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READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

SauceMonkey69's picture

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UncleYoked's picture

If you guys have been scared of using crypto because it's intimidating, watch this video. It's less than a 2 minute video on how to buy crypto via cashapp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDjDH_WAvYI

UncleYoked's picture

Just received one of the best angry emails ever:
For clarity, he received an empty package, likely stolen by the post office, the rep was discussing it with the shipper and looking to find if there were any other issues and asking how to handle it. We didn't even complete the discussion before this came in.
I think we would be friends if we met in real life. Honestly bro, no hard feelings on this tren induced email, it's gold.

S******
Alright maybe I was too nice.. couple things. When y’all hire order pickers is it a requirement to be mentally fuckin retarded? I was racking my brain to figure out how goddamn stupid and ignorance one would have to be to send a package off with no contents in a box.. he/she is ALREADY a “order picker” for a job. Comparable to a fuckin bathroom cleaner at a fast food restaurant. How does one take the easiest most monkey trainable job on the planet and then proceed to fuck that said job up?! How many chromosomes does that cocksucker have missing? Bet they are the biggest disgrace to their family and probably live like a fuckin heathen. You had one job to take my money and send me 3 measley packs of shit and somehow fucked that up! Keep the $130 I don’t care about money I stand on principle of good business and I’m glad now I know who not to order from. It’s sad that y’all decided after my fuckin 8th or 9th time ordering to fuck me now and for a $130..? I wipe my ass with $130. Fuck you and fuck arctic titans. I will be sure to review the hell out of y’all on every goddamn platform I can find even if it loses y’all one customer I will have done my part. Couldn’t even make it right? Three packs of cialis not even real gear you fuckin clowns broke no moral compass having ass pussies!

swoleB's picture

Someone needs a hug. It's funny to me how people pretend not to care about money yet take the time to write somewhat of a long email expressing their anger.

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Mac12769's picture

At work, just read all that and it made my day. Smile
I like this guy too. That’s the kinda stuff I think on for days, when I get pissed with some corporate chain horrible customer service. I send that caliber email to corporate, I want them to feel every word.

No reflection on you of course Yoke. Lol
But that was great. Deserves a comp vial of Tren E for sure lol.

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Chad P's picture

For someone that doesn’t care about the money, he sure the hell does care about the money

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Claudezilla's picture

Bwahaha fucking pure gold straight spazzing out over 130 that he apparently wipes his ass with lol….so good

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UncleYoked's picture

I'm confused how he knows about our DEI hiring program

blah_blah_punk's picture

Zelle not working? Can’t access it on checkout.

UncleYoked's picture

it's been disabled for now brother

Black90tsi's picture

Is the TNE blast in stock or no? On the main page it says out of stock. On the product page it says 22 in stock but you can't add it to your cart.

UncleYoked's picture

22 is the amount of points earned from ordering it, it's out of stock

Steeltoad777's picture

Real shit that shit that make you feel shit.
That artic 2013 vintage. Didn't yoked have a partner named badger or something?

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Bassnectar's picture

I miss mr buff

UncleYoked's picture

never too far away. Eroids doesn't allow two reps

scoobydoo's picture

He still works with you?

UncleYoked's picture

The secrets these vials would tell if they could speak.

UncleYoked's picture

Stocks being updated, 20 freebies listed
Psstt "it's caber"

Gh0st's picture

YK-11 gone for good? :(

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UncleYoked's picture

just like my dad who went out for cigarettes, I know it will come back some day

Gh0st's picture

Lmao that hits hard.

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Rosschestzip's picture

Kinda like the stepdad who replaced him

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FartDracula's picture

Halfway through a bulk on TestE, thinking about cutting during a 6 week cruise following with 25mg Var before my next blast. Does that seem like a solid plan or am I missing something?

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Jockstrap's picture

Missing everything actually. Cruise suggests trt. Stats? Goal? Bloods tested? Anything related?

FartDracula's picture

I phrased it poorly, after my 20 week blast Im going to drop Test 500mg a week to 125mg and go on a cut. What I want to know is if I should use 25 mg Anavar and cut on this cruise or if that's asking to lose muscle and fuck up my hormones. I want to gain as much mass as possible and wanted my next blast to most likely be 600mg Test with Dbol and supplementing with HGH. I'm halfway through this cycle and have yet to get another round of bloods but I have gained 20 lbs with almost 0 sides.

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Jockstrap's picture

20 weeks is too long imo and typically lipids in dumpster by now. Var will crash any good lipids to hazardo us levels. Plus var doesnt put on mass.

Go to your trt and get on your cholesterol fixing...niacin, oatmeal etc. No gear. Get a good 20weeks clean.

Next run would be based on your estrogen or advised by your estrogen levels. Dbol converts and imo run much higher than needed. 15-20mg split at every 4hours til daily total is reached and dose taken with protein and good carbs. Run blood test week 5 to see where youre at so you can be in a good zone and #know your body reactions and not guess from sides. Bulking i keep estro 35-55 and watch bp to assist with when ai needed. Sex drive dropping and greasy forehead to me and i start ai low and use bloods to prove im correct. Dbol has short half life so if youre forcing the e2 down then be mindful as you stop dbol. Crashed e2 halts gains and joints feel like crap. Stiff, sore crunchy. Dry lips/skin and sex drive drops.

Banjokid2020's picture

I agree with SOS. Save the var for another time. Come down to trt and should be able to retain most of what was gained. Get health markers back in check. Plus you're talking running an oral in your health phase then wanting to use another oral for your blast. Yes var is mild, but will still wreck your lipids.

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SeeOhShow's picture

You don’t add anything extra to a cruise otherwise it’s just a shitty mini cycle. Based on your stats you won’t lose any muscle on 125mg/wk. You don’t have enough to need supra-physiological cruise doses. You will lose a substantial amount of weight at first, because right now you’re holding on to a good bit extra glycogen and water. It’s not 20lbs of lean tissue you’ve gained so far.

BeastMoDe33's picture

Wassup fellas! Happy 4th

teamgat's picture

Found some old kracken vials of test/tren mix in my drawer with a manufacturer date of Jan 2023. Looks like it hasn’t crashed or anything. You think it’s still good to pin? don’t wanna toss it if I can pin it lol

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