I have a large head. in fact I can not find a hat to fit me. Even those "one size fits all" caps are too small.

I like to boast that my big head is needed to house my big brain but those who know me will tell you I simply have a thick skull.

The other day my wife told my my shoulders were getting too big, that, "all this up here", made my head look too small.

"So you're saying I'm a pinhead?"
"I'm not just saying..."
"Bitch" :-P