+ 3 STEROIDS........ME TOO!
I've heard you don't have to have a license to sell anabolic steroids. And from What I can see, you also don't have to have much experience with them either. In fact, about the only license you may need, is a driver's license to make those daily trips to the post office and cash pick-ups.
Let me ask all of you a question:
You don't have to answer publicly because I know how embarrassing it may be, so just nod your head if this applies to you:
There was a member who recently asked where he should inject his first shot. He also asked where he could get his pins. In another post he asked if D-bol only would be a good cycle to run---for 6 months.
Now for the question:
HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD BUY GEAR FROM THIS GUY IN A FEW MONTHS IF HE DECIDES TO TURN HIS GIRLFRIEND'S MOTHER'S KITCHEN INTO A LABORATORY?
If most of you say "not me", then I'm going to say that 50% of you are either liars, or clueless idiots, because that's exactly where many of you are getting your gear from---guys who, just a few months ago were asking some questions that would blow your mind.
The reason I know this, is because eroids has access to your old profile info that tells us who you used to be, and we can track old forum posts by looking at old profiles. We can see, just like the rest of you can, should you decide to look, where people have posted forums.....fascinating topics like, "Looking for powder--please help".....and one of my favorites....."Where can I buy empty sterile vials?". Some guys are members of multiple boards and make their intentions known there as well, but that's a whole different story.
We have at least 10 "new guys"---new labs with no history--- brewing gear from powder they know nothing about----and no past experience. No qualifications at all, other than a willingness to roll the dice and make a few bucks. Some of the guys seem to be doing well (i.e. they're popular), and some already seem on the verge of collapse.
Can a guy who was ready to inject his nuts a month ago brew good gear? I suppose it's possible. Maybe he's some feminine bitch who was always more at home in the kitchen rather than the gym, so he's a natural at working over a stove. I've tried gear from a couple of these new breeds. I thought long and hard about injecting oil in my body from a guy and a "lab" I know nothing about...even if it was given to me. So far I've been impressed. But there are a lot of labs here I wouldn't touch with a 10-foot syringe, because I know who the Chef is, and it ain't the fuckin' Cake Boss. And I say that with all due respect, because no respect is actually "due" anyone who hasn't earned it. Asking me to show "respect" to you as a first-time supplier/brewer is like asking me not to laugh at your penis implant---it just makes the fucking thing all the more ridiculous.
Now in a way, I can't really blame the con-artists; They're just doing what any con artist would do: They're takin' your snowflake ass for a ride, and you're a quite-willing passenger. You're like chickens who throw themselves into the mouth of the fox. You can't fault him. I mean, what self-respecting con-man is going to turn that down anymore than the fox is going to say..."OH, no chicken for me---I'll just have the salad"....??? Rooting for these guys before they've ever made their first batch is like a dog rooting for Micheal Vick.
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It's all about marketing and PR... It's not bathtub gear; it's a "Micro Brew".
...And the big puss buckets in my quads make my legs look bigger.
...I love my Micro Brew!
as always Goth finds a way to tell the real story with such humor and sarcasim that if you dont get it it wasnt meant for you. I agree that we have to watch who is who, even around here. see how people talk about what they talk about. if a mofo doesnt even sound educated what would make you think he is capable of brewing your gear. like the video on youtube of the guy doing and educational video on pinning. he wipes everything down with his dog next to him and pets his dog after wipe down and before loading and then makes a statement like, "I am a little prone to cysts at injection site" you dumb fuck!!!! you are pinning after petting your nasty ass dog in a room where hes hanging out with you. Goth as much as you paint the picture some people will never understand what you are saying. They probably think its just comedy. Keep it up bro cause you have an insight for this shit and i can tell you all look into shit. as far as the Vick thing below. sorry bro but i am a fight dog fan and have been in that sceen for years. more exciting than UFC. good stuff though not that backyard bullshit till the dog dies. a real dogman knows when his dog lost and will pick him up game than let him get ruined out there. just my opinion.
hey 7goth can i send u a friend request gotta ask u something
sgtstedankoIt's ok brother, this is a safe place. No need to raise your hand 1st. Just do it, & see what happens : )
LOL sarge.
