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What makes you roid rage?

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Just went into a shared public toilet in my work complex and caught a wiff of the rankest shit perfume ever FAAAARK!

So what triggers you off of late?

wolvesreign's picture

Fat fucks that think cuz their arms r big from being morbidly obese that they should show them off. No one wants to c ur undefined fat arm much like the rest of u.

roosterman44's picture

dude can accept my friend request so i can pm you

cdyrdes's picture

The tool whi walks in the gym with those big stupid ass sunglasses a snapback with sandals on and bathes himself in gallon of aqua di gio. Then do 1 weak ass set and pose for 20 mins! I hate when your gasping for air from killin it and get a lung full of cologne......roid rage

Champion Of The Mind's picture

When I take a poop and the water splashes up and hits me in the ass... serious rage

kodiakGRRL's picture

seriously.. how old are you?

Champion Of The Mind's picture

Just trying to make someone smile is all...

Champion Of The Mind's picture

I working out the physics behind it.. weight and length, divide by mass..multiply the two and... splash LMAO

kodiakGRRL's picture

I dont suppose I can fault you for that .. ;-)

Champion Of The Mind's picture

LOL thank you.. it's been a really hard week'

MONK's picture

Honestly I'd have to say myself. I have the long term memory that rivals a super computer, but teenage years spent smoking green and sniffing White have left me with the short term memory of a goldfish! (No idea of that's factual so we'll label it bro science for now lol)

Forget the keys (F#CK), go back for keys, "did I lock the back door?" (F#CK), check the door is locked, phone rings "your going to be late.." (F#CK) get to appointment "sorry sir the appointment was yesterday (F###CKK!!!!!) lol you get the picture :/

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indabasement's picture

Stupid bastards driving slow in the fast lane. Straight fuckery

Champion Of The Mind's picture

people deadlifting... when its my back day

Barabbas's picture

The fat guy at the gym trying to tell the new kid how to get ripped. BRO YOUR FAT! WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLY KNOW ABOUT GETTING SHREDDED! Then when I talk to the guy he says "I can bench 415 2x, thats how" Rage consumes me at that point.

cdyrdes's picture

Wal-Mart thats it just effin Wal-Mart!!!

LOKI 1's picture

I'll gladly spend a little more money at the smaller places just to avoid walmart!

Dickkhead's picture

When one of the safety pins in the power cage goes missing. It's leg day and I am sure as hell not going to use an open squat rack . . .

UgtaBkdNme's picture

No RR here, but fat personal trainers irritate me. My gym just hired a bunch of people who look like they have never worked out in their lives. It drives me nuts.

Champion Of The Mind's picture

Usually the fat ones don't last, how can you sell getting into shape when you're twice the person size you're talking too. I notice to when "PT's" start discussing steroids with clients they usually loses their clients respect... IMO It's a touchy subject and it has no business in commercial gyms...for numerous reasons..

UgtaBkdNme's picture

They make me nuts. I love my gym for its daycare but hate the lame PT's. There is only one in the place that looks fit.

UgtaBkdNme's picture

LOL I had one corner me the other day trying to convince me to let him train me for an hour for free. I told him the only thing I wanted to learn was the clean and jerk, he looked confused. I bet he googled it when he got home.

Champion Of The Mind's picture

I just whooped a trainers ass in the youfit parking lot... I got kicked out of youfit.. it was my night time gym and I hear this asshole is running his mouth about me, and I've been gone a month already.. needless to say, I rectified that fool. How can you be a personal train when you NEVER do legs? LOL your legs are half of your body...

warpAqualung's picture

Im a calm and quiet person, i rarely roid rage. I get more irritable with my gf on cycle, but in general i just "rage" in the same situations i would do without cycling.

Of the very few reasons to rage, bad drivers are the most common for me.

Pp2010's picture

Unorganized and unmotivated people...
Constantly waiting on my girlfriend...
The lack of maintenance on
the equipment at my gym...
My weekly grocery bill...

sic26's picture

Eating out lol no jokes, cabdrivers who can't drive, no sleep, not getting enough OT at the job, people & public anything ( transportation, parks depending on whose in it) I guess I like being alone now a days.

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BlackDoug's picture

I'm so tired of OT. We just can't find anyone that does what I do, or at least that is good at it. People in the highly skilled trades seem to be a dying breed. The good ones are already locked in somewhere else.

sic26's picture

You sound stressed about it lol. You get good pay though right?

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BlackDoug's picture

Yeah I get paid well. It's the only reason I'm still there. The owner has priced me out of going anywhere else. Every time I think about going some where else he throws more money at me. I think the bastard is psychic. Lol The hours are more stressful than the job itself. When I'm finished getting my kids through college I'm done. I plan on take a sabbatical for a few months, maybe a year. Then I will go from there and probably take something that pays less with steady predictable hours.

sic26's picture

Makes sense what you said about it
Being more of a hassle that's a great route to take not to mention you are gonna have enough saved to do what ever you want buy a boat and sail lol . I can't wait to get to that point in my life. making money now but not enough and I'm trying to go school to better myself not saying money is everything I love my family and I want my son to have all the things I did not its hard buy I rather do it so he don't have too. Sorry for long rant Smile

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Catalyst's picture

Not much, just other people Smile

Green Ranger's picture

People jumping into a bench or something at gym just long enough to f***k up my routine I rage inside! But what they see is just this blank stare

BlackDoug's picture

25 years of my wife telling me how to drive.... Lol

extremediezel's picture

fuck i couldn't stand 6 months of marriage.. lmfao i rather do time in jail then be married again!

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BlackDoug's picture

I'm a better person because of it but maybe it's not for everyone......

IrishMack's picture

X20 on that one!

PIN_CUSHION's picture

You mean it lasts that long! 6 years has been bad enough.

BlackDoug's picture

Bro she'll never stop complaining about your driving and you'll never stop getting pissed about it..... Lol I swear that's probably our biggest conflict. So if that's the worst thing about her (which for me it is) then she's a keeper. Just be glad when you eventually go deaf. I'm half way there...... Lol

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Huh? Lol

guitarplayer1's picture

Ppl with 3 yrs or under training with weights giving gear advice and also running anything more than test! Seems common lately.

Ppl who use my lawn as a trash dump

Slow cashiers at the grocery store

I could write a book on the stupid shit

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Champion Of The Mind's picture

I think the number one thing for me is driving.. i live in a highly populated city and half of these idiots can't drive...

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Leaving empty toilet paper rolls, WTF!! ARGHHH!

MedDx's picture

Right....

WINNING's picture

Traffic and stupid drivers on there phones, lazy people, just about all types of shit baggery, That takes place in my urban community. Oh selfish people too.

SexWeightsProteinShakes's picture

Stupid people...especially when i am driving