OursIsTheFury's picture
OursIsTheFury
  • 0
3149

Shaving those parts

ad

How's everyone shaving their junk these days? I'm so fucking sick and tired of trying and walking away like I just had a three way with two virgins. I need some helps brothers, ideas or methods that give results.

No homo

bigJOHNstud's picture

I only groom not shave. League regulations state the playing field must be under 1"

shawn0712's picture

X2..

Greg's picture

In my day a man wasn't a man unless he had a lot of body hair.
Unfortunately I'm old and use AAS so I'm losing my hair.
To keep my manhood, I have a Donald Trump style comb over. Starting from the back and...

kodiakGRRL's picture

I have a capital idea... to shave or not ... to nair or not.. to trim or not ... do what makes you feel comfortable and happy ;-)

The Impastable's picture

Soooo, shave the back hair and wear it as a beard? Smile

kodiakGRRL's picture

maybe you should donate it to locks of love?

The Impastable's picture

:( I would if only I had any back hair... I'm going to go to my corner now and cry at my lack of masculinity while drink a bottle of AI.

kodiakGRRL's picture

lmao... here ... grrl hands you a tissue

scootloko's picture

I can't see going bald. I'm a country boy that seems kind of fem to me. I'm in the deep south, deep deep, so most women here don't really go for the metrosexual deal anyway. Men waxing their junk just became even acceptable here, definitely not expected. Personally I don't even like my women completely bald, at least leave a landing strip or something lol. Bald snatch looks under aged or sickly like the woman had cootchie cancer and went through cootchie chemo or some ish. Plain unnatural "to me".

Here is a HILARIOUS story about shaving your junk posted by a brother on here a couple of years ago. I saved it to my favs it's so funny.
https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/off-topic/never-nair-down-there-a-s...

cry_havoc's picture

I did not know it was a metro thing! All I am saying is....ladies....it's OK to put your mouth here. It's just a friendly warm greeting! That's all!

But here is to true friends!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_1-tRbr0d4

scootloko's picture

lmaolmao, Hilarious vid

The Impastable's picture

Best advice I can give is to go to Home Depot, or lowe's, or any similar home improvement store, and buy one of those weed wackers. That will get you nice and trim, and save you time doing so. This tool also works well on stubbornly thick caterpillar eyebrows.

cry_havoc's picture

All I can say is....we must be a bunch of really secure fellas in here! I don't know anywhere else where you can talk about shaving your balls without being judged!!!

vhman's picture

There are a lot of nut huggers here and they demand comfort.

flacidego's picture

I buzz my pubes down very short, but I'm never using a razor and going skin deep again! F**k that! Bumps galore that itch!

kodiakGRRL's picture

Real men wax.

nuff said

Pale's picture

I had been ignoring this thread until I saw you responded, lol. I should have just kept ignoring....

kodiakGRRL's picture

welll.....

The Impastable's picture

Unfortunately, most men only wax half way. If you're going to wax, you best be going all the way, front, balls, and asshole. Just saying, nothing worse than a freshly waxed dick and pair of balls being crept on by vigorously predacious ass hair.

kodiakGRRL's picture

lfmao !!!

cdyrdes's picture

Biore strips.....

analdestroyer's picture

I usually trim my ballfro with hair clippers then go at it with a razor in the shower.

chunkypbnj's picture

Veet. It's like Nair without taking the skin off. No discomfort at all. 6 min and the balls are SMOOTH! Every grocery store has it.

Owes a Review × 1
shawn0712's picture

Maybe my skin is too sensitive. I was away from a girl I was dating for awhile and decided to give veet a try. Within minutes, it literally burn holes in my sack. I had to catch a flight the following day to meet her, and couldn't even sit down without padding my nuts with cotton. I literally had like four scabs on my sack. She laughed her ass off about it, but it definitely made intimacy difficult. From that day on, I've excepted the fact that I'm a hairy Neanderthal that trims. I didn't even leave it on long enough to remove all the hair.

cry_havoc's picture

Seriously? No pain at all? Not like nair in any way?

chunkypbnj's picture

This stuff is the BOMB! Been using it for years. Whatever hair does not wash away immediately will be off after 2 swipes with a loofa.

Owes a Review × 1
cry_havoc's picture

Which one do you use. I looked them up and there is like 5 different products. The gel?

chunkypbnj's picture

Gel. Wifey gets the pink tube or pump bottle. I got the idea from her.

Owes a Review × 1
cry_havoc's picture

Gillette Body Razor! or a women's razor. No sharp corners to cut you.

http://gillette.com/en-us/products/razor-blades/body-razors/body-razor

Catalyst's picture

If this isn't on the taboo list it should be ;)

The Impastable's picture

Lmao! I keep my privates, well... Private.

Greg's picture

Duct tape

HailRazor's picture

The 70's 'cock fro' is back in style bro. Go natural.

crazymofo's picture

Real men wax.

The Impastable's picture

Your biggest friend is patience.