Ok...it's complete bullshit that Tread and Viking win free gear and the rest of us don't. Just because they're smart....and experienced......and......OH FUCK THAT----I'm entertaining. That's gotta count for something.
doesn't it??
Anyway, I said to myself...."Self, what can we do to give the stupid people on eroids a chance to win something"?
And Self said....."Well Goth, there's no sense in awarding them for being smart----because they're stupid. So lets award the the guy who has done the STUPIDEST THING EVER HEARD OF IN RELATION TO YOUR GEAR-USE.
I want it in essay form---you will be judged by the content, humor, prose, spelling, punctuation and general grammar....but mostly humor and stupidity.
Yes----I know I said you were stupid----but this will give you a chance to look smart, and improve eroids's reputation as the "Kentucky" of steroid websites.
Essays will be at least 1000 characters, and must be submitted no later than Friday the 13th at midnight.
Essays will be based on TRUE stories, so make sure you lie good.
No member who became a member as of today is eligible.
Essays must be titled "WHY I'M A DUMBASS" and submitted to the Off Topic forum.
Essays will be judged by 3 MODS and 2 general high-ranking ranking members selected by BFG.
If we decide that you're the biggest dumbass we've ever seen, you'll get your pick of one of the supplier prize-packages listed here::

http://www.eroids.com/promo/ok-treadvike...youve-chosen-door-number-3

Good luck, and may the biggest loser.... win.