posted Sat, 12/10/2011 - 03:36
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Favorite OMFG/ WTF ????
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My favorite line that makes me wanna twist off someone's head is: "I don't want to work out too much and get too big".
What is your "favorite"?
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haha these are funny.
how bout the person that eats like a garbage disposal and says im trying to bulk up a little bit more then ill work out and turn my fat into muscle.
or my mother in-law - i bought a 5 lb container of protein online and she says. your penis is gonna shrink. lol wtf.
lol i love the poeple that say i dont wanna get TOO BIG.
When somebody (always overweight person) is supposed to be on an almost all fruit/vegetable calorie deficit diet and then they gain 4 pounds and say "well I lifted weights last week, I probably gained muscle"
or when somebody is supposed to be eating healthy and they have fried chicken or some chicken pasta dish from Olive Garden and say something like "its chicken, chicken is good for you."
or when somebody says "I dont know why im gaining weight, I hardly ever eat" (says it while eating Cheez-Its)..my mom wasnt fat but she always did this, i felt like helping her gain a black eye.
Number 2 sounds like my mom. She assumes cooking a meal in Olive Oil somehow makes it good for you. She seriously offers me the shittiest meals, and when I turn them down she says "well I cooked it in olive oil, olive oil is good for you." WTF!? It drives me crazy.
this really hits home with me too.. my mother in law' bless her she really tries but just will never get it. She still thinks if she uses fat free mushroom gravy that is good for you... needless to say I also get my shit smothered in olive oil around the house too. Last whine - I counted the kinds of cheese in our cheese bin. No one would even believe me I should take a picture - 17 different kinds of freaking cheese...!!
"I don't have the metabolism to be in shape like you" says my fat family members as they pig out on their 4th plate of food at Golden Corral.
tread-mDamn brother you must be my cousin or something because you just described my family! You feel like saying, put the chips down and follow me and eat what I eat and do what I do for a week....we can talk about your metabolism in the hospital where you will be for a while cuz I BLEW YOUR Fing MIND WITH TRAINING AND GOOD FOOD! Whats he in for doc? Cheeto shock, his body didn't know what to do without at least a family bag a day for the week you dragged his ass up and down the gym. We think his muscle just shut down completely since he has NEVER picked up a weight of any kind. His heaviest curl ever was a triple fat boy burger with fries and chili add ons and then he poured more fries on it! He had to unbutton his pants to order dessert because skipping it because food was trying to works its way back up your throat was out of the question....yeah ball sack , its just my metabolism.....
I don't have the "Funny" button to click to rep this post man ha. My family looks at me like there is something wrong with me when we go out and I order salmon, with another piece of salmon, and I skip the cinnamon and butter on my sweet potato and ask them if I can have the broccoli I KNOW they won't eat. The fucked up thing is I end up paying MORE than anyone else for my meal. They can get a Coke to drink, an appetizer, main meal, and a fucking desert and pay less than me because my meal isn't on the damn menu, and the cook has to "custom" make my fucking plate so I get charged more.
Anonnothing like the looks I get for buying an extra high powered five hundred dollar blender so I can drink my meals, when I travel because Gothic has the other one we own locked down to the counter so there is no chance of me hijacking it when I go out of town.
"I would lift weights but I just don't wanna get too big"...i always reply to these dumbasses..don't worry..you wont!
AnonThat is my new comeback !!
LOL!...use it all u want bro!..ha
"All Body Builders have small Diks cause the steroids make thier penis shrink"
Anonyou mean you all don't??
AnonThat is typical of some cahunt that is embarrassed for her man bitch, metrosexual, fanny sack toting puke.
JtizzleI always liked "its easier to turn fat into muscle" .. lol
AnonHow could we forget that one....LMFAAO
"I don't need to train legs, I want to focus on upper body"
AnonAnd that they do......lol Too bad they don't exercise their brains while they are at it.
AnonHow could I forget that one, that is a classic!!!!
tread-mActually saw this on eroids....."everyone said I could not bulk on low dose peptides but I've gained 20 lbs of solid muscle in three weeks!". I can still see your spine.........FROM THE FRONT!
AnonThat is "I wanna slap your momma" shit right there. Where do they get these people? LMAO at that one!
"If I take steroids,do I still have to workout to get big?"
AnonAnother repeat offender!! This one rates up with best of all time classics. Good one man!
Nasty81Nate" I'm 14 weeks into a ttren/dbol cycle, what's this PCT everybody keeps mentioning? Also, what should I get for the blood in my urine?"
AnonThat just made me sick man! I hope we never hear some fucked up shit like again! That is the ultimate OMFG !!!!
AnonAnother is: "I'd look like that but I don't have the time".
For 15 years I trained a double split 5 days a week, commute round trip to work 3 hrs, busted my ass 8hrs working construction, and still racked 30,000 miles on my Moped every year, sometime more. "Don't have the time" . . . . kiss my fucking ass!
dansta123name makes sence..i have ear mute/elevator music relay installed..fool proof.
AnonYou practice this when your clients are talking you? Your Personal Trainer business must be BOOMING.
dansta123no not a personal trainer thought it was general whinging whining remarks thread..didnt know you where a personal trainer..carry on