think in transit. I waited until after I was told I would have tracking info and nothing. Then I bitched.
I will wait until product arrives (assuming it does)...use some...then review. This BS about getting tracking numbers automatically so far is a pipe dream for me. I don't like having to keep track of this shit but think if I did not I would never have received a thing. I am a new guy and small orders so I think I am bottom priority.
They dont give a fuck about karma "well thats what they always tell us!"
Just go ahead and BAN the offenders....... other than a real detterant nothing will change... EVER!!
It will make no difference to good members who review correctly but will certainly hit the brain deads hard.
Unfortunately you're probably right! But we still have to try. I've made 3 posts about this shit since becoming a mod. Every other mod has made posts about it. It's ridiculous. To hate to sift through the reviews to find a single good (informative) one on a source is irritating. That's why I don't order from new sources or sources I haven't tried. The fan boys and their bullsht reviews actually hurt their business in my opinion. But banning them would cause a stir. Maybe I will ban them. :-D
Or drop kick their karma into the red no matter their points. I thnk XVbeast has a good point. Drop them a percentage instead of a set number. 4 points won't kill a guy with 200. But the guys with higher karma usually don't leave shit reviews. They know the deal. I think some of them (ok a lot) make up shit I reviews just because they feel like they owe it to the source but I can sniff em out.
what about making a karma pool from the guys you WILL be taking the karma from and at the end of the week(or month) disperse that karma amongst what you(or other mods) think are the top couple
(2-5/howevermany) reviews? This will discourage shit reviews while making others want to put out a proper well written review. I have been seeing more people getting karma for good review(I +1 when I see them) but for the most part I don't think they are appreciated by the community as much as they should be. Just a thought
Banning removes ALL karma.... i say BAN BAN BAN until we get the message across loud and clear.
I may just stroll into the review section after i finish this meal...... i bet i can BAN at least 20 in the next hour..... in fact i have spare time tonight so i may set a target of 50 and not stop BANNING until i reach the figure........... fuck em!.. you wanna see hard... i,ll show ya fkn hard....... high karma boys, whoever i dont fkn care.
SHOCK and AWE tactics....... that learns even the dumbest fucks imo.
it will be better for all of us as we will get more of a understanding of the products and how good they are...
Ace Ventura+1, but mostly because that was an awesome rant.