So my job consists of really long hours. I'm talking 24 to 32 hr shifts. Actaully working on a 48 right now... Anyway I left work his morning to go to the drs office to get an x Ray on my ankle. I messed it up real good the other night in mma. I've been healing so fast I've just been able to go full boar in all my mma and weight workouts. Well I didn't even notice I had messed my ankle up til later that night and it's only been getting worse so I figured I'd get checked out this morning. Well for some reason no sleep mixed with some test had got me all hot and bothered. Kind of like that strung out feeling ya know what I'm talking about. I'm on wk 4, oily skin and I feel good! So I've been walking around all morning with a semi. I get to the docs office and after sitting there for about a half hr I fall asleep. I don't know what I was dreaming about but i woke up with a full on rager in my blue jeans! I look down and it's not one i can just hide. I forgot to mention i was right in front of the elevator too so plenty of people walkin by the passed out dude with one shoe on and one shoe off (because my foot) sporting a full on boner! I tried thinking of Rosie odonnel to get it to go away before they called my name... Didn't work. I woulda gave it up to Rosie in that moment too. They called my name and I had to own it lol. I got up and had to walk by everyone. Felt like i was in middle school again! Then my shit luck of course the nurse was a guy! Sure... It couldn't of been a girl I had to show my Johnson through my jeans off to.