WELCOME TO HELL NEWBIES. THIS IS WHERE YOU'LL FIND PEOPLE PICKING APART, DISSECTING, RIDICULING, AND LAUGHING OVER THE MOST LUDICROUS AND RIDICULOUS POSTINGS MADE BY NEWBIES-----OR PEOPLE SIMPLY ACTING LIKE NEWBIES. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, THIS PLACE EXISTS TO HELP YOU AND OTHERS GET EDUCATED AND HOPEFULLY PLAY THIS GAME SAFER. ABSOLUTELY NO NAME CALLING, AND PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THE MESSENGER----EVEN IF YOU DISLIKE THE MESSAGE.

Had to bump this one."Please be respectful of the messenger,even if you dislike the message."
so simple and very true. Too many posts lately with questions from people who have not read the rules or have Not done their due diligence regarding research.

Edit. Posted something as a joke but don't want any noobs taking me seriously.

Hey there fellas I'm ready for my newbie roasting, k here's what I got going just a month ago i was introducd to that serum of the gods , having no prior knowledge of running gear I just listened to my buddy. Started with 1cc of 100mg tren with 1cc of test 400 every three days for four weeks, then my buddy started ripping me off when it came time to reup so I'm currently running 2cc of test 150 with 2cc of 100mg tren every other day and take weekend off until my order of big boy juice arrives which is test 500 and tren 200 that ill continue to run on mon,wed,Fri scedule. Since a month ago I've learned to sterilize everythingand its better to just open a second syringe to get a full dose then to reuse the same one and swell my leg up like a giant beef roast.....so there it is I'm ready for some wisdom

Vodkalol. kid thinks he can't gain anything he's only 21, 5ft 7in and weighs 150 and has already run 5 "cycles". I wouldn't even call them cycles he ran one half assed oral only dbol cycle for 2 weeks and a whole bunch of others and now he wants to run 1000mg of test E a week, he still has yet to run a proper test only cycle with pct LMAO!

Benchanitor. Every post he makes belongs in here. May he be toasted until he comes out crispier than a burnt crouton

Oh we're talking about noobs huh, how bout those guys tread, Viking, zewi and fast to name a few...these guys think they know it all ;) just kidding but on another note I was thinking we have the newbie toaster how about the professional praise page, where us noobs can come on and explain what we thought was the "right" thing and tell ppl what one of these vets taught us was really the correct way. Don't make the same mistake as the guy before ya kinda thing

Hey speaking of newbies i am one lol .... but we all start somewhere and im looking to aquire knowlege from all of you veterans. Im 29 and 5"11 just purchased anadrol tabs, Test Prop, And Test E plan on running a 15 week cycle. Ran a few cycles in the past and hope that BODYSYNTHETICS delivers some great gear. As it was my first online purchase im a little weary. Can anyone tell me of there potency. I know that there customer service was outstanding (because i asked so many damn questions ) maybe a little annoying but w.e.

Oh no! Does this mean the end of stupid questions and retards asking the same question over and over even though it has been answered a Brazillian times. ( A Brazillian is more than a trillion by the way lol). Something does need to happen to stop the crap that has unfortunately clogged the pages of this awesome site.

Alright I saw something that really made say WTF! This "newbie" was asking how much testotren he should run to finish off his cycle asking advice on an SI thread. The thing that caught my eye was "finish off". So I immediately mentioned that the tren he'd be running is Tren-E and being a long ester you need time for the compound to build up it's not something you switch to mid cycle...you need proper ancillaries...and asked cycle experience. His response baffled me as he went on about how he is on week 5 of running Test-E and Var...that he WAS going to order T3 and Aromasin...he's has adex...he wants to run testotren now week 6 to week 15....and this is his second cycle as he "considered" his first a winny only cycle a "cycle" lol. I really almost didn't want to respond to this dude cause what he said left me in disbelief and he already ordered the testotren which he was gloating to another about letting him know how good the blend was after he ran it. Well another person saw my post and advised him to listen to the dude who was trying to help you which made me realize yes I should and feel obligated to help or at least inform this person the dangerous route is he going. I dug deeper and saw a forum post about his cycle in which experienced forum members such as Tread gave him excellent advice and specially told him why it'd be best to to limit compound use and add other compounds in the future. Long story short...I did make a very informative post which I won't divulge everything I said but some points were...telling him to post what he liked to do on the forum and see what everyone else would think about going this route if he doesn't agree with me...how Tread and other member took time giving him GREAT advise and questioning his logic on why he wanted to stray away from what they said...beyond that it was a heart-felt post from my behalf...telling him to hold off the testotren for a future cycle... letting him know the repercussions of running Tren-E and getting hit with sides he'd be asking for trouble since the ester length would keep tren in his system for a couple weeks in which he had no ancillaries to combat high prolactin sides ...told him how ridiculous a Test-E cycle with an Anavar kicker and Tren-E ender is a TERRIBLE harsh cycle that will shut him down hard possibly damaging his HTPA....told him to continue the Test-E since being week 5 effects may be even more pronounced in the following weeks since IMO he's looking for that "feeling" and tapering off with Test-Prop the last two weeks after the Test-E is done...also told him maybe on the next cycle he could run Test-E with Deca to see how he'd react to a 19-Nor compound and be better prepared to combat sides hopefully...I basically broke shit down for this dude and really tried but he had nothing to say...I did get a "friend request" but so far no PM...maybe I'll be getting that asking for desperate advise once he figures out the reality of running Tren-E on his first cycle!

My biggest thing is simple LAZINESS....... If your new to eriods, welcome were glad to have you... READ THE FUCKING FORUMS...... You just came across a source you are looking at ordering from, rather then read is intro, or scroll through some pages.. Your lazy ass just ask the same question that has been asked 10 times a day before you......READ....READ.....READ......READ......READ......FUCKING READ..........

I gess this is tha place to axs this.
Um I have a freind who dissolvd superdrol into olive oil so we are using that every day. Will anavar and tren stacked with it help me get an erection back? Oh, and I was wondering if I can still smoke Camel non- filters while on cycle?
PLZZZZ any help would be appreciated.

Who doesn't like a good "massage"? Point taken, most people on here are here to help, thick skin is a must.

X2 ! I'm known to bark n chew butt. But in the long run, even when you're pissed off calling me midget grampa troll...i still work to try n educate you. Simply put, don't wanna se you hit this place as another horror story. Keep asking, researching, and learning.

No name calling? WTF ??? I come here specifically to call people names and to be honest, I thought that was why you were here as well ... seems like I was wrong, I am gonna move on to another board now, bye ..