ok thanks
I know a lot of u are laughing and saying goth is a funny mofo,and by all means he is ,but if you read his funny shit he is making a point that mite very well help u or save ur life and money,lol..Those of you asking those questions about where to get powder,vial,pins,gear,ass,or pussy,please read through the entire forum,and for more than 20 fuckin min be4 u cry u can't find what u wantThese men or women are here to help u not kill yourself,and answer meaningfull questions,not where u can get some vials or pins,or my vial don't have a holagram on it..sorry ladies and gents for my ranting,I guess knowmatter how many times goth and other experienced members tell u,your still gonna come at them with stupid shit..idk
bosoxboyThanks. Why thanks hopefully you just saved someone from making a mistake that could be life threatening. I am ordering from 2 people only after days and days of reading reviews and noting the people who are reviewing looking at profiles of these people. Then once I have an idea I ask a reliable person on here. This person isn't a long time friend just one that seams trust worthy. I hope that I stay lucky....I hope
That my sources don't go poof...I love this board I don't know of any other to compare I am sure if i started looking I could find one but why should I we have people here that are good hearted and informative so thanks Goth
yeah, trust me some other boards mods fling 4 letter words and write like teenagers. They don't stop flaming from others, they start it up.
And oh yeah some great advice like "I don't see any issue with all oral." or "I would prefer NO PCT to Clomid or Nolva for PCT." or "why the hell do you think test would cure finadick on a tren cycle?" And I left out all the 4-letter words.
NOT NECESSARILY FAMINE GOTH BUT I HAVE SPEND COUNTLESS HOURS IN LABS FOR CHEMISTRY, ORGANIC, BIOCHEM, GENETICS AND SUCH OTHER COURSES THATS WHY I KNOW HOW TO SAFELY STERILIZE MY STUFF HOW TO AUTO-CLAVE AND ESPECIALLY HOW TO DISPOSE OF CERTAIN MATERIALS.
LOL.....I don't think you were asking questions only a short time ago about what steroids are and what they do...lol
So many people out to make a quick buck and tend to forget what brought us here in the 1st place, I could care less about making any gear for anyone, I am here because of the suppliers reviews makes me feel more comfortable about spending money I worked hard for. I am not rich, I struggle from pay day to pay day. I am completely happy with my life though, sure I want to better it but I am willing to work my ass off to do so. After 4 months on my job I was just asked last week if I wanted to take a promotion to shift lead, thats all I need is my hard work to be noticed. I was unhappy with my health and fitness when i found this web site, for some of us this web site has been a blessing. Sure he have ass holes like goth and hollywood that like to ban people for selling gear thru personal messaging they are who make this web site so fun, its kinda like a soap opera for men, you never know what gonna happen next but the suspence will kill ya. from viruses to scam artist all they way to members with down syndrone, I cant ever wait to get bact to see whats gonna happen next. Next thing you know tread will be selling fat chic prostitutes through the PM's. GOTTA LOVE EROIDS ;)
Its a shady game we got here. The laws make it that way. And we have no clue the gear we buy was made by someone with no high school diploma over a campfire with rusty pots and pans. Trial and error I guess. That's why we need eroids it helps us find more trustworthy gear... Most of the time as long as people in the review section post reviews not just "my gear got here fast" I want to know if it works aka results...fuck
I just watch who ever goth buys from. If he isn't dead in a week then I place an order.
PandoraAs "wood" stated.... LOYALTY. There doesn't seem to be much of it these days. Personally, when I find shit that works for me, I am one loyal slave to it. These new chef's making fad colored gear with comic book labels might add to their con game, "But wait in the next 10 minutes we'll add a second bottle free"
Oh yea, and Micheal Vick...he should have been buried in the ground up to his neck, with fresh blood poured on his head and open the gates of hell on him with some hungry Pitts he tortured. Only good place for him is 6ft under.
AnonThese SRC's and their super fucking dumb names for gear tells me GI Joe is still warm in bed next to them at night.
OE2000Call me a dawg cause I love me some Micheal Vick...no homo!
Yep...and we all know how Micheal Vick feels about dawgs.
It's always nice to see a relationship built on mutual trust and respect---makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
AnonNow get why you got so pissy when I slammed that rapper punk Obama. Typical.....you know what you are.
