ATTENTION::: IF YOU ARE NOT A POLICE OFFICER, PLEASE LEAVE THIS POST IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS TOP-SECRET POLICE SHIT, THAT YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO VIEW, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A POLICE OFFICER--JUST A LOSER CIVILIAN.

OK...Now that all the 2nd class, dirtbag eroids members are gone, I want to talk to just you guys...the good guys.
BFG took a poll a while back and found that we have several officers here on eroids. If you missed the poll, please post your name, rank and department below. Your information will be kept confidential......I promise.

Now look, I know in the past I may have said some things that pissed you off, but that was just for show. I don't want these juice heads thinking I'm not cool. Trust me, I actually like you guys, and if it wasn't for my parole officer stepping in the way, I'd actually be a cop myself. But every time I ask him about it, he just gives me a dirty look.
He's such a prick.
I mean who wouldn't want a job with great pay, unlimited pussy via intimidation, all the drugs you can steal, and cash payoffs that would make a politician blush---all under the cover of union protection?

But being a cop isn't easy. Beating on homeless vets..roughing up prostitutes, and yelling at children jaywalking can take a toll. The stress put on your lower back by surfing porn in your cruiser while eating box after box of Krispy Kremes can only be equaled by the stress placed on your knees from servicing your chief who would like nothing more than another notch in his size 46 belt.

Anyway, if you're a cop and not on steroids, you NEED to be. Mainly because you're not going to fit in very well with your other cop friends, but also because it's tough out there. You need a strong chest for punching handcuffed women...powerful legs for stomping tased and dazed drunks.... and ripped arms to intimidate even the mouthiest 5th grader who thinks he's a badass. And while I'm not a police officer, I have had my ass whipped by police officers, and I know how sore your feet must get from all that kicking---even if you do have the help of 8 or 9 other cops. So I've decided to put together a cycle just for Law Enforcement officers. A cycle that will give you massive bulk. A cycle that will make you super strong. A cycle that will tell the public.."HEY, I'M A COP.....AND YOU'RE NOT---BITCH".

OK...The first thing you need is a picture of Ronnie Coleman in uniform posted in your locker. It'll give you great motivation, and you'll have an idea of just how big of an asshole a cop can really be (well, at least physically, I mean). Hang it right next to the 8x10 glossy of Janet Reno---the one you jack off to.

Next, make a trip to the evidence room. Hopefully most of the other officers in your department are even bigger pussies than you, and were too afraid to steal any gear from the last steroid bust, and just took the weed instead.
You're going to need orals...lots and lots of orals. We don't want to mess with injectables, because that would require a needle, and we both know you don't have the balls to shoot yourself......an unarmed child holding a cellphone maybe...but not yourself.
Look for Anadrol 50, D-bol, Winstrol, and Valium. Yeah, I know...I know... people are going to say that Valium isn't a steroid. Fuck them. Who are you going to listen to...Me, who knows everything, or some stupid-ass Google search?

Now.... Take 35 tablets of each one...every day. Don't worry about PCT...This cycle is designed to keep your levels high until your next cycle rolls around, so you should be good to go. If any of your fellow officers suspect something and threaten to tell on you, simply do the same thing that officers all over America do---corner him in the locker room and tell him that cops in prison--even the innocent ones who were set up--aren't very popular unless they're one of Charlie's Angels.

With your new, massive body, and even bigger ego, you should have no problem scaring even more people that you already do. You'll feel better knowing that no matter what nursing home you walk into...no matter what sorority party you crash....no matter how quick that next skateboarder is...you WILL be in charge.
I've had great success with other officers using this cycle, and I have posted links below showing one of my test subjects in action. He makes me so proud, I almost get a tear in my eye every time I see these clips.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GgWrV8TcUc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FedlpshJb4c&feature=related

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*[The preceding was for entertainment purposes only. 7gothic is a dumbass who in no way advocates the use of steroids, good drugs, Krispy Kremes, or porn, and has nothing but love and respect for the honest, hardworking men and women who dedicate their lives to public service as police officers and prostitutes].