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Problems only lifters would know

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So, seeing I've gained some size in the years I've been lifting I have a distinct comparison now of what changes your life you will have due to new muscle. Not all changes are the best, granted we all want the gains to never end but was has been the downside? I had the other day the worst time trying to pin my triceps due to an increased chest size, almost comical. I have many others but I'd like people to share some things they may or may not have expected before and after.

guitarplayer1's picture

Trying to tie my shoes while bulking sucks as well as putting on socks.
Putting on jackets I need help.
Having 3 wardrobes for each season.
People staring (creepy)
Everyone asking for advice but it goes in one ear and out the other.
Hearing ppl whispering.....steroids....then I whisper back....doughnuts or alcoholic.

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allaboutdemgains's picture

I totally agree, someone asks what are you taking and all I will talk about is my diet and they're sitting there waiting for me to name some bullshit supplement by MHP or MuscleTech or something.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Just reading this thread makes me feel jealous, some big monster. T-shirt busters in here!

Vike slopes off with his head down chin on chest...... thinking to himself "ill show you big bastads some day" as he flexes his 14" bicep in the mirror dreaming of becoming a champion Bodybuilder.... How do these bastids get so phucking big!...... GOD appears in the mirror looks him in the eye and booms out.... STEROIDS my son!.. STEROIDS and bucket loads of fyre Chinese generics!!..... and INSOOOLIN!!

The Impastable's picture

Shirts aren't really an issue I find, TJMaxx always has some quality stuff in the designer section at larcenous prices. Not sure if you guys have it across the sea though... The big issue I find is the jeans, because every designer is following the "skinny/slim" fad... a good brand I find that is stylish, reputable, and durable is joe's jeans, but classic fit is the only fit that truly is comfortable for me.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

I dont have your clothing problems bro, i wear wolf skins and deer hides... i only take off my horned helmet when i go to bed.... in fact last night was strange, allow me to explain...................................

Last night i had to get up to go take a dump after having a late chicken supper.... i sat on the throne thrutching whilst smoking on my vape pipe, i was having a problem passing a chicken skull and some sharp bones!.... anyways, in the smoke cloud a vision appeared and spoke to me... it went something like this > VIKE my son this is GOD speaking to you! i have watched you from the day you where born and now is the time to ask you to perform the task of your life!.. The angels have forged you a new Hammer!! smelted in the fires created by 1000 virgin souls (well in fact only 3 were virgins! 992 were just dirty slags we found in the back streets, and the last 5 were hairy arsed trannys, but they had big tits so we thought you would be ok with that:)....... But the greatest addition to help you with your task will be the Cock O Steel..... this is a cybernetic cock and balls made from high grade Steel with barbed blades on the shaft . We need to halo drop you into China where you will hunt them down and butt ream with the Cock O Steel every fkn chinaman that creates or sells this fkn scourge of the planet Generic HGH...... find, and butt fuck them until they evaporate!! ...... the anabolic angels up here in heaven are going to blind these fucks for abusing the gift of colour!... Red top, black top, blue top... WTF top!!... they should be concentrating on doing the shit they do well... like crispy fkn duck and prawn wantons... thats why i put these fucks on the planet for anyways!..................... let me just give you a tip before i go vike he said... "next time you have a chicken supper!... just eat the meat and NOT the whole fkn chicke you dumb fuck!""!

The Impastable's picture

Lmao Vike. Cock O Steel, definitely brand that brother, could make you a lot of money in the near future. Look on the bright side of eating the whole chicken, at least your shrapnel ass is now prison proof!

And what do you mean chinese generic HGH is not g2g, fyre, vials overflowing, feel it in 10 sec, hot hot hot?!

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Yeah bro.... its all as GTG as all the bum fuck cycle advise i see in the Si threads lol

I must change my eating habits bro... my ass flaps look like chamois leather lmfaooooo Smile

tonytulo's picture

But little Timmy got high igf and high HGH serum test and his pinky is falling asleep also he dreams a lot so it must be real and it also was a great score by one get 20 free.......

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Thats right bro..... then timmy walks in my gym and gets made to look like a weak pencil neck by guys 2/3 times his age hoisting weight about with the power of a fkn bull!

Why O why is GH a necessity these days?

