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Izzy75's picture

Faking a headache like they do would be hilarious in a case like that.

Tat2man's picture

lol dude. Your whole comment is hilarious.

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Tat2man's picture

Brown gravy status tongue punchers lol.

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Izzy75's picture

I guess you prefer white hot gravy and that's ok! Who am I to judge. Lmfao.

Tat2man's picture

Nah, I don’t like any kind of gravy actually. I’ll fuck my wife’s ass anytime I want, but licking it is a fuckin no go.

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sandman3698's picture

I'm going to ASSume that tat2man is in the minority here.... butt to each their own... he'll just have to not know what he's missing.

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Tat2man's picture

Hahaha dude, I’m not missing a damn thing.

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sandman3698's picture

Can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it eat ass... hey whatever, it's your life, mess it up however you want to.

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TestEcles's picture

I eat my wife’s ass every chance I get especially after leg day --

Tat2man's picture

LMAO dude. I’d fuck all her holes, but I don’t lick ass!

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Milfpounder's picture

I don't eat ass either dude that's fuckin disgusting. Ill get down on some box but south of that is a no go.

Izzy75's picture

Learn much you need my Padawan.

Tat2man's picture

lol bud.

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Tat2man's picture

Sunday Funday!!!

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TestEcles's picture

Love me some thick thighs and ass but she kinda looking like a Kia hamster tbh

Tat2man's picture

lol dude

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Tat2man's picture

lol dude, that girl would probably ragdoll you and toss you around.

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sandman3698's picture

I'd clog her toilet

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Tat2man's picture

Hahaha bud.

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Milfpounder's picture

Haha

Tat2man's picture

lol

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Milfpounder's picture

Lol I don't think that's real. All the proportions seem off.

Tat2man's picture

I have no clue dude. I’ve seen plenty of chicks with thick ass lower halves and smaller upper halves and smaller tits. But I haven’t started a full scale investigation of the pic lol.

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randomdude's picture

Not sure my dick would make it past her ass cheeks but god damn I’d try my best.

Tat2man's picture

lol some of these dudes act like they’ve never been with a thick chick. Their wives are probably butterball’s. Or their single and spank their tiny dicks to PornHub cause they spend too much on gear lol.

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Izzy75's picture

I did a few fat girls when I was young. They were fun. First, they like to suck dick like a newborn calf like to suck on an udder and second, they don't usually say NO when you ask for ass. Fun times.

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