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I'm not really in the habit of posting gear pics. However, The guys from USGEAR asked for an upload in exchange for $25 off next order. I'm a cheap piece of shit so I did it. Only problem...when he asked me to upload the order I had gotten rid of most of it already. So I listed what was in the order on the picture and uploaded a shot of everything I had left.

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UncleYoked's picture

oo, is that a glowy sticker, you cheap piece of trash?

Glitch's picture

It's piece of "shit"

Not piece of "trash"

That's offensive.

And yes . It's a glowy sticker. Of course it is. That's the only kind of sticker a real man puts on his gear pics from USGEAR specifically. I should have used a pink sparkly glow sticker...I could have ya know? If I wanted to. But I didn't want to do I didn't....ya prick.

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76's picture

Snapchat font. You're basically a graphic designer in my book.

UncleYoked's picture

I've down voted myself for the incredulous gaffe

76's picture

Lmfao good enough!

Glitch's picture

I mean... Would have been better with the whole order together.... But .... Well... It was dispersed swiftly and before you asked for a picture. If you notice I've already popped the top on one of the test C.... 2 cc of that shit... Right out of the box...

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76's picture

At least you didn't message me saying you were missing something but conveniently didn't get a picture..

Glitch's picture

I bet you could write a book on dumb excuses that you've received. You ever get the pitty party guys? Like give you some sob story and fishing for free gear? You know man that might actually be an entertaining forum for all sources to post. The wildest stories of customers seeking free gear. Order excuses and things of that nature.

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76's picture

There's guys once or twice a month that email me (and everyone else) a one page size 8 font single spaced BOOK of a sob story.
I lost my house, I'm a veteran (hate vets) and my wife is on chemo, I just need one cycle for free and I'll pay you back on the eleventeenth of juvember, 2021.
I'll review and suck your nuts.

Fact.

WLawson82's picture

Anyone ever try to swap you their mommas VCR?
Lol

WLawson82's picture

LMAO!!

Glitch's picture

I think a cycle is the last thing they need to be worried about. I can't imagine being THAT much of a shit bag.

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Mac12769's picture

That would be great lol. I've only been on here a short while officially, bought $$$ in gear from various sources over last year, and only NOW joined a Promo for a little free stuff to go with my next cycle. With that said, I've never seen such a group of "moochers" go to the lengths of deception here for $100 bucks or so in free shit. Its sad, pathetic, and sometimes amusing, so I'd love to hear some stories. I don't know which is funnier, the whining, the bitching, or the getting busted....

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