posted Sat, 07/27/2013 - 07:06
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Thank you cracked.
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After reading this I have learned two things:
The first, a tub of Vodka is a WONDERFUL idea.
The second, bottled tears!
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I love Cracked as well. I am always reposting there stuff lol
I just can't get over that the smell of tears lowers testosterone.
Tears contain loads of amino acids i read somewhere...
Hence the title "GURU"! I honestly have never come across one person with such a wealth of fitness/nutrition knowledge.
I just checked it out to get more facts... they say emotional tears are totally different than normal tears bro... it makes sense like when you go to a funeral for instance our eyes burn worse and longer than a normal teary outburst.... reason being as mentioned we lose a ton of aminos,salts, and minerals that create pain and swelling in the eye region... bunged up nose etc etc due to irritation in the sinus from all these acidic compounds........... lol hope that makes sense it makes a change for me to be talking about crying instead of creating PAIN in a gym lmaooo
That to me is some amazing stuff literally the body chemistry controlled by the particular emotion and not the specific act itself. It is just more proof of how the mind and its way of dealing with issues dramatically affects our health.
I am going to have to research this more this could be a huge issue in dealing with recovery all the way from workouts, injuries and wounds. I am glad brother you wrote this, it really could give a huge advantage to those who learn how to process things the right way!
Thats why i love this place bro... a simple humorous unassuming post can bring about multiples of sub-topics when the debate begins.
I have been doing a lot of researching about the specific properties that my beloved milk brings about towards the off-set of D.O.M.S. after hard training in comparison to post w.out drinks... the results so far are amazing and football and rugby teams over here are administering milk to players after hard training sessions and the logged scientific results are all steering towards the positive, proving post w/out drinks are a sham and good old fashioned cows eggs (bottled milk) lol... is far superior providing far more essential nutrients for fast muscle recovery decreasing D.O.M.S. (delayed onset muscle soreness) by a massive percentage.. if not completely in many trials.
So f*cking true, I learned this awhile back using that shit. Started drinking goats milk when i spent a lot of time in the Middle East...takes a bit to acquire the taste for a westerner but bar none for endurance and recovery second to none. Was like the best kept secret my guys back in 2003 when deployed started buying and raising our own to have a endless supply we fed them good organic grain no antibodies. That milk was like crack to a crackhead as far as energy and stamina fuel.