+ 11 WHAT THE F#*%!!!
75% of your suck at writing reviews! I don't know how many times its been said but I'm sure if you do a search on "SHIT REVIEWS" you'll get a ton of hits! I mean WTF IS SO HARD??? Product experience & effectiveness! What does this mean to you? Some of you think it means "How experienced you are in using this product." NO! That's not wtf it means. You're writing a review for ONE ORDER!!! We don't care about the shit you ordered from the same source 6 months ago and how bad ass it was! Maybe they changed up raw suppliers and are now dishing out shit! Maybe they send the good shit to newbs so they'll give good ratings but giving you 2nd generation noobs or eroids Tweens the garbage because they know you don't know wtf to look for when running a cycle because you ran 6 fuckin different things on your first run a 22 years old!! Maybe they know you'll just get on your fuckn knees and blow em when it's time for you to rate so they send you "Super smooth, pip free fuckin olive oil ,you fukin idiots!! REVIEW THE DAMN ORDER THAT YOU JUST RECENTLY PLACED!! When I read a review I want to hear about what side effects you got, what kind of gains in strength, size, libido, what kind of time frame before sides or gains started showing up, etc! And how the fuck do you know if you have good EQ or Primo or whatever the fuck else you're running with your 1gram of test? Most of you don't even know how your body responds to test only and in different esters because you never fuckn ran it alone!! Don't be sending me friend requests & pms just to say "yo why did you flag my shit bro? it's a good review" cuz I won't be answering it. If under product effectiveness and experience if I see "GTG, Smooth, pip free, Awesome, great, best ever , been using this gear 5 years" or any other irrelevant , non descriptive, irrational bullshit IM HAMMERING IT and I might Down vote the fuckn thing on top of the point you lose for the flag! That's -4! And if you give me a smart ass reply like some of you like to do, I'm giving you -10! Consider yourselves warned! AGAIN! Fuckers! Read this if you're unsure how we want reviews written....
http://www.eroids.com/forum/general/introduction/how-to-vote-for-a-source
My therapist says I need to let it out more often! I feel so much better! :-D
Hllwd: YES!! A "Flagging" party! I'm in!!
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All my reviews are backed up with a blood test.
Cant argue with that +1
I'm glad you posted this. No brown nosing by any means, but I hate looking at reviews and seeing somebody got their shit, or its good to go because they used a different product long ago from that source. But the fucking worst one is " my bro is using it and he said its fire". I hate to say this, but there's an anti - stigma against down voting. It's typically done on the mega fuck ups. So " my bro said" doesn't typically earn a down vote. It really has no place in the reviews. Half the shit any of my " bros" ever said was bullshit anyway. They had me shooting under dosed gear long before I found eroids. A review shouldn't be placed until a product has been fully ran. Just my $.02. But hearing its fire a couple weeks in doesn't really have much bearing. What did the product do? How much did you gain? What were your goals? How did the product help you accomplish them? That's the only shit I up vote.
-4 is not enough, u need to down vote a percentage of the karma , like a 4% down vote. Think about it what -4 to some one who has 100s of points.I get tired of reading bad reviews too
LOL are ya on a little tren with your bulk? ;P good shit tho
Lol YES!!!
It's like you're channeling hollywood...
What?! He sounds perfectly reasonable and makes a valid point... :)))
I was just wondering the other day when nitti was going to get all nitti up'n here. Jack'm down some points bro or ortherwise they will never learn
Mike1982Tuesday August 27, 2013 @ 8:46 central time.....The day Nitti went Nitti up in this bitch!!!
Obama BlowsAwesome-tastic lol
Mike1982Damn even I feel better. The biggest one I've seen lately is this is the best I ever had. This isn't pussy you got from the club. How do you know its the best ever when that's the only source you've tried or I see its only your second cycle. I try to be as detailed ad I can and even I can improve the details. Maybe a checklist is needed so people have a guide since their brains can't form the complete thoughts needed to give a comprehensive review. You already stated the "gtg, no pip, smooth, etc" bullshit. The uneducation that shows of the people shoving crazy amounts of hormones and different kinds is amazing to me. I understand we all have to start somewhere but with all the knowledge in the forums now the excuses are dwindling for the bullshit. It kills me when I see one or two lines under each part of the review that needs to be given. And you're absolutely right about mentioning other orders and I literally slammed my hand down and yelled YESSSSSS when you nailed someone for saying the name speaks for itself or quality speaks for itself and no more detail was given. Also when someone is running test eq and nandrolone how the hell do you know which hormone the muscle hardness came from? You're running test c, npp, and eq. Fuckin eq and npp release times are way off yet this being your second cycle you can pinpoint the eq as the culprit when you're 3 weeks into the cycle. U fuckin kidding me? Your eq is just starting its trickle of effectiveness and the npp is on a good rise . Fuuuuuuuck me man. That's all! Sorry for the rant as you're right nitti....it does make me feel a little better. And there's more I still want to say.
Amen!
Anonhahahaha this is the first time ive LOL'd in like 3 days.. this in fact, made my day.. I didn't read it because the bright ass letters hurt my eyes.. but none the less, hilarious and im sure all true. If they suck at writing reviews, how much do you think they comprehend the instructions WE give them
No more red! Just for you. Pass this along to your cheerleaders! Reviews better be tight.
Anontighter than an 18 year old cheerleader, boss. you went back and tried to read it didn't you? im over here having aneurisms. Surprisingly i checked and I don't see where you were required to work even as old as 4 months back ;) I do feel your pain though bro.. nothing worse than answering a question after the system is laid out so flawlessly
Obama BlowsShiiiit son! 18 year old bitches have been blown the fuck out for about 5 years now days~! Women are whores....fuck I wanna go back to high school