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Izzy75's picture

I say shower then let it rest for 3 hours. Sweet and tender!

sandman3698's picture

Well I'm married so I'll go for it Either way. If it was random girl then I'd have to scope it out first, maybe spit on it and wipe with my thumb..... I feel like there would be some stipulations.

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TheIcon's picture

You got me there. I need it ot be clean. Atleast rub some lotion around it to trick me. But I don't want any post gym asshole.

TheIcon's picture

You win that one. Even Icon has a line to draw in the sand lol

sandman3698's picture

Yeah your farther than I am.

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Izzy75's picture

He and @TheIcon are fighting for the first place in the freak race.

press1's picture

You are one Sick puppy .....

Tat2man's picture

He’s a sick fucker.

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TheIcon's picture

Halloween wife and I used Kit Kat bars. Although she prefered the white chocolate so it didn't look like a dookie. Either way didn't bother me. So now we keep those little individual small kit kats in the night stand.

Also stuck a glow stick in my ass. Just cause I could and it was halloween.

Izzy75's picture

I don't judge you gapez! You are true to your pickled meat diet.

Tat2man's picture

Dude I’m far from vanilla. This isn’t the place to discuss my sex life. You on the other hand are over the top disgusting. I doubt very seriously you do any of the shit you say. You come in here to try to shock us with your nasty ass shit.

If you do then hey that’s a you thing.

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Asa's picture

We need to settle this ass eating comp. Let the games begin

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Izzy75's picture

I thought this was over! LOL

Asa's picture

Only 1 way to keep it going Lol

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Ajfargas19's picture

so u would rather a homeless girl straight off the street chillin on the jack in tho box curb with a sign asking for cash...than a freshly showered one? the homeless girl im sure would taste like pure ass. lol

Bobangomango's picture

Jesus christ brother

TestEcles's picture

Nothing better than eating ass after leg day

Asa's picture

Lol
Every time I cum to this site, I leave laughing. With cum in my hand

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Izzy75's picture

Lmfao!

Tat2man's picture

Hahahahahaha

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randomdude's picture

That Tren ace is really doing a number on you.

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Asa's picture

You are probably right. 69 to be exact

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press1's picture

I Beleive in God, I also think you have to continually work on yourself to become a better person and strive to help others before you will recieve any of his help though. Its a 2 way system.

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