posted Fri, 07/15/2011 - 12:55
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traveling with Roids
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im planning a trip next week to east texas to see my parents and i got a gym there , ill be there for about three weeks , my package from uksupplier should be any day , First off am i fucked if i get busted with a vial, and second off whats the best way to travel with it. Im on a 7 hour trip texas is a mother fucker to travel
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I traveled across texas today with with the gear i needed taped in my protein and i had my needles tucked in a dallas cowboy sweatshirt saw a ton of state troopers but made it
Personally i would send what you need overnight courier to your parents place.
I know it costs,but why take unneccessary risks.
I travel to and from europe with my gear,but its legal where i go
DON'T:
*drive a Cadillac Escalade with 24" rims
*appear to be Mexican or black
*play your stereo loud
*drive too fast
*drive too slow
*have your car so loaded that it squats down in back
*flip the cops off
*wave at the cops (that will piss them off more than anything)
*take piss breaks on the side of the road
*be from Detroit
*start praying as soon as you're pulled over
*speak with a northen accent
*worry about it if your gear came from gearedfast...because pure grapeseed oil is legal in Texas.
DO:
*ride with someone who looks repsectable--take your grandmother along
*consent to a K-9 search--Texas dogs are almost as dumb as Texas cops
*place a George Bush bumper sticker on your car
*borrow a car-top sign from your local Dominoes Pizza guy
*offer an injection of premium Lixus Tren to the cop if he spots it. Tell him you can get more, and compliment him on his 12 inch biceps.
lol that is awesome , and i will be carrying lixus with me but not tren, i have been hearing geared was selling bunk gear lately
Went all out one time and tapped what i needed to the interior (bottom) of a protein jug full of protein (nesquick choco powder to save money)....I think I have said too much....
that crossed my mind cause i bring all my stuff with me , im not going to bring my needles i will have to find those at a feed store are see if i can get them at pharmacy
thats a great idea , except for the point that my parents are nosey as hell and would open it then , i would get a intervention like when i was on cocaine lol
but i could mail it to my grandparents house great idea
even easier bro. Just make sure all your vehicles paperwork is in order, don't speed too mich probably tough over 7 hours, don't be smokin blunts while driving and like I said just stick your gear in your shave kit with all your clothes and you'll be fine.
If you do end up getting pulled over just don't be a dick. A speeding ticket is better than taking a ride to the big house.
yeah your right , i dont smoke anymore been sober over 2 years from drugs, but yeah ill just put in my shaving kit , i need to go get a new driver license , there usually just alot of state troopers going on i-20 with el paso being so close
im going to be driving sorry should of clarified, i gave y'all the wrong interpretation
Ok first go to dollar tree and get yourself a bag of water balloons, then hit up walgreens for some assssstroglide. Joking!!!! Just throw it in with your shave kit and check it. Traveled many times with gear etc. They don't really give a shit about checked baggage especially domestic. Don't sweat it man!
Greg hit it right... check a bag, done it a few times
place it in a bag and check it in. I wouldn't risk trying to get it past carry-on security.
I wouldn't be too worried about it, unless you're gonna be traveling with dope as well. Just don't consent to any search if you get pulled over. Worst case, they call the K-9 and as far as I know K-9 units are trained to only sniff out narcotics.