posted Wed, 04/03/2024 - 21:14
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Hey guys, so I’ve been taking Deca with Mast E and Test C for about 2 months now. I’m on probation and there are randoms. Saliva test. Do you think they test for anything like this, nor just narcotics? If anyone who’s been on probation while running cycle please let me know.
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So your other post says you are prescribed testosterone so the answer is even simpler, just show your PO the prescription. Badda Bing Badda Bang!
Nope. Even parole doesn’t test for it
From what I have heard it depends on what crime you were sentenced for, if they founds steroids or did you for distribution its my understanding they do test for AAS.
DUI I ALSO HAD WEED
Bro you won't even have a probation officer. Obey all laws and you get an extra 30 days if you violate. Misdemeanors right?
Alcohol really is thr devil. I've never blackout and killed anybody on weed. I can't remember if I did on Alcohol
You don’t know that, I’ve seen people agree to crazy probation for very simple charges and end up doing two years in jail cus they’d agreed to so much probation and violated over and over and got fucked
You been goin in peoples gardens pullin out the weeds?
Should give him my address
Oh your screwed! They are going to throw away the key. Just kidding. Not even a 12 panel will show. Though if they send it to the lab your creatinine will flag. I had DCF years ago call me and tell me my drug test came back negative but my creatinine levels were extremely high. "Are you taking steroids?" "No thats the creatine im taking" lol i showed her my creatine and she believed me. But surprised she was smart enough to even suspect steroids
I'm surprised she was smart enough to suspect steroids too because she bought the whole creatine thing being the culprit for your elevated creatinine levels. Not even close to the same thing; or correlated. She clearly didn't even look into it. Played out in your favor though. hahaha
Bluffed me but i didn't fall for it.
So can I still take my current cycle?
You're good bro even if they run labs on you. Elevated creatinine is an indicator of kidney dysfunction. It can be elevated as a result of stones, a UTI, or simple dehydration. Although AAS can potentially raise creatinine serum levels, I've never had mine out of range in any lab test on/off cycle. Hepatotoxic compounds can raise your liver enzymes though. However, they wouldn't know the cause. Either way they're not going to test you for steroids bro. If they're not actually testing for the PEDs themselves, labs alone aren't enough to get you in trouble unless you throw yourself under the bus. Again, they'd have to actually test for PEDs, and those tests usually aren't cheap. They're testing you for narcotics and booze, that's it.
I would. She just got lucky and your probation officer is not going to order a $485 test on county dime.
No they don’t test for it, if you told them, then they might be able to violate you for it or test you for it because you told them but other than that they’ll never test for it or know unless you say something or they find it in your pocket or something
Can I still continue my cycle as current? Also it won’t come up in piss or saliva?
Nah your good I don’t even think they have the ability to even test for it. And most probation does a quick cup which is just the most common 6-10 street/prescription drugs
No bro, often times they're not even going to send your shit off to a lab. Depending on your probation departments budget and protocols, they may just run a rapid 12 panel test (you can search what those test for if you don't know). If that's clean, that's usually the end of it. Those oral swabs are a joke. Everywhere is different, but I got a DUI in my early 20s with weed in the glove-box. Never met my probation officer, nor did I have one drug test. If you're of drinking age and it's your first offense, I'd be surprised if you even get tested. Use it as a life lesson and learn from it. Your good though bro. They aren't going to test you for AAS anyway. Just don't out yourself!
No. My brother was on probation with the same charges. You don’t have an alcohol tether correct?
Correct I don’t
Ok cool, I was just gonna say, those might get a positive reading if you are swabbing your skin with rubbing alcohol
Ya your good. It would probably cost them a fortune to test for it so they’ll only test if you told them your on it or if you gained 80 pounds of muscle in two weeks
Nah - Its a Green Mile situation Bro, Dry sponge on the head and Electric chair for you mate!!!
100% accurate. Do not mention it and you are good to go.