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press1's picture

Prefer the pointy toe part - the heels can have sharp edges

Drexyl's picture

As much as I’d like to try a midget, they typically have gnarly feet, could be a turn off. That and a dot head, those are the only two left on my list.

Sithx66's picture

They are hard to find with good proportions. That’s the last one my list. I see one that’s very attractive at a store I go to but I feel like she must get bugged a lot by creeps and I don’t want to be another creep. We haven’t had the need to cross paths and talk so approaching has been a no go… o god, ima creep lmao

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press1's picture

Yeah but honestly - have you ever seen an attractive midget?

Sithx66's picture

They exist!

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press1's picture

Gonna need to see proof mate to believe it!

Sithx66's picture

Karina lemos!

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Jockstrap's picture

Applause!!! Id poke her repeatedly

HENCH500's picture

My dick would like more than average on her chin

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Sithx66's picture

Was squatting but I think ima switch over to forearms

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press1's picture

LMAO!!! More??

smurfdude1234567's picture

You guys are playing with fire.

Another 3 pics and this is going to turn into the new @Drexyl dick pic page lol

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Pushitharder777's picture

Yeah, let’s do the midget thing

Spool's picture

Letsssss GOOOOOOO!!!!

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press1's picture

Looks like Midget Shaggin could take over from tranny porn any time soon .....

Spool's picture

Ya know, I never understood the tranny thing, then I did Uncs Tren for a couple weeks. Shit is crazy. Seriously though, Midgets FTW!!!!!!

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PrimoPantani's picture

This is exactly the kind of high brow discourse that I joined this site hoping to find.

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SimonM84's picture

Wow, she’s gorgeous.

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Sithx66's picture

Lmao thigh high black boots! A shock collar and a whip! And maybe just maybe I’ll listen lmao

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press1's picture

Those crotch high ones are even better that basically go up to the fanny LOL All of em are good though - Ankle boots, Calf, Knee High, Thigh high and they GOTTA be in the right material such as PVC, Leather, PU Leather - anything that shines basically but NOT fuckin sequins!!! HAHhahaa

Jockstrap's picture

I like both butt...visually i like perky happy titties even if small as long as ass is bangin. If that makes sense. Butt then i see a prime pair of D cups and drool. Lol! Curvy overall is my pick

Chad P's picture

Same here. I used to be all about the tits but I find myself extremely turned off by flat asses. I love both both but I’ll take small tits over no ass without a doubt.

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Jockstrap's picture

Bingo! Yesss!

PrimoPantani's picture

I think you and I are pretty similar then. I just prefer slim, athletic cardio bunny types and they tend to be smaller in the chest for some reason.

Brolly6898's picture

All my exes had big tits no ass slept with a blonde with an ass and never looked back.
I also asked my dad tits or ass
ASS all the way with a thong that brings out those ass cheeks

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