i’m not talking about the nastiness of TROLLING competitors playing dirty, that’s all part of the game…

nor am I talking about the hit and run ego bruised banned member who lets out his frustration then either moves on or understands his role and becomes a born again eroids member…

i’m talking about the ones that just won’t let go….

what is it with these guys who just keep coming back to a site that has outwardly disowned them... defiance disorder? not enough hugs when they were young? maybe hugged a little “too much”?

i’ll tell you what it is… it is a virtual oedipus complex… the desire to return to the womb… these sad malcontents had no sense of connection to anyone or anything until their lives were given meaning by MOTHER EROIDS. and after being shunned and turned away as unwanted, incorrigible bastard children they still vie for Mothers attention. negative attention is better than no attention at all, right?

MONSTER the dumb – he isn’t even smart enough to create an alter go. blindly unaware that MOTHER does not love him. sometimes playing dumb thinking if he could slip into the Matrix unnoticed then he could reconnect to “who he is”… but the Matrix always notices “the glitch”

IRISH the angry – failed member, failed MOD, failed SRC… it has been several years but he just can’t let go of Mothers teat, suckling at air for Mother has no more nourishment for him. a more well adjusted human being would have simply moved on and found a place that would accept the likes of him (like the ghetto ass low rent eroids doppleganger or NAMBLA) but no, IRISH the angry has conjured some delusional SUPER VILLAIN alter ego and believes his diabolical plans will unravel all that is eroids because being the arch enemy of eroids is still a connection for him TO eroids and that connection to all he wants but can never have keeps him in an endless cycle

these are just a cpl of standout fan faves that have longed sooooo deeply to be apart of our collective greatness for YEARS but have failed to live up to our collective standards but nevertheless can’t quite let go…

It will be interesting to see who pops up first to troll bomb this post… will it be the borderline malcontents who are barely holding onto their membership here with their all to obvious, thinking they are slick, passive aggression? ( i’ll bet it will be impossible for you NOT to put in your .02 due to the obvious defiance disorder that brings all of you together like some weird knucklehead vortex) maybe each will feel indignant for even being held in the same breath as each other… maybe they will all come together and form their own legion of dumb…. Er, I mean doom… or maybe they will just go away and get a life for themselves (we could hope, right?) Stay tuned, this could be FUN!

Eroids membership is a privilege not a right