So I was sifting through my poo and playing w/ it like everybody does, and I started making shit balls to take to the zoo. I like to go to the zoo and throw my shitballs at the chimpanzees cause they threw shit at me once when I was about 7. Anyway sometimes my shitballs are better than others and I dont know why? My question is what would be the best thing to eat before preparing my shitballs?

I like to give a shout out to all my bitch ass baby momma's, if it wasnt for all you bitch asses draining me dry on child support Id have alot more money for my steroid addiction.....Im just saying

fuck this lame show...but I cant seem to change the station, speak oh great Tread-M share your vast wisdom with us mere mortals did I mention fuck this show?

Hey, uh yeah, first time listener, long time caller.... uh hang on lemme turn the radio down in the background... ok, thats better... anyways, what is this shit?

OK, I just had to ask. Where did the renamed "Bunch of Shit" thread go? The thread just disappeared. Did we do something wrong? If we weren't acting right I'd like to know that because I don't want to upset anybody. That thread had me laughing harder then I have in quite awhile. Oh poopy :(

My question is, What do you think about the rectum as a hole? I personally think its a shitty situation. But that's just me. As far as turds, I've always heard that a sinker is more of a healthy turd than the floater. A good solid tapered turd is far more satisfying than the clumped floater... I used to say, that if a man shits and then looks at it before flushing it, that's a man that don't even trust his own ass. But the older I get the more I catch myself checking my shit.

Um yes, thank you for taking my call. Long time listener first time caller.
I have noticed a lot of corn in my shit. However, I haven't eaten corn in months. I really don't know what to think. Is there something wrong with me?