Vike strolls away to bury his sore head in a bucket of ice... thinking whats wrong with these pricks? not many compete! not many even want to compete!.... do they think they will get muscle growth? (Dummies).. or do they think it melts fat? (lazy bastards)... whats wrong with hard graft, good nutritional practises and some ole fashioned roids to help with assimilation and recovery...... Aaah fuck it! he thinks.. straps on the Cock O steel and plans the next mission to butt ream these chinese counterfeiters.

kodiakGRRL's picture

gets made to look like a weak pencil neck by guys 2/3 times his age hoisting weight about with the power of a fkn bull!

even better when it is the girls who do it ;-)

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Yeah i love watching the looks of despair and utter disbelief when the girls are cranking out reps with weight these guys couldnt even dream about...... they must awful! but the faces they pull and the body language is a picture lol

tonytulo's picture

Its because we live in a generation of misinformed lazy fools. Who instead of putting in hard work, always look for the easy route to their fucking goals. Easily more than 75% of this site has guys who depend on peds to look like mediocre at best , but if they put the time and effort into their diet and training to reach their fucking goals they'd be better off. But instead we have guys running "bodybuilder like cycles" yet they defend their physique by saying well im not a bodybuilder so whats it matter what I look like or say well I don't want to be big.... Then in turn we have guys running around who have extensive cycle use I wont say experience because they obviously didn't experience shit because their diet sucked , but they put up in their stats that they've used every fucking compound including all aas, all thyroid manipulators , insulin and growth ( well mostly generics ) basically just shy of lasik and dnp. When you look at their stats they are 6'1 to 6'3 and barely 200 lbs. and who knows about their bodyfat as these days everyone thinks they're under 10 lmfao.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

yeah.. good peptides give all those tingles too bro, but you know that already lol

Show me chinese generics with a true 191aa unbroken chain and i will put a pic of my vagina up in general forum.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Still waiting............................................................ tick tock.. tick tock...

tonytulo's picture

Lmfao good luck hit up the generic gurus

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

I have been checking profile pages of a lot of the Generic lovers on here lol........... its better reading their poxy pencil neck stats than watching a funny film on the fkn telly.......... money must be worthless because these boys are certainly throwing it away bro.

Placebo effect is on full tilt because most here dont know their ass from their fkn elbow lmfaoooooooo

Pale's picture

LMAO!! It does seem like the chinese fake HGH is on the rebound again. Friends don't let friends use chinese GH...

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Cock O Steel will end the problem forever bro............. have no fear when the Cock O Steel is here Smile

alayna's picture

Cock o Steel huh hmmmmmmm

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Calm down calm down!.............. its for pure punishment not pleasure ;/

rolltide3's picture

Lmfao just about made me cry

tonytulo's picture

Hit the nail on the head lol smfh

allaboutdemgains's picture

I can no longer buy sryinges at walmart, they gave the run aound yesterday. I know why,didn't wear my baggy hoodie. Lady asked what they were for and I said none of your business, then she stated I needed a prescription, and I said "for a plastic tube and a metal tip!" Had a bit of a come apart. I know you can get them online but their price is .25 cents each for 3ml with a 25 gauge needle.

Drop-set's picture

I got that shit from a guy at walgreens years ago. Wanted a copy of my ID. I said that wasn't store policy, then he said it was his policy. I called the regional manager and they did some serious ass kissing. My state has since gone to prescription, so get them online.

allaboutdemgains's picture

Yea gonna have to, helps to flirt with the younger girls though. No beef, even for novalin r.

irongame427's picture

Finding t shirts that fit my shoulder width but dont look like a dress at the bottom. Ones that fit people like me ( and probably most of us) with a small waist and broad shoulders and a wide back is almost impossible. I pretty much just gave up and order my tshirts from Bodybuilding.com now. All the t shirts fit perfect and are made for people like us.

Then there's the whlole out growing my clothes a few times a year. Bought a bunch of new nice button downs and stuff back in September and now I'm like 25lbs heavier and none of them fit anymore. So I don't even bother anymore I just try and live in gym shorts and t shirts as much as possible. It was getting way to expensive buying a bunch of new clothes 2-3 times a year.

Overall most of my problems have to do with clothes lol.

SenseiMiagi's picture

Fucking shirts! Either theyre sized for a fat man around the midsection and fit my arms/shoulders well, or theyre tight as shit around my arms, but fit nice around the midsection. Have to try all of them on...have dozens of shirts in my closet I never wear because they were gifts so I wasnt able to try it on and say no.

Agree with jeans as well. Im tall so it makes it worse, rarely find 36 length in stores, must online buy.

bigJOHNstud's picture

When I put on a wife beater I have the hardest time getting the back down. It gets bunched up at the top and there is no way to get my hands back there to get it down. My daughter is very helpful.

allaboutdemgains's picture

Yea its like being in a straight jacket, I wear this elastic sleevless thing because it strecthes and comes right off.

stl's picture

The whole jacket thing sucks I just had one made.

irongame427's picture

X2.

Drop-set's picture

Buying a suit or sport coat is a joke. Don't want to pay for custom suit for the occasional wedding or funeral. Hell, I have to wear sleeveless undershirts to keep from bunching up.

allaboutdemgains's picture

I work in maintenance and I'm always being asked before a job begins, don't tighten to where we can't loosen it. We don't workout like you do.