1. a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, or exaggerated self-importance, typically brought on by placing an order for gear and not receiving that gear within an unreasonable or unrealistic amount of time.
2. It may be an aspect of a deeper personality disorder, , or of a serious condition such as gearzophrenia in which the person loses all touch with reality.
Example: I ordered my gear today… Why didn’t it arrive yesterday..?!?