Well eroids family....just looking to get some cosmic love from everyone as I prepare to interview for a big promotion at work. There is just me and one other employee going for the job, and I believe that I am such a better, and more qualified person for the gig. If you ask anyone that we work with, they would unanimously say that I am the better man.
The problem is he has one thing that I don't...some serious DSL...Dick Sucking Lips. And let me tell you, he uses those DSL on the boss every single chance that he gets. I mean this guy is such a fucking suck up, brown nosing faggot: "hey boss, 2 sugars and one cream in your coffee?" "hey boss, you want anything from Starbucks? I was gonna go grab a pumpkin spice latte, want one?" "Boss, that is the best idea that I have ever heard" "Boss, I didn't know that you get your suits cleaned at Ming's dry and press. Small world. I'll pick your stuff up for you if you want" "gee boss, your the best boss a guy could dream of"
I'm good with the boss...but fuck that if I'm going to be some punk kiss ass. Guys like him deserve to be stuck in a dark ally with guys like me. he would be eating through a straw and pissing blood for a week after I finished with his bitch ass.
But, clearly that would not be the way to get the promotion so I will just have to beat him out. I would have no problem winning a fair fight, but it just seems that the fight won't be fair.
Well, I am confidant that I am that much better that I will out shine his awesome DSL and still get the gig. WISH ME LUCK FAMILY!