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+ 1 Domesticroids’ Spectrum Mast P wakes me as she sits softly; dawn’s light, bottled and promo’d

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I never sleep alone knowing Spectrum Mast P is there to greet me with her amber eyes as the great dawn breaks. Her younger, hotter crazy sister Tren never lets me sleep at all. Good thing there’s room for both in my bed;) Promotional campaign there for Domesticroids!

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So I’d edit this but can’t. I’ll just say great brand and I appreciated the gift. Now let’s start sucking.

DomRoids's picture

Thanks for posting it

j1980's picture

You shouldn't talk with a mouthful. It's rude. Make sure to gargle before you swallow.

herktime's picture

Oh, I see. A gay joke. Gargle, ha! Wow, how late you stay up writing that one? Why? Because I appreciate masteron? Fine. I’ll gargle it after I use it to be polite like you if you care so much. Problem is I pin this in my butt, so it’s I don’t know what butt gargling charm school you went to, but you’re the expert in manners. and man. and men. At least you know what you want in life: a man who can also gargle with his ass full.;)
For me, too thick and I’d be more concerned that your load is watery enough to be gargled. Are you sure they’re not gagging? I just give ‘em a zinc shot and let them be.

Here, I’d rather just use the steroid and stick to comments to help learn what’s out there to benefit us all. I’d try to be funny, more, but it sounds like you got the insanely boring, unoriginal gay jokes mastered, so I’ll leave you to that. ;)

herktime's picture

So, let’s see - the post was obviously meant to be excessive slobbering, but truthfully I don’t think it reads that funny. You can make jokes but four of the same comments from four dudes getting in on the action together...seems kinda like a few buddies all turning “fanboy” for each other. Enjoy this bukakke party, I’ve got to go cash my SSDI check and return to my wonderful life at home - it even has a bookshelf with enriching facts and fictions to expand your wit and original thinking. Start with “how to read” then read your first book after you get the hang of it. Don’t worry, we all go through that stage. You’ll grow out of it. One day.

Halsey's picture

Oh dear lord! Fanboys gonna fan

Halsey's picture

We know you were being silly, most of these comments were us being silly back!

herktime's picture

I’m sorry! I was extremely unaware of that. But I’m suspicious and paranoid lately, sorry for the intensity! And

herktime's picture

Remarkable insight.

herktime's picture

That one was funny.