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The Eroider's Guide to the 12 Steps

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Hello, my name is GearofWar, and I'm an eroids addict. I try to work the steps everyday:

  1. We admitted we were powerless over steroids - that our lives had become unmanageable without them
  2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves, such as Tren, could restore us to sanity.
  3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Gear as we understood It
  4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and our commitment to getting nasty at the gym(and freaky in the bedroom too) and pushing ourselves to our personal limits daily.
  5. Admitted to the Gear, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs(like running Deca without a Test base)
  6. We're entirely ready to have Gear remove all these defects of character and physical weakness
  7. Humbly asked Gear to remove our shortcomings as they pertain to our physicality.
  8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, either from roid rage, or by making them feel inferior by being physiologically superior and became willing to make amends to them all.
  9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible by getting them off of their asses, on some fire gear, and back into the gym, except when to do so would injure them or others by way of overtraining.
  10. Continued to take personal inventory(of our gear stashes), and when we were wrong, promptly admitted it (i.e "You guys were right, I wasn't ready for Tren quite yet")
  11. Sought through research and science to improve our conscious contact with gear as we understood It, praying only for knowledge of the Gear's will for us and the power to carry that out.
  12. Having had a spiritual and physical awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to fellow juice heads, and to practice these principles in all our affairs

This thread is sort of in response to V-Power-A's eroids addiction thread.

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Fax me your paper, I will stamp it for you, then fax it back.