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New Year's Resolution Jackasses

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God damn it!

Just got home from my gym. It's still CRAWLING with all these pudgy new year's resolution folks. Had to wait 20 minutes for a cardio machine, then I had to practically push people out of the way in the weight room. It's so frustrating!!!

90% of these people will be gone by March 1st. It's like this every year!!!

Haha sorry just needed to vent.

B-LOCO's picture

MOst people will be done soon. People cant follow thru with anything anymore. Especially most americans whould rather watch kardashians and jersey shore. Soon the gym will empty out again. Its 100% predictable.

ac89's picture

It's even worse working out at a university gym. As soon as the new years resolutioners leave the spring break crew rolls in. So many lazy asses come in and try to get in shape and get their 5 minute abs a month before spring break. Hell I am bigger and am more cut up than they are year round. I'm a pissed off person in the gym around this time of the year. It's hard to not throw plates across the gym at people lol

Quo's picture

Yeah, my university gym was THE WORST!!! All these "you should" kids running around grunting, spouting broscience, clapping chalk everywhere like they're at the fucking Olympics for their 135lb deadlifts, racking up the bench with 8 plates for "heavy negatives", not re-racking their weights, bumping into the bar while you're benching. Oh my God. I am amazed I didn't murder anyone at my school gym. Good luck bro!

ac89's picture

I'd go nut if some jackass at my gym bumped into my bar while I was benching. Its not happened yet but now I probably jinxed myself and someone is going to do it.

Quo's picture

Yeah man... all the "you should" kids are the worst. There is actually a "you should" old man at my gym. Dude's a regular. He's a vet who fought in the Korean War and he's pretty ripped for an old dude so I can't hate on him, but man, he is the worst "you should" I've ever seen.

I can't wait for all these new year resolution dumbasses to leave!!!

indabasement's picture

Ha! They have started to thin out already at my gym. I love saturday and sunday morning workouts because the young ones are hung over and the fat resolution folks are in a carb induced coma!

MAC's picture

LOL @ the 'you should' kids, I have witnessed that