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READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

Izzy75's picture

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky...(but I did put a cigar up her pussy.) - B.C.

Milfpounder's picture

I remember seeing that when I was a kid and being like, shit man, grown ups are up to some wild shenanigans.

Izzy75's picture

See and now you're a Milfpounder

Milfpounder's picture

Hahaha true story man.

Milfpounder's picture

Hahahahaha good old bill Clinton.

Tat2man's picture

lol bud

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Tat2man's picture

Me too man….. me too.

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Milfpounder's picture

AHAHAHA everyone just taking turns. "Nope... Mine didn't reach either."

Tat2man's picture

lol dude.

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Tat2man's picture

She’s probably 4’11”

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Izzy75's picture

Nope. She's going to eat my steaks.

Tat2man's picture

Hahaha dude. That chick would manhandle you.

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Izzy75's picture

No doubt about it. If she sits on your face there's no chance of getting out. You're done. Just hope she doesn't let one go in your last seconds of life. That would just be cruel.

Tat2man's picture

Hahahahaha

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Jockstrap's picture

Yup

Izzy75's picture

That's a beautiful thing

Milfpounder's picture

That Elizabeth Hurley? Hott AF

Draino's picture

Any word on restock for Test E and Primo? @UncleYoked

Jockstrap's picture

I need primo too

Draino's picture

He replied to me saying they have it in but it still says out of stock on the site.

TestEcles's picture

Great sauce ! My wife loves the lady var candies.

Tat2man's picture

Nice haul dude

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RobertPiana221's picture

Any sides for the wife? When do you "feel" a pill on her? Im trying to convince my fit wife to do 3 days of 5mg so she let's me fuck her in the ass, is this genuinely worth trying? Or will she want to fuck my ass (im okay with this just curious on if you observe female sexual aggression)

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Jockstrap's picture

Pt141

Tat2man's picture

If your wife isn’t interested in anal or if she hasn’t even let you play with her ass a little, like toys etc. There’s no amount of Anavar that’s gonna make her want to be an anal slut for you dude.

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RobertPiana221's picture

We do plenty of light but there's a want to want, but not a desire. Idk bro I don't get women either LOL

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Tat2man's picture

Are you saying you ok with her fucking your ass? WTF????
LMMFAO!

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randomdude's picture

It’s 2025 man. Pegging is mainstream. Just ask my mom.

Izzy75's picture

Dammit, she said she wouldn't say anything!

Legion of Doom's picture

Fuck that shit man,pussy is all u need feels better than any bitches asshole but hey Man U do u.

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