I was out with my wife yesterday at Wal-Mart and somewhere along the way I lost my keys in the store. She stayed out by the car as a searched the store to see if I could find them on the floor. As I walk around near the registers I don't see my keys but I DO see a small baggie with something green in it.
I bend down to pick it up thinking "is that what I think it is?". Not wanting to stand around looking at it i put it in my pocket and keep on the search for my keys.

I decide to go to customer service and check if they have shown up. As I'm standing in line i notice a smell start to emanate from my pocket. Yep, that's what I think it is, and DAMN it's strong smelling. It's so strong smelling in fact I start to notice people in line near me looking around because they notice the smell as well. LOL!

The girl at the customer service desk thankfully has my keys. I get back out to the car, get in and drive away. About a minute later my wife looks over at me and says "Shit, you smell like weed!" I bust up laughing and tell her about it and show her the bag. She rolls her eyes at me and we head home.

It's been YEARS since I've smoked, and I'm not to inclined to start back up now, but I guess now I have some for a rainy, bored day if the mood ever strikes me.