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jgiss4253's picture

I out kicked my coverage with her, I’ll admit it. After two kids she still looks like she did at 19.

UncleYoked's picture

2 kids! That is amazing, kudos to her for taking care of herself and having amazing genetics

jgiss4253's picture

The women in her family age like fine wine. Her mom is a smoke show at 64! Looks like she’s 40 lol.

Chad P's picture

The fact she doesn’t care you post these pics makes her even hotter! You’re a lucky fella bro

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bigrick2017's picture

Me like

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press1's picture

Perfection mate!!

Jockstrap's picture

Beauty!!

Growtherino's picture

Hey bro, is your wife single?

jgiss4253's picture

She’s pretty expensive. She may end up single if she keeps remodeling our house.

Jockstrap's picture

Haaaa

jgiss4253's picture

She’s on a farmhouse kick now. Kitchen, master bedroom, she can’t sit still. Then my weekends are spent building shit

Jockstrap's picture

My lady loves that too! That fixer show ftom texas has her wanting the slider doors etc

jgiss4253's picture

Man we have multiple sets of the slider/barn doors. I will admit, it does look nice lmao.

Mac12769's picture

Feel ya, literally have the farm....

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jgiss4253's picture

If she liked to get dirty I’m sure we would have a farm. I’m good with our two acres, that’s enough.

Mac12769's picture

Oh she gets out there and gets dirty……then I get the before/after shower pics while at work. Makes for a long shift.

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PIN_CUSHION's picture

The shit we do.

jgiss4253's picture

Pussy. Can’t live with it, can’t live without it.

press1's picture

Its a Manipulative Box of EVIL!!! Lmao The Root cause of soooo many problems ....

Sithx66's picture

Lmao! And people til this day still believe money is the root of all evil

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press1's picture

If you have a good head on your shoulders then money can bring a lot of good into your life and other peoples.

bigrick2017's picture

I learned along time ago what's true evil is women can think of things to hurt a man that we can't think up

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press1's picture

Snakes with Tits mate ....

The Truly scary thing is when a girlfriend or wife turns into an Evil nasty bitch at the end of the relationship, then you think to yourself man I slept next to that in the same bed for the best part of 3 years never knowing what truly lurked beneath - Frightening.

bigrick2017's picture

It's ungodly the woman I thought I wanted to spend my life with it really is a scary thought but I'll never put all my trust in another human being ever again

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press1's picture

Its funny bro as living the last 11 years in complete sobriety has made me realise certain things that are worth remembering:

  1. If you want to keep something secret - never tell a single person.
  2. If you have people around you that gossip continually about others, then beware that they will be doing the same about you behind your back.
  3. Once a Cheat - ALWAYS a cheat.
bigrick2017's picture

Congratulations on the sobriety I have been in recovery for 8 years but fell off the wagon a couple times but I got right back at sobriety and I love being in recovery! In fact my screen name Bigrick2017 2017 is the year I finally threw in the towel

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press1's picture

Well done mate!! One of the good things I guess you could say about alcohol is it numbs you to how horrible some people are, you are more accepting of how they act and don't really care about it Lol As long as its just a slip up involving a few drinks it doesn't really matter - it matters when that slip up turns into a whole day of drinking again, then you really are screwed because you end up right back in the depths of addiction.

bigrick2017's picture

Doesn't take long you really just pick up where you left off

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jgiss4253's picture

Was going to post a pic of wifey but for some reason none of my pics will load to the site. Not sure what’s up

PIN_CUSHION's picture

The internet can’t handle it. I’ve found that if you’re not replying to someone you have to make a text comment as well in order to post a pic.

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