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Jockstrap's picture

This? @press1

press1's picture

Not fond of the face or hair/makeup, good body lol I like em Tarty mate - Long straight hair, Blow job face make up, Tanned, Fake Tits LMAO Why do you think I ever came to America in the first place??!!! LMAO Our women are morphing more that way nowadays though - lots of facial surgery and chest/ass stuff. Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader look - I like them!!!

press1's picture

Always liked this bird:

Sithx66's picture

The one up top is nice but when it shakes and wobbles like this it drives me crazy. Makes want to choke her senseless.

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Jockstrap's picture

Or bite it....lol

Sithx66's picture

I’ll be doing a lot of smacking and grabbing. She’ll need to be doing the biting and scratching.

I like to walk around shirtless with my back shredded. Makes me feel like a savage lmao. I don’t want no baby scratches there better be chunks of skin underneath those nails

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wanted's picture

@press1 you can be alittle rougher with these type of butts

Jockstrap's picture

@press1 beauty is as close as the light switch. Hahaha! But i agree. A plump rump is hawt but theres a limit to everything.

Brolly6898's picture

Omg !

PrimoPantani's picture

Yeah buddy!

Sithx66's picture

Suffocate me please!

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PrimoPantani's picture

My dad was a tit man through and through (and also at least a little into trannies which I wish I didn’t fucking know but there’s no way to uncheck his browser history so there ya go) while me and my brother mostly go for chestlets with fat asses. I think it’s partially Freudian since mom has large breasts, blue eyes and blonde hair and I’m basically repulsed by blondes with blue eyes.

Brolly6898's picture

Repulsed by blondes with blue eyes well I'm Hispanic and think my Spanish woman are beautiful with there full lips and puppy dog brown eyes
But for me there's nothing like the kitty kat blue eyes of a blonde woman
Not all white girls have kitty kat eyes
Taylor swift has kitty kat eyes
Summer brille porn star has exotic kitty kat eyes mixed with Russian and Norwegian and others races

smurfdude1234567's picture

Team ass.

Don’t go to that side. Tits are fun and all to hickey up and bite on but let’s not forget where the real treasure is.

Some fake tits suck and are obvious.

Same with fake ass though.

I’ll take a natural girl who works her glutes any day of the week

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PrimoPantani's picture

The main problem with tits is that the bigger they are the sooner they start to look bad. But even as an ass guy (and I’m speaking for myself here) you’ve got to admit that there really is something special about a really perfect set of tits.
And the nice thing about asses is that they’re partially genetic but a truly spectacular ass requires some hard work and dedication. I think it speaks to a woman’s character when she has a perfect round bubble.

Sithx66's picture

It hasn’t for me. I’m team ass all the way. I will say before gear I was hypersexual and now that I’m on it has amplified for sure! I would say it’s an issue.

Edit: if gear has had that effect on you please don’t do tren. Trannies will definitely become an option for you lmao!

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PrimoPantani's picture

Tbh bro, I used to do a ton of meth and I never did anything even remotely gay, no matter how hard some may have tried to get me to. So I kinda assume I’m safe but I’m not about to test that assumption lol.

Brolly6898's picture

Now that doesn't help when your girl is into porn hitting the bubble lmao
Craved 2 girls but never men
I think it's cause your gay already n the drug brings it out

Sithx66's picture

Lmao there’s nothing like looking in the mirror and making your face disappear behind a thick cloud of white smoke…. Then walk out the bathroom and fuck an escort raw. Luckily I don’t miss those days but I did get some great stories out of it lmao

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Brolly6898's picture

Hot rail lol jk

PrimoPantani's picture

Same bro, I don’t know if I ever would have gotten sober if I hadn’t started doing meth. It fucked my life up so fast and so hard that I ended up with zero other options. I was a heroin addict for six years before that and had gfs, jobs, friends, etc. but a year or so of meth had me homeless and totally alone. The first three months or so were pretty badass though but totally not worth what came after lol.

Brolly6898's picture

Good thing u didn't get into the blues that shit is nasty

Sithx66's picture

80millie oxy is heaven. Shit almost took my life

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Sithx66's picture

It’s definitely easier to function off downers in the real world. Baby doses will carry you through normal life then when all that shit is over with you can take those knock out doses. Meth on the other hand is a different beast. Sure you can take it towards the end of the week go hard as fuck for 3-4days but once that’s not enough and start being up for 6+ days it’s game over. I was a garbage head. I’d take anything if it was offered. Speedballs was my everything tho.

Not tryna make downers seem like they aren’t horrible or as bad bc they definitely are. The way I like to describe it is say you give 2 people a car, you give one guy a sports car (meth) and the other guy a Honda civic (downers) and have them race Who’s gonna win? Well of course the sports car is. But if you give the right person that same Honda civic (downers) they will be able to make that civic faster then the sports car.

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Jockstrap's picture

Applause!! If you try tren just stay away from swingers clubs.....

Sithx66's picture

Yummy

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UncleYoked's picture

Y'all chatty today. I just seen 58 new posts and thought I was about to walk in to a nightmare.
Carry on

Brolly6898's picture

Wishful thinking

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