posted Tue, 05/09/2017 - 16:47
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Steroids and drug screens for probation departments...
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So I'm new to the group and I have a really important question that I just can't seem to find any strait answers for... sorry if this is a dumb question but it's kinda important that I find out the correct answers.. do steroids show up in a urine screen that probation departments give? I have a copy of one of my test/results so I can post it so you guys can see what they're testing for when it goes to the lab, if that would help in people giving me a better or more accurate answer! Please let me know any advice is highly appreciated!!!
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Rosser01Not unless the specifically test for it..!!!
NO !!!!!!! they dont test for aas. , not in thefe regular screening. I KNOW I PISSED IN A CUP FOR 25 YEARS ... even when they susspected if me being on they never busted my balls. ...just jokingly. , why. ??? because i totaly turned my life around. and state parol here , have bigger shit to worry about than a person , doi g the right thing. and roids. ...
but. they can test. ,,
I was reading below about your job i use to work in the same conditions and 4000 cals will still laugh at you sometimes. I reccomend checking out Makwa's hard gainer bible
He is a member here
Thanks for the info man, I'll check it out
We could give you the moon and stars and that still wont make you an astronaut....all you'd be is a space cadet....lol!!
GET OFF PROBATION, BRO!! Show up, pay any fees you owe and get off their radar!! Quit taking chances and being risky...GO AGAINST THE GRAIN AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS...be safe...
Post up your lifting regimens and ALL THE FOOD you eat on a daily basis....FOOD & GYM get you big....NOT TWO HANDFULS AND A DRAWER OF STEROIDS...lol
Welcome to Eroids...glad you're here...
The surest best way to not get tested is to not break the law and get tested.
I hope they do test you and that you do get caught for steroids.
Because you are a 160 pound twig with no right touching aas.
Hope this helps.
From-
Twig commander.
The pot is black with this one young jedi. Lol
Lmao
Hahahaha flash is always so brutal!! I love it straight to the point as always.
You might consider waiting till you're clear of that.
Oh,.......... you're looking to extend your legal intanglments.
He's a planner.
Those tests are expensive and they pay for a lot of people to get pissed tested they won't go out of there way unless they suspect it they will probably do the plain Jane test like when you get a new job the cheapest they can get and to ease your mind my work piss tests me quite a bit and I've been on test tren aromasin caber proviron sometimes had to throw in some nolvadex and I still work there so they didn't test for it. They just look for actual street drugs but if your worried then just wait till your off probation train hard and eat hard till then
That's pretty standard, for sure.
Unless they specifically are looking for it, no. They are after coke, heroin, and weed. You will be warned if they have to do one especially if you are on supervised. If its unsupervised you should be fine.
I believe most counties do not test for them; however, that is not to say some do not. To be clear, there are a number of variables you must take into consideration:
1) Were you or have you ever been popped for juice?
2) Do they have reason to believe you are suspected of juicing?
Those are a few examples of why they may, but, regardless, they can test you indiscriminately without cause. Most probation officers only test for the usual stuff: Marijuana, Methamphetamine, Cocaine, Opioids, MDMA, etc. While the coin toss lies heavily in your favor, you cannot rule out chance.
All that being said, I personally wouldn't sweat it.
You're exactly right as long as po doesn't have a reason to test for gear it won't happen. Where im at they drop a couple of random sticks to test none are hormone related. Watch out using ephedrine or other compounds that aren't hormones those stick tests are notorious for false positives
Thanks for the quick reply christophany! I have never been in trouble for juice or suspected of juicing. I literally have to call in each day to see if I have to take a random urine screen... so it's kinda scary so I'd like to get as much input on this as possible... the only thing I planned on taking for a cycle would be test eq and Dbol and was thinking about adding some tren or decca but not sure what to do... I've heard stuff like Clen can show a false positive for like speed basically or amohetamines so I wasn't sure if any test or Dbol or decca could do the same or not?
I wouldn't worry about juice giving a false positive. Clenbuterol, on the other hand, is a diuretic and can show false positives for a couple of drugs. I personally don't think you have anything to worry about as long as you stay away from the diuretics . . . That's just my opinion.
What measurement is your weight in?
I weigh 160-165 pounds and I'm 5'9" and have always been kinda athletic built but cut up.. I'm trying just put some lean hard muscle on and have the nice vascular look but I guess that's damn near what a lot of people want isn't it..?.. I was really worried about the Dbol and wasn't sure if I should take it or not...???...
Jesus, dude... you should be eating a lot of food not thinking a out dbol, test, tren, etc.
Yes I understand that and I am working on that also, I'm a brick later and i work 10 hour days out in the sun/heat and it just seems like weights hard for me to put on. I am definitely working on the diet and the only thing I was planning on running for the time being was test at a small dose like 200mg to 300mg per week.. then some time down the line adding some Dbol was really all I want to cycle for a while to see how it works out for me. I've ran test cyp with a Dbol oral before probably about 2 years ago and some one told me I should try this tren product out, it was a tren blend/mix and I tried it out a couple times but every time I pinned I got that awful cough and it was awful I mean the only thing I can really think to compare it to would be like choking from pepper spray or something it sucked and after that I decided not to try the tren anymore... so yeah now I'm trying to do a little more extensive research on things before I just try something out... I just don't know a lot and don't really have many people around my area to get any help or input from so that's why I'm asking and trying to learn more now. I appreciate you guys taking the time to reply and answer my questions! Even tho I feel like an idiot asking some if the stuff but I want to learn more about what I put in my body!
The only thing you need to be putting in your body is a shit ton of food for a LONG time....just because you work construction for 10 hrs a day is just another factor you need to consider when figuring out your nutrition....start by figuring out Exactly what your nutritional intake is, track ,log, everything you eat, everyday.....myfitnesspal is a fine app to use.....until you can stack on weight natty, stay the hell away from the gear, ...it's just a waste of time, money,
There are more than enough threads on weight gaining, nutrition, here....So do some homework....
Feel free to pm me if needed, I'll get you headn in the right direction
A lot of people think about the drugs before food. Too many Rich Piana's and Bostin Llyod's on YouTube nowadays giving bad advice.
Right I understand that completely and honestly that's why I'm here and wanting to learn more about my options and about my dieting and training and my supplements and everything man, I really appreciate any advice that you're throwing my way cause I don't want to learn the wrong ways. I want to learn the right ways and make sure I have the correct PCT planned out for myself also!!! Thanks again man
Like Shiva said, you should invest your focus on food, food, and more food.
Check out the TDEE calculator: https://tdeecalculator.net/
I didn't realize your stats . . . My mistake. Personally, I would focus more on your diet, and forget about the gear for the time being. Also, Dbol is a terrible idea for your first cycle.