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Roid Noid
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you know i watch american pickers all the time and see all those people that just dont want to sell nothing. Well today I grabbed my stash and let my boy see it as he wanted to pick up some items, and hes like "Ah how about this one?" and im like nope! and everything else! like, ah not that one, thats my favorite, that bottle goes with these other 6 and I can only sell as a set, my girl might use that one someday, im planning on using that one soon, no thats pharma, thats the only one I got like that, ive never tried that kind yet, thats a high concentration and way to valuable, trens are worth 3 times the test, dont even look at the primo, on and on!

In the end i coughed up a bunch of stuff but danm I got a problem!

crayon's picture

Juice has alot of value so its different to these people hoarding news papers and toe nails lol

Roid Noid's picture

Thats what my girl says when i pull out the dremel to file them down cause toe nail clippers arent strong enough to cut them! leaves a big pile of toe nail dust on the floor when im done!

Nitti's picture

my other bedroom that I made into a closet because I have too many pairs of shoes and outfits

Other bedroom that you made a closet? Lol! The entire place looks like a closet. ;-P
I'm calling A&E soon.

And leave my battlefield alone! We weren't playing the giant smashes the little tiny gear battlefield. Know what tho ,I just thought of a game we can play. :-D
Wait till you hear this one. ;-)

Roid Noid's picture

Nitti boo boo? Whoa! you got to be seriously wrapped around the finger to allow someone to call you that! Boo Boo? im still shaking my head!

Nitti's picture

Brother she can call me anything she wants as long as she's not calling me late to dinner! Wrapped around? Hell yeah, you can call it that! Wrapped around eachother maybe. And lovin it!! Why you don't have a pet name? What's she call you bro? I know the wife has something she calls you, don't front! :-)

Roid Noid's picture

She used to call "Mr. oh my God" but then kids started asking questions so now it's just darling or honey. It's all good bro, feels great to be in love!

Nitti's picture

Lol! It's like crack!

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Hey....BOO BOO! hows it hanging brother man lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Smile Smile Smile

Nitti's picture

Nahhhh, it don't feel the same coming from you brother! Lol, sorry. But I'm all hers. You can't have me! ;-P

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

I cant tell you what i called get called these days....... to many swear words for the general population lol.....lol

Nitti's picture

Lmao! I love when ppl curse/swear in an English accent.

mwagner630's picture

this is by far one of the best and funniest threads ive read in a very long time.

mwagner630's picture

im a hoarder. ill admit. i wont let anything i get for me go. ill make special orders just for others, than when it comes its an inner conflict whether to let it go or keep it. ive got a crazy personal stash lol and i find myself ordering when i come across great deals to.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Ooooh... sounds just like my place bro lol...... every word you just said ive said a million times especially the primo comment lol.... i would rather part with the car than the primo stash... it takes a fkn long time to build up a hoard of quality primo... a basic 20 wk run works out at 2000ml minimum hahahaha

Bring your stash round my place lets have a gear festival lmaooooooo

ANBRO's picture
Why do I have the picture in my head of you and roid sitting around the table with gear talking like it's rare baseball cards?? ...(this here was my very first bottle... it came in a regular envelope and was wrapped in nothing but towel paper..).. So I need to know do you guys showing up at each other house carrying your gear in little suit cases that are all divided out like Polly pockets... Cause that's HOT! LOL
IPfreely's picture

Lmao!!!

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

YEP!... you pictured it just perfect, i have some gear that could be classed as antique! (older than 20yrs)... if it was legal it would bring more than a picasso at sotherbys lmaoooooo..... if only.

Strangely when the crew come round our house its the girls that get most excited when the boxes come out lol

ANBRO's picture
Tell Suzy I'm coming across the pond.... It sounds like fun at your place.. you can take Abaddon out back and tech him the old way.. the right way.. how to treat and care for the older gear.. He's developing a taste for the finer things in life.... first me... now his gear..
Engineereddisaster's picture

I wish Noid was my buddy in real life. Smile

ANBRO's picture
So does that make him like your imaginary friend???
Nitti's picture

Yeah it's gotten to the point where I look at it all and jut shake my head. Like WTF am I doing??? I set mine up like GI Joe's and put them on the battlefield. All the orals are infantry and get killed first. The big bad ass jugs hold down the castle in the back but they battle hard! Ugl's have the big ass jugs on their side so they always beat pharma! Sometimes the armies are color coded by label. Warm colors vs cold. Then I put them all on different positions and pose with them. Gangsta!

Roid Noid's picture

If I kept them at my house my girl would be yelling at me all the time to clean up my mess! Smile

Nitti's picture

I have 3 places I keep shit. I've grown pretty paranoid In the last few months. But I have my tackle box full of necessities that I keep with me :-)

JASON_C's picture

I was going to start a new post, but I'll chime in here with the segue that you gave me.
I received two orders this week. One on Monday and another small one yesterday. As it happens, they were sent to the house, and I am at work when they attempt to deliver...so they leave a beige 'attempt-to-deliver' card. As the PO is just down the street a bit and they are open til midnight, I usually just take the card down and pick up items later in the evening. No issues.
Except last night I got a real strange vibe. I went to the counter and gave the guy the ticket, and he went in the back. A little later, a woman who I know to be the supervisor comes our and walks over to the other guy working the counter and taps him on the shoulder and whispers into his ear. All very nonchalant.
She then goes to the back room and closes the door (which I have never seen closed.)
The original guy then appears and does the signature request, etc, and I walk out with the package.

It all seemed a little strange, as I was the only customer there...BUT, it does underscore the need to keep only your current needs in the house.

Nitti's picture

Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind....

That's all that is brother. I have had that same feeling but it was just my crazy talking to me. :-D

Catalyst's picture

You're an addict ;)

You, me and just about everyone else here too.

Iron_Addict0929's picture

lol, exactly the same way.

I have a "hope for the best, prepare for the worst" outlook. I mind fuck myself into thinking I'll never be able to get ahold of stuff again so I stock pile gear and keep a vice grip on it. I have a hard time relinquishing a vial here and there for a friend to finish a cycle. Rather have it and not need it, then need it and not have it.

If there's counseling available for this, please feel free to sign me up.

Darktide's picture

I use to feel like one until I saw your myriad of pictures of just the gear you got forget about what you stashed. Now I know what a true hoarder is, I thought I was it but I was wrong:)