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I have been on TRT for a while. Will Anavar, EQ and other steroids show up on a steroid test or will it just look like test levels are elevated? I have a prescription for the Test

Greg's picture

What did it start out as?

JingleJangle's picture

I’m not trolling. My question is will they be able to tell I’m taking other kinds of steroids that I don’t have a prescription for. Or will they say really high levels of testosterone in the test and then I produce my prescription and everything’s cool

The Impastable's picture

If you’re being tested by a doctor, then it’s a surefire way to get your script taken away.

If you’re being tested by an employer, it’s a great way to get shitcanned. If you think you can outsmart them by waving a script in their face, think again. People administering drug tests get paid to analyze results, you having a script for it and still being 2-3x the range isn’t going to go unnoticed. If you think you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re gonna have a bad time.

vhman's picture

You stated you were taking a “steroid test”. Is that the case or are you just taking a blood test to check your testosterone levels? Big difference.

herpjunkie111's picture

He's talking about a drug test specifically for steroids. Took me a while to figure it out, but his employer has apparently threatened to test him for roids for whatever reason. Either that or he's trolling, not sure....

KMC's picture

A steroid test would test for steroids, so yes they will show up.

A testosterone test, would test for testosterone.

Now ring your bell and go away.

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JingleJangle's picture

Thanks for the help jack asses

IrishMack's picture

But seriously, there is no way people can be this fkn stupid. I take test as a dr script, im going to be tested for steroids aka test, will steroids show up in the test?

Are you fucking kidding me?

No wonder the trolls here stick around, they are fed so well.

The Impastable's picture

You’re wrong. People can be this fucking stupid, and they actually can be surprisingly fucking stupider than your original assumption.

He’s on TRT and can’t fgure out if they’ll test him for T levels... like what the fuck else could they test him for? Whether or not he can blow bubbles out of his ass?

It’s like I always say. Just when you think you’ve seen the bar set low enough for stupidity, someone comes in and does the limbo just a little fucking better.

The Impastable's picture

I’ll raise you another 5 saying he’s underaged, but he’s tunneling deeper and deeper.

KMC's picture

Stupidity,....... The new standard.

Years ago on EROIDS , "A sudden gust of stupid"《Greg》.

Well it's been more like a hurricane here lately.

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The Impastable's picture

Seems like it. We’ve got the El Niño of stupid just in time for summer ffs.

IrishMack's picture

I almost snapped my neck from shaking my head.

herpjunkie111's picture

Lol. You have to have thick skin and a sense of humor to make it here, specially if you're prone to asking questions a little personal research would easily answer, so don't be so butthurt about it. Hang in there bro.

JingleJangle's picture

I’ve googled it a bunch but can’t get a clear answer. Seems like most Steroid tests just test for elevated test levels. Just want to be sure.

herpjunkie111's picture

Both eq and anavar suppress natural test levels, that's why you don't run them standalone, you run with a test base. So the answer to that is no, shouldn't cause elevated test levels. The equipoise may very well cause your estrogen to increase dramatically, so if your endo sees that, not knowing your secretly running EQ, he might want to lower your TRT dose, which you probably don't want.

As far as anavar and estro, var doesn't aromatize, so safe on the estro. Shouldn't mess with your liver panels too much either I wouldn't think.

My knowledge is pretty limited compared to many folks here, so even though I said that you still need to research before pulling the trigger in any of that.

Eq is also notorious for increasing BP, something your doc will look at and may cause him to want to drop your dose if you go in there bp sky high....

JingleJangle's picture

I ask because I am on TRT but take more than the dose in between doc visits. I am taking EQ and Anavar right now too. My work said something to me about a possible steroid test. I have a script for testosterone and did not know if the steroid test would show EQ and Anavar too or just high test

herpjunkie111's picture

Sorry, I misunderstood, I thought you were worried about your endo bloods.

In that case you are totally fucked Brocephus. Might want to polish up the old resume.....

JingleJangle's picture

Then thank goodness for prohormones. Maybe that will explain it away

herpjunkie111's picture

Doubtful. Ever hear of gas chromatograph testing? It can identify everything on the molecular level. Boldenone will show up as boldenone, var as var. Hell, it can identify the esters attached.

I used to have to administer some of my employees drug tests. One woyld pop for opiates in general and try to claim old prescription pain pills leftover in the medicine cabinet taken for a sore back or whatever, but gas chromatograph test would identify if it was really hydrocone, oxy, cocaine, heroin, etc. Exactly what it was no question.

herpjunkie111's picture

Try the search function within this site. Hit the pull down arrow top right and tap the magnifying glass. If that doesn't work let me know and I'll help you out.

JingleJangle's picture

I still can’t find a clear answer to the question. Your knowledge would be appreciated

JingleJangle's picture

I know the test will show up but will the Anavar show up as something altogether different or will it just look like testosterone is high?

JingleJangle's picture

You guys confuse me for sure. So am I good if I have th Testosterone prescription ?

Bill G's picture

Your fucked dude! They gonna find out you been poking yourself in the butt. No homo!

herpjunkie111's picture

I know it's homo if you let another dude poke your butt, but if a fella pokes his own butt isn't that kinda in that grey area between homo and no homo? Asking for the OP, not me.... no homo.

The Impastable's picture

Depends what he’s poking with. A cucumber would definitely get flagged for homo, but suppositories are no homo... unless you moan. Then you’re full homo.

herpjunkie111's picture

I'm glad the rules have finally been laid out, lmao.

Bill G's picture

Good so im safe then.
But 20 dollars is 20 dollars

Drock_357's picture

Um.....think about that for a min.......

herpjunkie111's picture

But it's SOOOOO much easier if you just give him the answer he seeks bro..... lol

Drock_357's picture

Ikr..... the sheer stupidity of this made me laugh

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