posted Wed, 07/18/2012 - 05:38
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I'm sure that some of you have seen this, but after a little research I found out who the real Tread-M is. I know we shouldn't be outing people but I'm sure you are all as curious as I was as to who the mysterious Tread-M is. Well, to ease your mind, I present Tread M.
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That video is funny as hell bro. Im gonna try and ride a buffalo now. The place I work has a field full of them and a stuffed one inside. Im in a state where buffalo are not indengenious (spelling???) I would probably get fired though.....oh and the buffalo would probably kill me. Tread is MR. T duh
Do it bro. Just don't go trying to cross any rivers. As you saw in the video, buffaloes can't swim worth a shit. He damn near killed that baby that he found in the bushes trying to cross that river. That shits funny now but it sure as hell wasn't at the time.
TxBigBoyAwesome video but still not it. Recently my wife (beachbdygrl) has had this obsession of figuring out who tread is. I'm pretty sure its cause she wants to do him but I cant be mad cause well honestly who doesn't! So here it is guys treads real identity.... Drum roll please.... Tream-m issssss Ronnie Coleman! Yes your heard me correct treads true identity is the great Ronnie Coleman. Now I'm sure theres going to be many dis-believers but for those of you not so convinced heres my proof. Ronnie lives in alrington texas...We all know tread speaks very highly of the lone star state. Tread has more knowledge and experince with aas than anyone I've ever met yet hes never spoken of having any degrees or schooling for hormones. Ronnie has been using steroids since before many of us were born yet since hes a pro he cant really express his great knowledge to the world unless he does it anonymously(hints why he would make a profile on eroids). When tread really gets going his ghetto side can come out and has been seen through some of his comments. And my final "hard evidence" point is I actually have a picture of Treads forearm. Now the guy in the picture is white but I'm sure this is just some kind of computer illusion or something. I've personally shook Ronnie's hand and saw the veins exploding out of his forearm and it looks exactly like Treads! So there you have it guys and in the words of Tread(Ronnie) BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!
tread-mYeeeeaaaaaahhhh buudddy! Boom, proved it right there! Who else says yeah buddy like that brother? There's a program I used to make that forearm look white, its called. "Cracker up a brother", bought it on ebay!
Now he does have a point. Rumor has it Michael Jackson was on "Cracker up a Brother".... Now I really am thinking.
tread-mHe was on the original "cracker up a brother". Had a lot of kinks to work out! No pun intended...I have often wondered what it would feel like to walk around and be Ronnie for a day, has to be an awsome feeling to turn sideways to walk through a damn door, GARAGE DOOR! Funny thing, I was working security one year for a WWF event here and had to hold/stand door as all the wrestlers unloaded from limo's etc. The one that freaked me the most was the late Randy Savage, he did literally have to turn sideways to come through the door in the pit at the Arena and they are good size doors! Didn't look near as big on tv!
Randy Savage.... Oooohhh Yeeaaaah!
Rest in peace brother.
And that's why I love you! Boom bitches!
tread-mAwwwwww....you complete me you know? Lol
I thought I completed you.... Ass.
tread-mWell, I guess you made a mistake, not to worry I've heard its happened to other people before! Lol..little dirt on it and you'll be good as new brother.
Thats a very interesting hypothesis. However there are a couple of holes in your story. First of all everyone knows that there arent any black guys on Eroids and everyone knows that Ronnie is all natural. He's a cop. and we all know that cops don't break the law.
Reading past your sarcasm, you know you are analyzing it now. I've spent a lot of time thinking about this. Tread even knows I'm on to him. I hope he doesn't get mad we just publicly outed him.
You know that's funny. The Ron thought came to my mind a while back. I'm still not convinced because I'm still thinking that Tread is white. Sure the ghetto comes out every now and then but it sometimes trailer park can be confused with ghetto. Right now my running theory is that he may very well be George W. Bush.
Ill get back with you when I get more info.
TxBigBoylmao, I think Ronnie quit or atleast went to part time so hes allowed to break the law part time now.
He's not a cop any more and ... Welllll there was that one incident that he got busted....
IronCladdHoly Crap! LMAO!!
i wonder if he was on or off cycle in this video....lol
Who's the guy riding tread?
tread-mAlways out of the box! Was wondering where you were yesterday.
sgtstedankoLike you had to ask, brother. I have to pay good money for those privileges. I'll always miss our weekends together. He usually makes me dress up like the little ceasars guy though...
tread-mPizza pizza baby!
sgtstedankoGimp Gimp
At least he doesn't make you dress up like that lady in the video who adopted the baby. That shit is degrading.
That buffalo only had one hump! Haaaaa!
Um, I think you have buffalo's and Camels confused brotha.
I though the neck was super short.....lol! Naaa...i figured tread prefers to have two humps ;)
If he had two humps he sure as hell wouldn't have fallen into that effing river with that baby....Wait...I don't think that we are talking about the same thing.
I knew it was T when that big pussy attacked him.... nothing like a big pussy attack to raise the appetite for spit roasting that Buffo for supper.
He did have a pretty awesome pussy punch! It wasn't as impressive as the buffalo kicking the wolf though. You cant fake that shit.
Hahahahahah..... close but no cigar brother... my brother would be fukin that thing not ridin it... Lmao!
Thats in the video "Guy on a Buffalo Part 3"
It gets kind of gross though.
Then i must admit... you got him brother... That is the man myth Tread-M. i keep telling him to get a haircut but ya know what these old hippies are like lol.
The only reason that I know that the Guy on the buffalo is Tread, is because I was that baby he saved.
Sheeeet... that makes him like 103 now no wonder he knows so much.
I think he was that old when the footage was filmed. He is living proof that hgh truly is the fountain of youth.
Nah bro... its the special shit i brew for him its made from loads of illegal unsavoury stuff but he seems to do fine off it.... it killed my dog when i was testing it so he sent me an email to ship gallons of the stuff over to him... not had much sensible responce from him lately i think hes gone insane lol.
Yeah, I tried some of that shit. It gave me wienercomastia.
LMFAO! you need to pop some nolva into that boys eye and tie it up with some string a few days (without pissing) should see you right... happens to me all the time bro wife loves it says it feels like a big knobbly condom lol
Wish the solution was that easy. I've been stacking that shit you call Vikoplix-H along with Tread's home brew, Treadbolone Acetate, and my own brew Edrostenediol, and the big knobbly condom just won't do the trick. I'm stuck using a Hefty Cinch sack.
Weinercomastia is no laughing matter.
OHHH yes it is lmfaoooooooooo
Best stack in the world for total unadulterated insanity! apart from that no other sides lol.
Ok. No other sides my ass. I'm pretty sure that I didn't get this third testicle from creatine.
bhahhaa.. that's even funnier..
gd man that shit is funny..
56tooThats funny. Just like I always imagined him except he'd b on a Texas Longhorn for some reason
Or Babe the blue ox