Oh yeah and if its allowed where would i get some test

Hey I'm brand new my friend was a pro lifter and wants to get me testosterone for basic all over improvements in myself , this is not going to be %100 my life but i do wanna improve myself all over as I'm getting a little tired of the chicks throwing themselves at his feet without even trying ! Is testosterone allowed and aceptable I dont wanna get all complicated with tons of names of different products and stuff i think basic testy would be fine for me

Pick a goal and stick to it. Dont flip/flop wasting time.

I wish I knew how much my balls would shrink because I liked my balls. However, the confidence gained trumps my little balls

I would have done bloods before losing my natty card. I would have done blast and cruise instead of coming all the way off. My wife injected my butt for the first time. She got to take my natty card from me. I wouldn’t change that. I got to take her natty card also. Sounds romantic if your estrogen is high enough.

Also I would have experimented with higher doses first just to find my threshold earlier on. Test only of course.

You will try tren. Say you won’t and you fuckin will try tren. Told myself I won’t try tren. I bullshitted myself. Got on a promo and looked through the catalog. Ran by the word
T R E N B O L O N E and something tucked deep inside the back of my brain saw Zorro post about his tren experience and how great it was with not too crazy sides. Figured why not, it’s free. It was not free. I PAID DEARLY. I was a sweaty mess. I wanted to put my fighting skills to the test just from someone glancing my way. My wife hated me. Coworkers were shocked at how snappy I get because I’m usually cool and try my best to avoid fights. I looked great but felt like shit. I got bottles waiting for me to open them up and I can say I’m not excited to jump back into that unknown abyss.

1: Sleep
2: Eat
3: Lift

If you do those 3 things, consistently and prioritized in that order, you will grow big.

1) Less is More
2) Food is probably the most important aspect on/off cycle
3) Without sleep, you are not gonna grow

My first cycle was in my early 30s. I was in my prime and a platoon sergeant for a reconnaissance platoon. I was waking up at 5 am to do military PT, then working all day, then hitting gym after work, then hanging with a motorcycle club drinking and chasing pussy until dawn, then repeat... all while running 20 week cycles of Test/Tren/Mast/Var... yea that was retarded.

First pin was in quad from a buddy who introduced me to gear... Sustanon.. man I made amazing gains off that first cycle. I pinned my self in the ass after that.

Mentally be patient and that they aren’t life changing. Most of the oils take a few weeks to work. AAS will increase your progress for whatever you’re doing, but if you still have shitty habits the results will be underwhelming.

NEVER stay on Trenbolone past 10 to 12 weeks no matter how great or well it works. Give your body a rest and let organs and bloodwork recover from it otherwise continually running it will have permanent consequences.

Do not be fooled into thinking that all of the Big, Strong guys you see lifting enormous weights and are the size of houses only got there by running Mega dosages - they were most likely this way BEFORE running steroids but the gear just added to how impressive they already were. A lot will only run things like 500mg Test and 400 Deca plus an oral - Not all are running 2 grams Test and 1.5 g Tren.

If you are going to run Toxic Steroids then get 3 supplements that will help your Liver and kidneys and take these meticulously every single day.

95% of people will need to take some kind of Blood Pressure medication to stay under 125/85 whilst on cycle, make sure you get some tablets in with your steroid order as this will make training much easier when your BP is lower. BP tablets are not for Overweight Old men - they are VITAL for AAS cycles.

Pinned me own arse the first time. Was never really an issue. Wish I would have known more about the beauty of NPP and Mast earlier on. However, that was 17 years ago and I've learned a lot.
Pinned my cousins ass his first time in my bathroom and had to pull it out and catch him because he passed out lol. Pinning isn't for everyone haha!

I think the most important thing is to take the vanity out all these different drugs. Really your training intensity and diet need to be there first. I struggled with eating enough consistently for sure and probably could have just rode out on test for a while longer. Don't get ahead of yourself.