posted Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:00
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Gyms in 2018
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The "my mommy drives me to school" generation is going to hit the gyms in 2018. I am designing motorized gym equipment so that little Johnny doesn't ever break a sweat. These machines also wipe his ass and blow is his nose, after all he'll only be 18 years old and gawd fucking knows that is too young not to have some one or some electric device baby sitting his precious little ass.
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come to think of it by that time scientist will have gene doping down to the T. and every dam kid will be paying thousands upon thousands (oh sorry i meant there parents will be paying) of $ just to be big and not work for it. there all going to be making us look like pussies and there going to be saying WELL AT LEAST IM ALL NATURAL AND MY PENIS DIDNT SHRINK
gyms will be obsolete
Proud to say my son is 13 and was starting left guard and saftey for his youth football team and they went all the way! I make his ass walk to school unless it is raining, make him play a sport all year long and he is looking forward to turning 14 so he can get in the gym with me! (Yup a chance to brag)
But he is always saying the other kids at his school are pussies so you should make a mint!
lol i feel you bro. ive walked home from school since i was in first grade man. the only time i stopped is my senior year of high school when i bought myself a car. and now i have 2 kids and my girlfriend and i argue all the time cause she says that our kids are never walking to school. but HOMIE DONT PLAY THAT!!!
wtf is up with kids man
AnonThat is damn good Bro and he'll make a fine young man and adult. He can roll with us any time :-)
Great idea ab, if your looking for a bussiness partner im all in bro.
AnonAs freaking lazy as these kids are getting it might actually happen someday. We'll pioneer the shit man!
ItsNoellMAO
By that time we will have myostatin blockers that actually work so well that no gyms will be needed.
Amen.
Anon22" inch arms and zero coordination.