Forum: We need a God damn Eroids Gym ~gymmrat24, 2011

gymmrat24

posted Thu, 09/15/2011 - 07:13

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We need a God damn Eroids Gym

Looking for a few wealthy individuals to lay out some cash and put together some BADFUCKINGASS gyms that cater to the the juicer. Everything from rows of 100 pound plates to injection stations where a hot bitch injects your next dose. (could cause trouble since I already cant wait to pin next let alone a hottay doing it) Surround sound blasting we want to listen to(none of that club pop shit) water fountains with testosterone injected into the water.
The complete opposite of those planet fitness pussy gyms that cater to fat and lazy people. The Eroids gym that says fuck u bitches this is where real men workout...
soo anyone interested, franchising options available in the US and UK

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kirkles21
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09/15/2011 - 11:57

I'm in, I need a hardcore gym to lift at... Gold's isn't cutting it, too many pretty boy guido douche bags hitting glamour muscles and hogging benches and machines.

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09/15/2011 - 10:46

Ya know the Popeboyz n, we would have to have a release stations there though, ya know like a private room we could go and get a good release. At my gym we have this fine ass chiropractor that gives you a free 1st session, well at the eroids gym it would kinda be like that except what she will be poppin.......wont be your back

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popeboy1
09/15/2011 - 10:51

I'll ask my deep tissue massage lady, she found tissue I didn't know I had. She likes to kinda dry ride you so ....almost like an expensive private dance but no herpes!

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tread-m
09/15/2011 - 10:53

damn they still make girls w/o those. wow u must be with the upper class females

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popeboy1
09/15/2011 - 10:56

Hellz yeah,,still has ALL of her teeth!

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GURU
09/15/2011 - 10:19

Would that be sweet, finally the big boys at Olympia could come out of the closet with the juice having a big time sponsor .......EROIDS

Dafreezeman
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09/15/2011 - 09:44

That would be sweet....non of us would go home..I'd probaly be divorced? SSWWEEEETTT!!!!

Freeze

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Dafreezeman
09/15/2011 - 09:49

Ima have to agree with this 100%. There would have to be heavy security cause my wife would be out front trying to bring my ass home. She maybe 5'3" but she can hang with the best of em.

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09/15/2011 - 09:43

I propose using Gothics dog as the logo...

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Greg
09/15/2011 - 10:39

i agree, and have a sign on the door that says BEWARE OF RABID DOGS!!!!

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popeboy1
09/15/2011 - 10:43

The dog died of shall we say...an HGH overdose on a test run!

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tread-m
09/15/2011 - 10:48

lmao, at least he died happy damn it

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PRO
09/15/2011 - 09:11

NICE! Good post... OOOOHHHHH, reminds me of college. I'm so in:) Problem is, all those planet fitness pussy gyms that cater to fat and lazy people, are owned by, you guessed it. FAT AND LAZY PEOPLE:) And they don't give a fuck about you, just your $$$.

kirkles21
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sgtstedanko
09/15/2011 - 11:55

Lol I know a couple of the owners and trainers here in my state, you hit the nail on the head. I hate the place, I got asked to leave for dropping 130's after incline bench, I was disturbing the other members, I think they just don't like being shown up!!

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kirkles21
09/15/2011 - 12:30

I honestly didnt know they had that much total weight in the entire gym haha, that place is ridiculous tho, I wouldnt be surprised if they asked to leave the second I walked thro the door with my pre workout in hand, intimidating the fatties isnt good for business I guess

kirkles21
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gymmrat24
09/15/2011 - 12:40

Haha, yeah it was when they first opened, they had heavier weight at the one near me. They've since gotten rid of a lot of the heavy stuff. Too depressing for the fatties I guess lol.

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09/15/2011 - 08:09

Where can we donate to get da dumbells rolling,,oh yeah ,,,im in...

kwabby6
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09/15/2011 - 07:39

lol this gym would be sick. Gotta say tho everybody's cycle dosages would def increase tho. Lol nothing like titties and syringes.

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kwabby6
09/15/2011 - 07:46

Ahhhhh...titties and syringes. Would make a beautiful Jimmy Buffett song!

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ADM
09/15/2011 - 07:25

What a wonderful idea. We could hire Kind Regards William, he'd be the towel boy!

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BFG
09/15/2011 - 07:41

** towel girl that we take out back and beat the shit out of when our test levels peak

7gothic
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09/15/2011 - 07:20

Everyone would park around back like they do at the topless bars and wear Groucho Marx disguises. The cops would constantly be there to break up fights...and the DEA would have agents across the street at Krispy Kreme with binocculars...K-9 dogs going apeshit, a helicoptor overhead, and religious fanatics out front protesting to the chant of "AVOID THE ROIDS"!!

I'M IN!!!! sounds like a blast!