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PURSE FOR EROIDS BODY CHALLENGE NOW AT 68 BOTTLES OF GEAR!!!

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Ya know...I'm getting tired of seeing all these reviews about how great these suppliers are because they actually mailed your shit to you. Most of you guys get your gear, then 2 minutes after you've opened the package, your posting your review about how your source to gtg..and the gear is legit. Two days later, you're back on telling everyone you just spotted a vein in your neck----but leave out the fact that it was while you were on the toilet and constipated.
We need something better than this. I can't make a purchase based on the fact that YOU had an erection this morning. My 7 year old son told me he had an erection one morning, but that doesn't mean I'm going to replace my Test prop with Juice Boxes---the kind for kids---not some new shit from Naps.
So I had this crazy idea in bed last night, and for once it didn't involve my wife in her police uniform, with me on my knees in cuffs, servicing her. No, this shit is so crazy, it might actually work.
All you fanboys of these various suppliers need to back your shit up about just how good the shit is that you were brave enough to actually pay for. I don't want to hear about your hard dick, your veins, your temper, your sweaty ass, the amount of fat you added, or how your bench went from 125 to 650 in 3 weeks. You need to SHOW us....anybody can talk shit.
SO HERE'S WHAT I PROPOSE::::
We are going to have a little team competition. AB guys, UKBEST guys,....whoever you call your sugar-daddy supplier. What we will do is have you post below who you represent (based on documented reviews), and post at least 2 GOOD, CLEAR pics in the photo section WITH a clearly visible , dated copy of USA Today. That way, you can't use a pic from when you had typhoid fever while hungover from from a drinking binge in Mexico, or a pic from your 7th grade wrestling tournament. Pics will be evaluated for acceptance, and any pic that falls short will be rejected and the member told how to fix it.

We are looking for the members who MAKE THE BEST AND MOST DRAMATIC CHANGES IN THEIR BODY FROM BEGINNING TO END. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW BUFF YOU ARE, SO DON'T THINK YOUR 20" ARMS ARE GOING TO SEAL THE DEAL FOR YOU. That's half the reason I'm not competing---because I know you guys will kick my ass. We will run this approximately 12 weeks. Start date has not been established, and we will do this only if we get a significant number of members who wish to participate.
POST BELOW WHAT GANG YOU'RE RIDING WITH.
Remember, this is a SUPPLIER competition, NOT UGL....so for example, your Lixus might have come from UKBEST, or Northern Gear. You are to represent WHERE you bought your Lixus from.

How to submit to EBC

  • Click the "Submit EBC" found in the Submit button drop down.
  • Enter a Title for your post
  • Enter a short description and your goals in Description
  • When STARTING EBC, upload your "before" pictures and stats in the blue region.
  • If you're repping a source or products, please type in source/product names in appropriate fields. These fields will autocomplete what you're typing and create a link to the source or product review page. The autocomplete links might look something like somesource.com [nid:123].
  • When EBC Cycle is complete update/upload your "after" pictures and stats in the green region. To update your finished cycle, find your submission and click the EDIT link.

UPDATE:::::THE POT IS NOW AT 68 BOTTLES OF GEAR plus cash credits!!!

SEE THE LIST OF PRIZES POSTED IN THE FORUM!!

jprizzle's picture

Im off cycle now but I cant wait for the next challenge. im gonna not eat or get out of bed until then. Ill put on 60 pounds and win some free gear!!!

popeboy1's picture

13 vials of gear,WOW thats thats unbafuckinglievable, I thought for a second I heard phil collins singing,"i can feel it calling in the air tonight" lol

7gothic's picture

We feel the winner would be best suited, however, you are certainly free to donate to whoever you wish.
You offer is very much appreciated.

popeboy1's picture

hell yeah

AlphaTiger2011's picture

Wondering the same thing

Gorillafit's picture

Nice, Its gonna take me a year to use all this gear I'm gonna win :-)

USPostal's picture

I will throw in Two Vials of Test Propionate into the potluck

popeboy1's picture

thanks man, who ever wins will be set for a good couple of months. so I guess i will go ahead and send you an address where you need to send that so i can go ahead and pick that up. lol

popeboy1's picture

lol, you cant say i didnt try

USPostal's picture

lmfao!!! hahahaha

USPostal's picture

=)) Im thinking of donating something else.. Thats not enough for a winner!

Gorillafit's picture

Thanks Bro, can't wait to here, now its getting interesting!

USPostal's picture

=)

HllwdBdBoy's picture

Grrrrl... let the man contribute what he wants... I saw NOTHING in the rules about NO HOOKERS AND STRIPPERS

HllwdBdBoy's picture

C'mom grrrl... we all know you can appreciate the female form ; )

USPostal's picture

lmfao!!!

USPostal's picture

hahahah lol

AlphaTiger2011's picture

Wow. Thanks bud i appreciate your contribution

USPostal's picture

No Problem Brother =)

USPostal's picture

=) No Problem. I love this idea of the contest is was a really good idea!

7gothic's picture

I'M IN....WHICH MEANS YOU LOSERS ARE OUT!!!

jk...I'm not allowed to compete..well, I'm not allowed to win. But I'm getting in the comp to keep you guys motivated, and besides, I can't ask you guys to do something I'm not willing to do myself. I look like shit now, but I'm ready to get started.

I just think it's really fucked up that I kick all your asses, and then have to give you shit out of MY stash...LOLOL!!

AlphaTiger2011's picture

Lmao i look shitty also i didn't have a good pct i ate all kinds of junk food that i shouldn't have. You need to post up your pics soon

7gothic's picture

Posted Bro.
Now I just need to PM God and ask for a miracle. Unfortunately, he's pissed at me over that whole atheist thing, so I'll probably LOSE size on this cycle.

sweatnosejackso's picture

I want in!!

7gothic's picture

Come on Bro!!! You've 3 days to get pics taken.

sweatnosejackso's picture

Pics are the easy part. I need a sponsor. I swear someone will not be disappointed. In talks but no confirmation yet.

sweatnosejackso's picture

Kickin back relaxin eating almonds (no popcorn) gonna watch all this unfold. Just wanted to say all you are inspiring to me. Mad props go out to all participants and there reputable sponsors..

Gixxerboy07's picture

I am new to the forum, but i am interested in joining the contest. Is there a deadline that the pic has to be posted by? I just got my order in from AB and will be starting January 2nd.

Gorillafit's picture

For more info See the post below this one on Forums/General page. PHOTOS MUST BE SUMBITTED BY DECEMBER 31ST

Carlos Danger's picture

Rippin an a TeRRin!

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