AAARRRGGGHHH!!! OK. I've gotta rant on this. Sorry if I don't make some of you feel welcome here @ eroids!? (the facebook of steroids; is a very, very, very beautiful place, w/or w/out some people. Myself included) You ARE welcome here...

Here are some questions that you need to honestly ask yourself, before you buy your cycle, OF ANYTHING! This is just my opinion. I believe an educated opinion, and if you ask me (& I always do) I tend to agree w/myself 99% of the time.

Honestly, at 16-25 your test levels should be through the fucking roof, so why shut it down now? For most All men, it really doesn't start to slow down until mid 30's. If you do think you're special, like mommy told you. Believe me, brother, you're not. Only I am! The least you can do is your own fucking Research. Research, research, research.

Questions to honestly ask yourself:

1. Have you been working out hard for 4-5 years straight without more the 2 maybe 3 weeks off every 8-12+ weeks; taking notes?

2. Do you know what a forced rep, &/or a drop set is?

3. Do you eat well, every 2.5-3 hours, 5-6 times a day without missing a meal?

4. Do you already know what diet ratio ussually works the best for you to reach your goals (off cycle)?

5. Can you, or Do you get at least 6-8 hours of sleep every night?

6. Yada, yada, yada

This AAS thingy, is something that can have a huge effect on your body for the rest of your life, so don't make that choice in a matter of minutes. Come back at roughly an age of at least 25 with a greater understanding, and knowledge of AAS, and what you want out of them. & also having a greater actual need for them to assist you in your long quest to be HE-MAN. Do they still have he-man? & if you don't know who John Wayne is, please for the love of the good dude upstairs. LEARN...

THERE IS NO MAGIC PILL, OR VIAL, THAT REPLACES HARD WORK, DEDICATION, AND EDUCATION! SERIOUSLY, there is nothing better!!!

You all, as men have plenty of natty test @ 25 even+ (See a doc, get a blood test to find out), or at least most of you should, to obtain significant results (If you put in the hard work needed). I think the optimum age would be around 30+, honestly. If you don't have the knowledge and discipline it takes to first attain results 8 years natty, learning & knowing how to manipulate your body through hard work & diet, you have no business using AAS.

Any-who:

Some of you may say something like. That's bullshit, anyone can obtain their natty potiential in 3-4 years of hard work in the gym. That's the bullshit, right there. IMEO. That's just impatience. If you're still gaining weight, adding more plates, etc, you're probably doing something right. Now, If you are a body builder of some sorts. IMO, you probably have need of a fast track. But, just because something works/worked for you, does not mean it will work for young sparkytard. He really needs to learn for himself that the proper nutrition, and vita/mineral regime needed is essential 1st. Hard work, dedication 2nd, proper form 3rd, etc, etc, etc...

If you are not near your natural potential, you shouldn't consider using them yet. I consider an very educated 23-24 the minimum age for AAS. I certainly wasn't ready, and I honestly thought that I was a man since I got laid @ 14 (did not do my 1st cycle @ 14)! Don't show your lack of mental discipline & impatience by choosing a 1st cycle of test/deca stack any doses of deca EQ, &/or especially TREN! (that means you think you are special) & more often than not; you, being impatient, will not be satisfied with the results of Any cycle. & you'll then have 2-3 more w/increasing doses this time next year, with much larger doses of Deca & Tren, longer cycles, so on & so forth. Will Absolutely End up hurting yourself, or someone else, & in turn give all of us a bad fucking rap...

I honestly don't think that you skip any steps in this game, brothers. Learning compounds 1 at a time, yes still starting w/testosterone. Then EQ, or Deca. Only continuing to reach out for tren & such as needed when your test, etc starts to lose its effectiveness. I'm here to help guys learn to have the patience that I didn't have, and properly commit themselves to being better naturally, building a good knowledge & base 1st. I didn't have the Internet, or eroids. & honestly pulled the plug on my 1st cycle of Test C after 3 weeks, thinking it was bunk. & that's honestly not even one of the dumbest things I did : (

Look up guys like Reg Park, or Steve Reeves. Or, even everymans favorite on here self proclaimed old farts like Goth, Hollywood, Greg, Tread, Viking, KMC, etc, etc, etc. The likes of whom can still bring it, & kick ass! There is a valid reason these dudes are still alive.

