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Steroids Make Ya Dick Little

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What the fuck is this shit all about, I here the miracle drug will give you your dream body but a side affect of it is that it makes ya dick little? Really? Thats some bull shit, what da fuck am I suppose to do, its like false advertisement, im looking big as a mutha fucker and chics gonna really think this big mutha fucker is also gonna be humungas in the briefs and come to find out da muther fucker is hung like a inch worm, you know how embarrassing that would be! Some of you guys right now checking your shit out trying to make it sound all rite like it dont really look that little, know good and well that sum bitch matches your belly button now and you aint got no way of explaining it to the girl you trying to get it in with. Because no matter what you say they aint gonna be interested no more cause your dick is little. And yall worried about gettin deca dick, hell ya dick done got so small you aint gonna be able yo tell if its gone limp or not, you just know it looks like an innie but at least you still look big as hell.

CHECK IT OUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjiIirDgHzI

BaldricJ's picture

I have heard many times that steroids make a dick little. But this is not true, checked!

VagBlister9000's picture

there is soo much in this video if you read between the lines. There are no steroid salemen. that's not how it works.
steroids have to be illegal. they have to scare people. because if everyone is special then nobody is.
also. MFW my balls to cock ratio is a true 5% wet dream, right babe?

popeboy1's picture

The shit I write lol

wallabokkie's picture

Hey mate. Good to see your still around. How's it going?

popeboy1's picture

Its been going OK, have had a pretty rough past 2 years but things will start looking up soon I'm sure

wallabokkie's picture

That's good to hear mate. One day you were here on the board then next you were gone. I also had a fair amount of time away from ER but glad to e back. Well mate keep your chin up and no matter what's going on its all about your perspective of what's happening. If your perspective is shit even though good things are happening then you are only going to see shit. I am sure your perspective though is looking at the bright side. Take care mate and I do hope all goes well

popeboy1's picture

Thanks brother, things keep getting better and better, divorce finalized, new girl, just ready to get back on cycle. Have had some issues with work here so it's put everything on delay for me. But all in all im happier than I've been in a long time

sixfive325's picture

Lmao whoever started that rumor some decades ago, is the small fry who dribbles on his balls while pee n, then proceeds to watch the lmfao sexy and I know it video.everytime I hear someone say that lil dick roid thing, I want to break there women's plumbing with my steroids meat treat, and show them the cyp rod......

7gothic's picture

FUCK KAT WILLIAMS!!
In GTA-4, I did a drive-by at the club where he was performing.

popeboy1's picture

CRIMINAL!!!!!

showgun2012's picture

Its not long but its some skinny!

carnealsr's picture

I prefer it aint very wide but it sure is short

popeboy1's picture

The ol' dick around your legs taboggle huh, sorry to here that man, I know that tends to just scare the hell outta woman, hopefully they will find you that cure soon brother, you will be in my prayers

popeboy1's picture

i do hope you can find something down the road that will help you brother, sounds like you have a hard time dealing with it and maybe its caused you quite a bit of pain and suffering. Maybe you shoould try and get a Lopitophamee, hope i spelled that correctly, one time I knew a chick how had a vagina and a penis and I was trying to help her find help and ended up giving her some wrong info and she ended up gettin an Adadictameee, needless to say it was tragic

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

lmfao,you killin me popester,tryin to do my work here man cant do fuck all but roll about,,,,,,

popeboy1's picture

dont tell me, youve got abnormal helmet growth, you guys must just live a horrible excruciating lives, you probably get circus like attention from woman that just comes to see whats in the cage. keep hope brither, keep hope

carnealsr's picture

Juice will help your legs grow to a point where your package is dwarfed trust me ha

popeboy1's picture

do they carry that at bath and body works? Im going for a cleaner fresher look, a look that says Hey, you can put your mouth here

popeboy1's picture

yeah them damn chinese make the best creams everyone knows thats lol

BLkeneedhelp's picture

it doesnt get shorter just alittle limp on ur off cycle lol

popeboy1's picture

lol I know right, its how big around that sum bitch is that counts rite