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BFG......Better Fucking Gear

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There was a time, a better, simpler time here in America, that you could make a pretty decent living as a steroid scam artist. In fact, I recently posted a blog entitled "HOW TO START A FAKE STEROID COMPANY"....which I wrote after sparking up a bowl of some primo (not "bolan", dumbasses). But there was a grain of truth to that rant.
Back in the day, you found a site, sent your money, prayed, and then after maybe a few months, you might get something. And if you were lucky, it was actually gear.
Nowadays, guys have figured out that there are a lot of other guys out there who want to get freaky....BADLY. So they've came one after another to rob you of your cash. And they do so from the comfort and protective haven of other websites, like Outlawmuscle, musclediscussion, and others.
But the game is changing, and it's being changed by EROIODS.... or more specifically, an omnipotent figure by the name of BFG.
He's like a cop shooting radar behind a tree:: You won't see him often, but when you do, you know you're in trouble. I see him at the corporate meetings, and let me tell you--you haven't seen a fist slam down on a boardroom table until you've seen BGF do it...spilled my fucking coffee this morning.
The others will fail--eventually.
Eroids will succeed.
Because BFG is like the guy who invented the wheel:: SIMPLE DESIGN..(truth and free speech)...combined with DEMAND (for quality gear).
No juice-head could have thought of that. I think BFG is a former high-ranking executive from Microsoft, or Chase Bank...possibly fired for fucking a hot, blonde Sr. Vice President.....or he quit and decided to sell Amway. I've got it narrowed down to those two. But he had a vision, and that vision is benefiting all of us. And it's making life more difficult for scam artists.

Fellow MOD dboy told me today that .."there is no reason for anyone to get scammed now"..{thanks to eroids}.
He's right.

kusha01's picture

salute! hat off..BIG THANKS

datman's picture

bump for BFG... this is so true.. thanks guys for everything

KMC's picture

Holy Crap, it's after midnight and the Big Guy just walked in, .....somebody hide this crap before he sees it.

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italian92101's picture

i rarely write reviews, but i need to say that eroids as really changed the game, been using gear for 6 years on and off, been scammed a couple of times, but man eroidsm is just the shit, all the topics im intersted in are here, and discussed, what more can you ask for? so everyone lets try and keep this site are secret on the downlo, eroids i love ya, and i also love all yall juiced heads....... Smile

bimmerm3's picture

I love eroids. I remembering ordering gear once upon a time and entually something did come but it eas just a pink posing suit...

bimmerm3's picture

lol yeah I typed that on my black berry and see that I fat fingered some words. Actually I love pink... its the color or well roses and well something else we all love

KMC's picture

what are saying ??? .....pink isn't your colour ???

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Greg's picture

Yes, it was Microsoft BFG retired from a few years ago. But back then we knew him as Bill Fuckin' Gates.

KMC's picture

I have several customers that either know Bill or work for him.

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7gothic's picture

LOL..

KMC's picture

I don't know, ......I saw him giving out free ad's this morning.

Nobody can afford to give out free fucking ad's !!!! Those things cost money.

Think of it this way, you probably saw that medium size orange box advertising NextDayGear, that little orange box??? a little bit of paint you think, big deal.
But that little orange box was on thousands of computer screens, even if it was an average of only a gallon of paint per state, thats 50 gallons of paint @ $20/gal that's a thousand fucking dollars.

I don't know "7", something aweful fishy going on.

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7gothic's picture

BFG rolls TIGHT. Every morning he and Jacob--the Sr. MOD, pull up at work in their Beemer and Ferrari..park right out front.
dboy and I have to park our bycycles across the fucking street.
We need a fuckin' union.

HllwdBdBoy's picture

WTF?! Bro, you know what he said would happen if you mentioned the "U" word again... my balls can't take anymore