"rapper punk Obama"......lol, thats an odd statement, i dont think the guy raps or belongs to a punk band either for that matter. nothing wrong with not liking the guy, i dont, but that makes no sense
OE2000I am lost as to what you are talking about??? And what am I? Typical?
AnonTypical.
JtizzleI am a bit of a narcissist but I will admit but I was starting to think I was the only one scared to touch some of the new shit that has come out in the last few weeks/month or so. As Goth said some of it is great but some of it just scares the shit out of me...
You left out the "chicken cheering for Harland Sanders " line.
All you have to do is sit back at watch the "crackheads" froth at the mouth... because the majority (NOT ALL) of the bathtub gear slingers are nothing more than "crackdealers". They are not your "friend" they are not your "bro" but yet we watch this SAME scenario play itself out over and over here on eroids... And you guys really have no one to blame but yourselves (especially if you've been here for a minute)
...and Goth has a point, what self-respecting con man is going to turn down such easy marks? Let's face it, they come on, call you bro, throw down some half decent advice or an entertaining post and a couple of free viles later BAM! you guys are signing over your paychecks, FUCK! Good work if you can get it... Until you guys smarten up and show some loyalty somewhere instead of reaching into your wallet every time someone waves something shiny in your face this will continue. We have proven rated src's here and yet you guys continually line up for the next guy (or even the same guy)
It's what me and Abby like to call gear whoring. As soon as someone puts up pics of the latest bathtub brew,everyone has to have it, pathetic.
PLEASE UNDERSTAND....JUST BECAUSE A LAB IS NEW, DOESN'T MAKE IT BAD.
I'M SIMPLY POINTING OUT THAT PEOPLE SHOULD USE CAUTION AND THINK ABOUT WHO THEY ORDER FROM.
I remember u always saying that u buy international. I assume because of the long history of positive reviews for the labs u have posted. I'm starting to really understand ur logic. Definitely words of wisdom, ANOTHER great post Goth.
sgtstedankoEverybody has to start somewhere. I guess... I'm waiting on more feedback though. LOL! A ten foot syringe : ) I remember those posts. Those dudes are slanging their shit in here already...
OH SHIT!!!! Say it ain't so Goth. Fuck that sounds sketchy as fuck.
Actually the more I read ur post over n over I'm getting a lil upset.
AnonEroids is being overrun with newbies too.. which just makes your post all the more true.
I hope this doesn't refer to some of the top rated suppliers, though, there are a few new ones near the top now. Don't see how they could get good reviews without having at least decent gear.
Most of the top-rated suppliers are selling gear from traditional or long-established UGLs....some good, some not so good. Then there are some suppliers who are brand new, and are selling gear from a brand new labs...some good, but most unproven.
AnonI got a folder of lab results on 90% of the top labs.. but the only problem is...how am I to argue a source/lab is good or bad off a basis of 1 bottle testing... its set for failure because each batch, or bottle if they wanted for that matter could be inherently different.
It's about long-standing reputation built up over years....not weeks.
Lab tests mean nothing about anything except the bottle that was tested.
Anonfurthermore, other than random testing on a biweekly level over an extended period of time.. its hard to determine..
Some people like their gear "overdosed" but myself, If I want to inject more.. I would like to do it knowingly so-so i think thats another factor.. people think the gear is Gods gift because it might be dosed slightly over.. but what does that really say?
as you said, its about long term consistency
There are various issues at hand---
quantity/dosing
Safety/sanitary protocol
integrity/honesty
service/shipping
consistency
Anontrue...and one major one..
the benefactor.
If your source wakes up one day and decides he's tired of "the game" and fucking everyone over seems like a good idea
Man, your health is worth alot more than the money a scammer would run off with !!
Anontruly.. which is why any gear that I run, I test-prior to doing so..
AnonYou essentially just reiterated exactly what I just said LOL...
At least I know you understood my point
sgtstedankoInteresting... Pm me top 5 or 10 brother. I'd be interested to see what's up...
Anonif you need gear tested.. you can hit me up about it.. and this is a serious statement..
Nate will attest to me being trustworthy
Joose can u add me to friends list I got a quick question would rather ask in pm