Everyone needs the dedication, aged wisdom, & patience that only comes from father time. Properly learning your limits, learning to break through multiple plateaus (mental & physical), natty. It only comes from experience. The right way. Hard fucking work & discipline! So, you'll already know your limits naturally, what worked best, didn't work, etc, etc, etc (as they are hopefully written down for you/by you already) That way your dick doesn't fall off after doing supersets of cock raises & mini barbell curls (the only real way to spot reduce that little tubber of fat above your cock & balls, you sally:) Sorry, had to be done.

Do it for the longevity, to better your lives for the next 80 years, not just the next year or seven, or eight. Think ahead. If you're not planning ahead, guess what, You ain't no man, yet. Let's be honest guys, these things that we pump into our bodies are not necessarily good for us, especially after a certain quantity or amount of compounds for a period of time. & if abused you will hurt, possibly kill yourself, forever. You can't just hit the reset button & start over in this game.

I'm in a profession where you have to learn your complete natty limits, until you think you're broken & your body & mind both give out, then reboot! That's why it pisses me off so much to see some of you guys pop off on here daily, just to add quick mass to their otherwise puny frames, or to burn their fat ass off quicker; so they can finally fuck Ole whats her name. After reaching their genetic potential @ 20 something &/or 1-2 years of working out Real hard, like until I'm all sweaty, & IICCKKY

Lot's of dudes, especially on here (yes, I'm talking to all you tren train 1st-3rd cycle pussies) would honestly be surprised how much their bodies can take.

Every man needs to learn his body & mind has natural limits. He (We all) needs/needed, to learn a little of this & that before he goes & jumps into something that he doesn't have the mindset for, just yet.

I personally think, that we as men, all need to be adamant, & tell these kids that they really should learn to be the turtle, the hard way; that the trials & tribulations gotten through hard work and proper food intake, nutrition, vita/minerals. & dedication. Is the right way to go, before they cycle anything.

The fact that over time these smaller & smaller gains will undoubtedly serve to make us better ambassadors, not just as men, but AAS in general. Don't get impatient. Just, put in the hard work needed, come back as a better man. Don't think all the gear in world will make you one!

Cover all your bases twice, leaving no room for error. This is just my humblest of opinions.

The kids are gonna do whatever the fuck they want, anyway. Always have & always will. Trust me guys, you will think that you're a man long before you really are.

So, if you decide to cycle anyway. At least Do it right. DO IT ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT, THE FIRST TIME! Test only to start with. Do your own homework. The last thing you want to do, is copy off of some dumb ass that failed the pct course.

Research, research, research. EVERYTHING, including especially PCT. Make sure to have everything in your hands, before you start your cycle! (practice perfecting your site rotation w/vita shots) Please don't come on here & say I have everything for my Test/A-Bomb/TNE/Deca/Winny cycle. How much should I take. What doses would be good for a ... cycle, etc ;'(

BEING A MAN, IS NOT AN AGE Number!!! It's education, proper training (HARD WORK), mind set, maturity, being accountable for your actions (ALL OF YOUR ACTIONS) and self discipline! If you need help, I'll try to help in any way that I can. But YOU'LL have to try.

You can agree or disagree with me on these things, that's OK. But we can all agree that mixing your protein shakes w/breast milk (not yours gentlemen) is the only way to really prove that you're hardcore.

Sorry, I'll end my somewhat incoherent rant. Hell, I forgot what I really wanted to say anyways. So, I will say ~ Good day.

Kind regards - Sarge