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I swear to god, if I meet another chick who tells me she has more guy friends than girlfriends bc chicks are bitches...im gonna kill someone! Granted there are ALWAYS exceptions, but if you are a 7 or above...chances are you have no REAl guy friends. They say he has never tried anything...blah blah blah...waiting for the right moment is all. How many "girlfriends" do I have...0 and always will. The only reason you are sorta kinda my friend, is if we are co-workers and we can bitch about work, or your my buddys girlfriend and I am listening to yalls problems...but this is all bullshit if your a 7 or above and/or my buddy isnt really that great of a buddy. This is not to say I'm hating on the guys...do your thing, if thats how you roll...you have more patience than I do, waiting around for 6mo to a year listening to her bitch about how her man doesnt listen. I tell every chick I meet..."Guys are NOT your FRIEND PERIOD"

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jimmie's picture

So true. I've had a couple girlfriends who were like that, turned out to be sluts with daddy issues. And I've been a "friend" of a few hot girls who I did like as friends, but really wanted to hook up with too. And no girl ever believes you when you tell them all those you are hanging out with want to bang you.

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bigrigger's picture

I know what Chuck Norris would do!

bigrigger's picture

When chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor. And no way Chuck Norris and Christy Brinkley are just friends. As a matter of fact she made her old man watch Chuck Norris do her!

kodiakGRRL's picture

So.. I had a discussion with both of my best friends. (not counting my husband Goth who is my bestest friend). One so happens to be a man ... Tread I am so disappointed in you..He came right out and said he was my best friend and would always be trying to get benefits.. ;-( sniffff how could you? I am just heartbroken ... So I went to talk to my bestest Grrrrl Friend and you know she said the same shit to me.. She's been tryin to get in my pants for eveahhhhh ...so I guess the lesson is NO ONE is really your friend ;-(

Monster666's picture

i'll be your real bestest friend grrrl :>

kodiakGRRL's picture

lol.. thanks Monster..

Genetix's picture

Bro It's called friends with Benefits! Any girl who has several guy friends they are either gay or they offer something that she wants. Girls like to have guy friends just like they like to have 10,000 pairs of shoes or 200 purses to carry around. A guy for every occasion! Those type of girls are usually irritating or convenient if it's your night Smile

HllwdBdBoy's picture

I've got plenty of female friends... And if I meet one that I may have a bit more interest in I let them know straight away that "I have enough friends".
I think one of the problems is that some guys just don't have enough game to put it out there. They linger too long and end up in "THE FRIEND ZONE"

Undertaker's picture

True story.

kodiakGRRL's picture

^/^

OmNom's picture

I actually snapped after a year with my gf and told her "You realize those losers are friends with you because they have been humping your leg?? They don't actually like you as a equal friend." At first she didn't believe me (and I prlly came off as a jealous asshat), but after a convo with two of the pricks he basically admitted he was after her the entire time. I was right the entire time! In all seriousness most women will realize this and walk the hell away from those douche bags, if she does not she LOVESSSS the attention so you RUN away. my 2 cents

j223's picture

thats an instant giveaway that the girl probably has daddy issues. All females I know that say that do

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^-^

juice 2's picture

3 out of 4 of my closest friends are female. I'm engaged. My fiancé has one male friend who is older and respectful. A lot of people just can't think about being friends or having a non sexual relationship with someone of the opposite sex, which is pretty fucking sad.

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Ghostrider08's picture

+1 ! If I have to listen to my girl tell me about her "guy friends" and how they sometimes act weird and get a little too close for comfort, I'll f@ckin lose it ! I just imagine this pack of d-bag vultures just waiting for their chance. Granted, it's kinda a new relationship, so I'll let it play out a bit being Mr. Cool, but c'mon, she's a smart girl (and atleast and 8.87) ! I think the ego boost it gives them is too much to pass up. She does have alot of solid girlfriends and a couple cool older brothers, but still ...

whitechocolate's picture

But true they better have some girlfriends! ! Or I agree with brambo!

whitechocolate's picture

LOL there's nothing wrong with this. . Its true there are a lot of bitches out there!

10000ngdl's picture

What? Im friendly to all my girls so that make me their friend. lol